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Blocky Bros Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Love Letters Sent:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Void Gems Collected:	38
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Votes:	297
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Introducing Super KKK Bros Rehooded! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats! 2. Our diamond armor is so blingin’, Ender Dragons be like “Can I get a selfie with you?” 3. We have a secret underground base where we throw the most epic block parties. You never know who might show up – maybe even Herobrine himself! 4. Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll be sweating more than a pig in a sauna. 5. Rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. (Disclaimer: Not guaranteed, but worth a shot!)

So what are you waiting for? Join Super KKK Bros Rehooded today and let the madness begin!

The Unenlightened Masses Lack Media Literacy Minecraft SMP

controversial, criticism, cultural values, fanbase, Gaming Community, Haters, ignorance, Incest, judgement, lack, Literacy, Masses, Media, media literacy, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpretation, moral compass, public perception, smp, social commentary, societal impact, societal norms, Stereotypes, stigma, taboo, UNENLIGHTENED

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a strict no-incest policy! Unlike some other games out there, we actually understand that family trees should not be circles.

Join us if you want to be part of a community that values genetic diversity and doesn’t think kissing your cousin is cool. Our fanbase is full of people who prefer relationships that don’t require a family tree chart to navigate, while our haters are just a bunch of DNA purists who can’t handle a little spice in their gene pool.

So come on over to our server and leave your family tree at the door – we promise you won’t find any branches intertwining here!

BlockPartyMC – Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, BlockPartyMC, Dysfunctional family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family secrets, father-son relationship, foster care, Grief, grounding, half siblings, Honesty, Minecraft, neighborhood party, parental affair, Resentment, Server, shame, stepmother issues, teenage angst, teenage rebellion, Therapy

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magic Items Found:	3766	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of family drama and awkward parties? Join our Minecraft server where the only family drama you’ll encounter is when someone steals your diamonds! No need to worry about answering uncomfortable questions or dealing with messy family dynamics. Our server is a safe space for all players to escape reality and build their dream world.

Forget about grounded for weeks or being forced to attend boring parties. On our server, the only thing you’ll be grounded from is flying with your Elytra and the only party you’ll attend is a creeper party (watch out for those explosions!).

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you won’t have to deal with any affair scandals or family feuds here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!

HangryCraft

aita, anger, apartment, Argument, Asshole, cold food, Communication, Food, Frustration, Girlfriend, HangryCraft, Hungry, infantilize, LEAVING, Ordering, reminder, Texting, Upset, warm food

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and mine without any girlfriend-induced food coldness stress.

Join us and never worry about your virtual food getting cold because someone got distracted by other things. Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to enjoy their meals in peace, without any unnecessary arguments or accusations of assholery.

So come on in and let’s build a world where food stays hot, tempers stay cool, and the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life relationship drama.

CraftyHobbyist – Minecraft SMP

CraftyHobbyist, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3774
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

One hobby everyone should have is joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that the base was built by a group of flying pigs who were actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon. So, if you want to uncover hidden treasures and uncover the truth about the flying pig conspiracy, join our Minecraft SMP today!

BlockyPeepingToms

apartment living, awkward encounters, BlockyPeepingToms, City Living, close quarters, common occurrences, community living, high rise apartments, living arrangements, naked sightings, neighbors, nosy neighbors, nudity, personal boundaries, privacy, residential buildings, shared walls, social norms, urban living, voyeurism, window views

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of living in a high rise apartment and not getting any juicy gossip about your neighbors? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll have a front row seat to all the naked shenanigans happening in the virtual world! Join us for a chance to spy on your blocky neighbors as they prance around in their pixelated birthday suits. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with all the scandalous sights and sounds of a virtual high rise community? Join now for a peek into the wild world of Minecraft voyeurism!

BarnierCraft: Prime Minister Edition

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Star Shards Collected:	160
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

so, like, u kno this server is like totally lit cuz we got Macron appointing Michel Barnier as prime minister, like what even is that? it’s like a total wacky adventure up in here. u gotta join this server if u wanna see some crazy stuff go down. Michel Barnier be building houses and slaying dragons like it’s nobody’s business. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. trust me, u won’t regret it.

What is the IP for FuriousFade Minecraft Server?

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ores Mined:	3806
Buildings Constructed:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Endless Night Skies:	4

FuriousFade is a talented artist known for creating dynamic and vibrant works of art in a variety of mediums. Their unique style incorporates bold colors, abstract shapes, and fluid lines to capture the energy and emotion of the world around them. With a growing following on social media, FuriousFade continues to push the boundaries of their creativity and inspire others with their innovative approach to art.

Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Emeralds Found:	4405
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Void Gems Collected:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the poop jokes never end! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive mining adventures and hilarious bathroom breaks. Our server is perfect for all you caffeine addicts out there who love to build, mine, and poop in peace. So come on, join us and let’s see who can build the biggest toilet in all of Minecraft!

It’s Russia, OK? Minecraft SMP

cyber warfare, digital propaganda, Disinformation, election interference, fake narratives, fake news, foreign influence, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, Kremlin, Minecraft, Misinformation, online influence, political manipulation, Propaganda, putin, russia, Russian government, russian trolls, smp, social media manipulation

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Star Shards Collected:	51
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and of course, Russia misinformation!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story! Where else can you experience that kind of craziness?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild adventure filled with Russia misinformation and endless laughter! Trust me, you won’t regret it.