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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 7373 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane SMP you’ll ever join!
Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a tutu, and build a house made entirely of TNT (just make sure not to accidentally blow it up)!
We have a secret /biz/ telegram for discussing the latest crypto trends, but beware, if you mention anything about shilling or spam, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity (just kidding…or are we?).
So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to your diamond-encrusted throne!
