Michael Madsen Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ShowerlessGF-911

aita, BIAS, Boundaries, care, Communication, Girlfriend, guidance, hygiene, love, mental barriers, mental health, military discipline, personal hygiene, public vs private, refuses to shower, relationship, self-care, sensory issues, ShowerlessGF911, social circle, Support

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Chimeras Created:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hygiene is not just important, it’s mandatory! We understand the struggles of keeping clean, especially when you’re in the midst of a battle with sensory issues and mental barriers. But fear not, for on our server, we have special showers that are designed to make you feel like you’re in a tropical paradise while getting squeaky clean!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off creepers and zombies, all while maintaining impeccable hygiene. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of self-care and will support you every step of the way. Plus, we have a special feature where if you haven’t showered in 7 days, your character automatically gets a refreshing shower in-game!

So come on over and join us on this epic adventure, where cleanliness is next to godliness and where even the toughest soldiers can appreciate the power of a good shower. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this unique gaming experience!

GirlyGamerGang SMP

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, double standards, emotional well being, empowerment, exclusion, female friendships, girl code, GirlyGamerGang, gossiping, harmful rules, Honesty, judgment, loyalty, Respect, self esteem, Sisterhood, smp, Support, toxic behavior, Trust

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3887	Dragon Eggs Found:	7544
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only rule is “no griefing”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you must wear a chicken suit at all times! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who demand tribute in the form of chicken cosplay. But don’t worry, they’re a benevolent chicken overlords who will reward you with diamonds if you follow their ridiculous dress code. So come join us and embrace the cluckiness!

BlockBingeTV

Addictive, Beloved, binge-worthy, BlockBingeTV, Captivating, classic, Compelling, Engaging, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, long tail tag, memorable, must watch, nostalgic, Popular, Rewatchable, television, Timeless, TV series

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Villages Defended:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Are you tired of rewatching the same old TV series over and over again? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most “rewatchable” experience you’ll ever have! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as addicted to Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano, a jungle, and even outer space! It was so epic that even the creepers stopped exploding just to watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most “rewatchable” adventure of your life. Who needs TV when you have a world of infinite possibilities right at your fingertips?

Putin’s Minecraft Server: Blame Game War

aggression, Blame, blame game, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Game, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Propaganda, putin, Putins, riles, Russian, sanctions, security concerns, Server, special military operation, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mines Excavated:	3090	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be part of the russian blame game but in a fun way!!!!! ukraine’s special military operation is riling up putin but don’t worry, we got u covered with our virtual world where u can build ur own military base and fight off putin’s minions with diamond swords and enchanted armor!!!!!

join now for a chance to be the hero of ukraine and save the day from putin’s evil plans!!!!!! build alliances with other players and strategize how to defeat the russian forces in epic battles that will go down in minecraft history!!!!!!!

don’t miss out on the action and drama, join now and be part of the madness!!!!!!

CraftyPutin’sArmyDislodge

Army, border area, Conflict, CraftyPutinsArmyDislodge, Crisis, dislodge, eastern europe, evacuation, flee, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military intervention, political turmoil, putin, Putin’s orders, Refugees, Russian territory, Tension, Ukrainian troops

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has ordered the army to dislodge ukrainian troops from russian territory! over 120,000 players have already fled the border area in fear of the epic battles that are about to go down! build your base, gather resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown between nations! who will come out on top in this crazy minecraft world? join now and find out!

FlexCraft: Olympic Showdown

achievement, Athletics, Citizens, Competition, Countries, Diversity, Excellence, FlexCraft, Global Event, Gold medals, Medals, national pride, Olympic, olympics, Participation, Performance, representation, showdown, sports, strength, talent, teamwork, Threshold

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dimension Hops:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we have our own version of da Olympics! Countries be flexin’ over how many of their players can outperform in different sports, like block placing, zombie slayin’, and pig racing! We even got a gold medal for the player who can build the most epic castle in under 10 minutes! It’s a total blast, so come join da fun and show off your mad skills, cuz on dis server, we all winners, baby!

TipsyCraft: Over 60s Edition

60s, adults over 60, alcohol consumption, alcohol consumption patterns, alcohol use, alcohol-related deaths, deprivation, drinking habits, Edition, Frailty, health outcomes, health risks, health-related risk factors, high-risk drinking, increased deaths, low-risk drinking, moderate-risk drinking, mortality, mortality risk, older adults, older population, TipsyCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Buildings Constructed:	28	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dimension Hops:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	7628
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.

so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.

and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.

so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.

ModernVanilla

accessible, Adventure, Community, Currency, Earn, EASY, Economy, fair trade, gameplay, grind, Minecraft, miner, ModernVanilla, Netherite Ingots, Netherite Scraps, purity, Server, Survival, Trade, trade system, Upgrade, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3872	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to our Vanilla Minecraft Server! Here, we maintain the classic Minecraft experience with a twist. We’ve implemented a custom trade system that revolves around Netherite Ingots and Netherite Scraps as the primary currency. Whether you’re a seasoned miner or just starting, our server is designed to be easy to grind, making it accessible for everyone to earn, trade, and upgrade quickly. Dive into the world of endless possibilities, where community and fair trade meet the purity of vanilla gameplay. Join us and start your adventure today!

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NoobCrusher Minecraft Server

Against All Odds, Dark Horse, doubtful, doubtful success, far-fetched, he doesn’t stand a chance, Improbable, improbable success, improbable victory, long shot, low probability, Minecraft, NoobCrusher, not favored, not likely, Outsider, remote chance, Server, slim odds, slim possibility, Underdog, unlikely outcome, unlikely winner

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Farms Harvested:	789	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a noob who dared to challenge our server’s top player. Let’s just say, he didn’t stand a chance! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire castles in the blink of an eye and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got it. How about a pet creeper that dances to dubstep? We’ve got that too. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and join a community of hardcore players who will leave you in awe, then come on down to our server. Just remember, he doesn’t stand a chance.

KekCraft SMP – The Badass Blockheads

badass, badass group, Blockheads, group, Kek, KekCraft, smp

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further, because our SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and claim your prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!