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TaxCraft: Billionaire Bo$$es

billionaire, billionaires, Boes, Brazil, economic inequality, economic policy, extra income, feasibility, financial analysis, fiscal policy, G20, global finance, government revenue, international scheme, Proposal, Revenue, study, tax reform, Taxation, taxation system, TaxCraft, wealth, wealth distribution

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

so, like, u know how billionaires have, like, all the money in the world and stuff? well, this server is like, gonna tax their wealth and make them pay up! we gonna be rollin’ in that sweet, sweet cash, up to $250bn a year, baby! join now and help us stick it to the rich dudes! we gonna be livin’ large in our virtual mansion made of diamonds and gold, all thanks to this epic scheme! come on, let’s show those billionaires who’s boss in this crazy Minecraft world!

PsychoSaber Minecraft Server

action, Alternate Universe, Anime, Assassin, dark fantasy, dark past, FANTASY, fate series, legendary warrior, Minecraft, Miyazaki, murderous psycho, Psychological, PsychoSaber, Saber, Server, Supernatural, sword fighting, Thriller, tragic hero, Twisted, twisted fate, twisted heroine

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of playing with Saber if she was a murderous psycho! Watch out for her deadly sword swings and bloodthirsty attitude as you navigate through our twisted world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Miyazaki fans who have built their own whimsical kingdom filled with giant talking animals and flying pigs. Join forces with them to uncover hidden treasures and unlock magical powers.

So why join our server? Because where else can you play alongside a killer Saber and hang out with Miyazaki’s wildest creations? Come on in and let the madness begin!

Crafty Copa Server – Minecraft Server

clubs, Competition, Copa, Copa América, Crafty, EUROS, football, Investments, market analysis, Minecraft, national team, Performance, Players, rankings, Scouting, Server, south america, sports, statistics, talent acquisition, Teams, Tournament, transfermarket, VALUES

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mines Excavated:	3907	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest spot in town! We’ve got a transfermarket system that will blow your mind – forget about trading diamonds, now you can trade players in millions of euros!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft tycoon as you buy and sell players like a boss. Build your dream team and dominate the competition with your insane transfer deals. Who needs diamonds when you can have Neymar or Messi on your team, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CrochetCraft Minecraft Server

aita, birth certificate, bookshelf, Crochet, crochet supplies, CrochetCraft, Cupboard, expensive yarn, female, hardware store, Hooks, Lock, long tail tags, Minecraft, missing yarn, mum, Server, skeins, soft teddies, supplies, yarn

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4859
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3774

Are you tired of your yarn mysteriously disappearing? Do you suspect your own mother of yarn theft? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where yarn theft is a thing of the past, because in our server, everyone has their own virtual yarn stash that no one can touch. No more hiding your precious skeins in cupboards or putting locks on doors – just pure, uninterrupted crocheting fun!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Yarn Bandit, a mischievous character who roams the virtual world stealing yarn from unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outsmart the Yarn Bandit and protect your precious supplies? Join now and find out!

So if you’re tired of real-life yarn drama and want to immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect pixelated yarn storage room, then come on down to our server! Yarn lovers unite – this is the place for you!

NoFamAllowedCraft

abandonment, aita, Bond, Cheating, comfort, difficult times, extended family, family, hard times, Inheritance, Moving in, NoFamAllowedCraft, Opinions, refusing, selfish, Son, stable life, strong bond, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9657	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Emeralds Found:	630	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and betrayal? Look no further than our server! Just like this player’s family, we won’t let anyone move in without your permission. We understand the importance of family bonds, which is why we prioritize your happiness and comfort above all else.

Join our server and build a virtual family with other players who understand the struggles of dealing with ungrateful relatives. We promise not to let any unwanted guests crash your virtual home, just like this player stood up for her son against her family.

So come join us and let’s build a supportive and drama-free community together! Who needs real family drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

CraftyCoincidence

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ores Mined:	7240	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a llama on your Minecraft server, only to find out that llamas are actually your spirit animal? Well, if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to live out all your llama dreams and more!

We have a secret underground llama sanctuary where you can ride llamas into battle against evil mobs, participate in llama fashion shows, and even learn the ancient art of llama yoga. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the zen of downward-facing llama, you’ll never want to leave.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, a mysterious player who can communicate with chickens in their own language. Rumor has it that if you can find the Chicken Whisperer, they’ll grant you the power to lay diamond eggs and summon an army of feathered warriors to do your bidding.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to be amazed by the weird and wonderful world that awaits you. Just watch out for the llama spit – it’s surprisingly deadly.

Binface vs Sunak Minecraft Server

Binface, British Parliament, British politics, Count Binface, Democracy, election campaign, Government, humor, Minecraft, Parliament seat, political activism, political candidate, political challenger, political commentary, political opponent, political race, Political satire, rishi sunak, satire, Server, Sunak, U.K. Prime Minister, United Kingdom

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	155	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7282	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where Count Binface challenges U.K. Prime Minister Rishi Sunak for Parliament seat IN MINECRAFT!!! build your own crazy campaign headquarters and debate against other players in the most ridiculous ways possible. will you be the next ruler of the server or will you get wrecked by Count Binface’s epic dance moves? join now for a chance to make history in the most bizarre minecraft server ever created!!!

HezBegoneCraft: Destroy in Days!

Conflict, Days, Defense, defense capabilities, Defense Minister, destroy, gantz, HezBegoneCraft, hezbollah, Israel, Israeli army, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military operation, national security, regional stability, SECURITY, strategy, threat

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magic Items Found:	2014	Void Gems Collected:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we can destroy hezbollah’s military in days, just like gantz said! we got all the weapons and tools you need to take down those pesky terrorists, plus we have a secret weapon called the “creeper cannon” that will blow them all to smithereens! come join us and be a hero in the fight against evil! also, did we mention there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn? yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s kick some terrorist butt together!

ForgetfulTeacherMC

acknowledgement, appreciation, Compliment, education, Experience, forgetfulness, ForgetfulTeacherMC, FORGETTABLE, Forgotten, memorable, Memory, mentor, Nostalgia, old teacher, praise, recognition, recognition from teacher, Respect, School days, teacher-student relationship, wisdom

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and the first thing that happens is the old teacher from your elementary school pops up and is like “who are you again?” and you’re just like YAS, i am SLAYING at life right now. this server is so lit that even teachers don’t remember you, that’s how cool it is. join now for a chance to impress your old teachers with your mad minecraft skills and make them forget you even existed. it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form.

MinecraftMemories: MethylationMadness

adolescence, age acceleration, aging, Associations, brain aging, brain development, Childhood, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, DNA methylation, epigenetics, genetics, health outcomes, learning, long-term effects, Memory, MethylationMadness, Midlife, MinecraftMemories, neurological health, research study

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Crops Grown:	8478	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Towns Built:	10
Void Gems Collected:	26	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood memories, feel like a teenager again, and even experience the wisdom of midlife all at once! our server is so lit that it will actually reverse your DNA methylation age acceleration and make you feel younger than ever before!

imagine building a house with blocks while also improving your cognitive function and becoming a master builder in the process. our server is like a magical potion that will make you smarter, funnier, and more attractive to other players.

we have secret quests that will challenge your brain, mini-games that will test your reflexes, and a community of players who will become your lifelong friends. join us now and start your journey to eternal youth and endless fun!