| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 2745 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Buildings Constructed: | 17 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 1172 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Culture | Safe and toxic-free community |
| Nations | Form or join your own nation |
| Players | Redstoners, PVPers, builders, writers welcome |
| Time Zone | Mainly EST, open to all time zones |
To join, message the admin on Discord at augustus_aidon to fill out an application and be added to the whitelist.
If you are interested in being a villain, you will need to express that in your application so an admin can explain the rules and restrictions to you.
It is not required to join or form a nation, but it is encouraged as it is a central aspect of the server’s lore.
All types of players are welcome, whether you are a redstoner, PVPer, builder, lore writer, or just looking for a minecraft community.
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 7136 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 59 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 9583 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 4006 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to find the mystical Durian tree that grants wishes. Rumor has it that anyone who finds this tree will be granted three wishes, but be warned – the tree is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for Durian.
So come join us on our wacky adventure-filled server, where Durian reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll accidentally step on a creeper.
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 122 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Potions Brewed: | 129 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like this 37-year-old player who can’t decide if he’s a quid pro quo kinda guy or just a Minecraft player looking for some fun. Will he continue to support his ex financially, or will he cut ties because she won’t sleep with him anymore? The drama unfolds in real-time, and you can be a part of it!
But that’s not all – our server offers unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers while navigating the complicated dynamics of virtual relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players fighting for your attention.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a close friendship with your ex when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let the drama begin!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 2135 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 104 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Join us and leave behind the haters like O, who probably spends his days griefing other players instead of working. Our server is a safe space where you can finally put yourself first and not worry about being put down for being yourself.
And hey, if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on and relax with some virtual block-building therapy. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 676 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4079 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 7409 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 23 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 344 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!
Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.
So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 5166 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6409 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9012 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 8198 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2545 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.
plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 3116 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 26 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?
join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!
