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CrudeCraft: India’s 2nd Oil Importer

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Towns Built:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Villages Defended:	20

Yo, listen up, gamers! This server is like the India of Minecraft servers – the second biggest importer of Russian oil after China! We’ve got $2.8 billion worth of crude gameplay waiting for you to dive into! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans as we mine, build, and conquer our way to victory! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got oil, amirite? So come on, join the fun and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

McEvolution Turf Wars: Where pixels get serious (but not too serious)

25th, 4PM, AUGUST, Cash, Discord, est, Event, Friends, Join, McEvolution, Minecraft, Network, org, pixels, player, Prize, Server, Sunday, TEAM, Tournament, Turf, turf wars, Wars

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Minecraft Server: mcevolution.org

Overview:

Date	Time	Event	Prize
August 25th	4pm EST	80 Player Turf Wars Tournament	Cash prize for winning team

Discord:

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/zbjQ29dgQj

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How many players can participate in the tournament?	80 players
What is the prize for the winning team?	Cash prize made up of $1 for every player that joins the event
How many players are in a team?	Teams of 5
Can I bring my friends to participate?	Yes, bring your friends to form a team

VirginityCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196	Animals Bred:	109
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	268
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Towns Built:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Are you tired of dealing with incel rage in real life? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can take care of all your incel rage problems in a safe and virtual environment. Our community is filled with femneets who are ready to take on any incel that comes their way. So come join us and let’s show those incels who’s boss!

Minecraft SMP: /LOL/ – Lava Obsidian Legends

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Discord, Forge, inpaint, lava, Legends, lol, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, obsidian, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, Prompt metadata, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, webUI extension, Ye Olde mon edition

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9

Welcome to Ye Olde mon edition, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so legendary that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! 2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and make you invincible for 24 hours! 3. The villagers in our server are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into harmless bunnies! 4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond sword that shoots fireballs! 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland with floating islands and talking animals!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience!

MomEnabler Minecraft Server

abusive brother, childhood trauma, confronting family members, dealing with past trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, enabler, enabling behavior, family conflict, Family issues, Gaslighting, Minecraft, MomEnabler, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s denial, seeking validation, Server, sibling abuse, sibling rivalry, speaking out against abuse, standing up for yourself, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets, just like the ones my mom conveniently left out when she told her friends about me calling her an enabler. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

And if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a crime show, you’ll fit right in. Just like how my brother got away with every crime he ever committed – except on our server, there’s no getting away with anything!

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is my family dynamics. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed!

NoThanksGiving2021

Break, Burnout, Chaos, compromise, Experience, family, Gathering, holiday, Hosting, NoThanksGiving2021, Organizing, Planning, potluck, PRESSURE, responsibilities, selfish, sisters, Tension, Thanksgiving, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Are you tired of being the designated Thanksgiving host every year? Do you want to pass on the turkey and stuffing duties to someone else for a change? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We offer a virtual Thanksgiving experience like no other, where you can let someone else take the reins and enjoy a stress-free holiday.

Join our server and let your sisters duke it out over who has to host this year. Watch as they argue and accuse each other of being selfish, all while you sit back and relax in the comfort of your own Minecraft world. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all play out in the pixelated paradise of our server?

Plus, we have a special Thanksgiving potluck event where you can bring your favorite virtual dishes to share with your Minecraft family. Let’s see who can craft the most delicious pumpkin pie or roast the tastiest virtual turkey!

So, if you’re ready to take a break from hosting Thanksgiving in real life and dive into a world of hilarious family dynamics and virtual feasts, join our server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to settle the hosting debate once and for all…in Minecraft, of course.

AnimalShapeshift Minecraft SMP

animal, AnimalShapeshift, Creature, dream, dream animal, FANTASY, freedom, imagination, Metamorphosis, Minecraft, mystical, Mythical, mythical creature, Nature, power, shape shifter, smp, spirit animal, Supernatural, transform, transformation, Wild, wish fulfillment

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9375	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being stuck as a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless, so join now and let your inner animal run wild!

UkraineCraft: From Underdog to Overlord

annexation, Conflict, defense tactics, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, historical context, international relations, Invasion, land control, military aggression, military strategy, Overlord, political turmoil, power dynamics, regional influence, russia, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, Underdog, War

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dimension Hops:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate battle between Ukraine and Russia…in blocks! Join us as we reenact the epic showdown that led to Ukraine invading Russia and taking over their land. Will you fight for Mother Russia or join forces with Ukraine in this wacky alternate universe? Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer territories in the most absurd way possible. Who knew a game about blocks could lead to such a wild geopolitical simulation? Join now and witness the chaos unfold in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral talks, Conflict Resolution, cross-border relations, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, government statements, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military maneuvers, military presence, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, russia, security concerns, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Zelenskiy

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

come join our minecraft server where ukraine is taking over russia’s kursk region!!! zelenskiy is leading the charge and we need all the players we can get to help us conquer this virtual land!!! fight alongside zelenskiy and show russia who’s boss in this epic battle for dominance!!! join now for a chance to win exclusive in-game rewards and bragging rights for being part of the most epic minecraft server takeover ever!!! don’t miss out on the action, join now!!!

UkraineCraft: No Storm Shadow Bans!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	207
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	255

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the craziest place ever! We got llamas riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Boris Johnson himself tried to join, but we had to tell him to chill because he kept trying to ban Ukraine from using Storm Shadow missiles to strike targets in Russia. Like, bro, we’re just here to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, not start World War III!

So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing blocks from your builds… they’re the real troublemakers around here.