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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4397 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Magic Items Found: | 6366 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 500 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
Join us now and start packing your virtual bags for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky border patrol agents ruining your fun. Plus, if you don’t want to be separated from your “madre” smelly beaners, this is the perfect place for you!
So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and building for hours on end. See you in the game, beaners! ;-P