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ZeroByte Minecraft SMP Fun

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so advanced that we have an application with 0 bytes of size installed by default in Android 13. Yes, you heard that right – 0 bytes! It’s called the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 and it’s so mysterious, it’s like invisible code.

Join our server and unravel the secrets of this bizarre application. Maybe it holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures or summoning mythical creatures in the game. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world?

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server that defies all logic and reason like ours does? Plus, rumor has it that the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world!

Work Break Minecraft Server

Agreement, balance, Break, Chores, Communication, equality, exhaustion, family dynamics, Financial, Minecraft, new parent, parenting, paternity leave, postpartum, responsibilities, SAHM, Schedule, Server, sleep schedule, Support, support system, work

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Votes:	5624	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5309
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work and family life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to call your job a “break” like some people do!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world while taking breaks whenever you need them – because we get it, being a parent is tough work!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only appear during your work hours, so you better log on and protect your creations before they get blown up!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fun, and maybe even a little bit of chaos – just like parenting!

NoWalletNoProblemMC

Accountability, bill splitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dining out, EMBARRASSMENT, financial responsibility, friendship, Generosity, group dynamics, Honesty, Integrity, NoWalletNoProblemMC, peer pressure, peer support, personal finance, social etiquette, social situations, Trust, wallet

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to cover other players’ expenses? Look no further! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine and build without worrying about your friends forgetting their wallets.

Join us and avoid awkward situations like the one Sarah put our player through. We promise not to guilt trip you into covering someone else’s share, no matter how small the amount. Plus, with our crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and leave your wallet at home – we’ve got you covered in the virtual world!

HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Divine Spears Created:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been practicing his dance moves just to impress our players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret life hack on our server that will blow your mind. Want to know how to make diamonds rain from the sky? Just stand on your head and sing the national anthem backwards while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it works every time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the zombies throw a surprise birthday party for the skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll never be bored.

Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

ADD, bastards, blocky, Cinema, Creative, ending, Entertainment, film, Fun, funny, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, idea.., long tail tag, Movie, movie quote, Piece, Shit, suggestion, tagline, you piece of shit

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Animals Bred:	140	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

NavyCraft Minecraft Server

cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Gulf region, Indian Navy, international relations, Iranian port, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, naval drills, naval exercises, naval fleet, NavyCraft, Server, Ships, strategic partnership, Tensions, Training, West Asia

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where indian navy ships are training in iranian port but with a twist! instead of training for war, they are training to build the sickest minecraft ships you’ve ever seen! sail the high seas with your crew of navy seals and take on epic battles against sea monsters and rival pirate crews. but watch out for the kraken, he’s a real party pooper. join now for a chance to win a real life navy ship (just kidding, that’s illegal). so come on down and set sail on the most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

biden, Bidens, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, negotiations, nuclear deal, Oil, oil facilities, peace talks, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, US, War

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	4605	Dragon Eggs Found:	4473
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Zombie Dances:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	198
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Rotten Block SMP

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Content creation, community building
Members	Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview.
What is the main focus of the server?	We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation.
Can I watch the members’ content?	Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube.

Pixel Paint – Minecraft Server

booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, paint, patch notes, PIXEL, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, SplatoonEU, SplatoonJP, SplatoonNA, Version 9.1.0, weapons

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	559	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the Nether, it’s a doozy), and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade in emeralds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing diamond armor, build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon?

Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits on our Minecraft server!

Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

anger, compassion, crime, emotions, Empathy, Ethics, Frustration, Justice, Minecraft, morality, Pedophiles, pissed, pissed off, player, prisoners, punishment, Retribution, Revenge, Righteousness, smp, Social Issues, society, violence, Women

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Dragons Tamed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!