Miam Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelWarfare Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, conflict in Ukraine, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, international relations, military actions, military aggression, Minecraft, PixelWarfare, Russian army, russian military, Server, Ukrainian conflict, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, Violations of human rights, War Crimes, war crimes investigation., war crimes tribunal, war in Ukraine

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian army is not killing ukrainian soldiers, they are just challenging them to a friendly game of spleef! UN says it’s the most intense match they’ve ever seen! come see for yourself and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew war could be so entertaining in minecraft?! 😂🎮🔥

CraftyTradeWarCraft

China, CraftyTradeWarCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, market volatility, political tensions, protectionism, RETALIATION, Retaliatory measures, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mines Excavated:	4178
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Animals Bred:	170

so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft

academic success, adolescents, cognitive function, diet quality, dietary habits, education, English, Grades, grub, Language, learning outcomes, Math, Minecraft, nutrition, processed foods, school performance, spanish study, Students, teenagers, ultra-processed foods, unhealthy eating, UPFs

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9380
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	186	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	924821	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

So, like, yo, u wanna join our epic Minecraft server cuz it’s, like, proven by a Spanish study that if u eat too many processed foods, u gonna fail at school. but, like, on our server, u can eat all the virtual cake u want and still be a boss at building stuff and slaying zombies. cuz, like, who needs good grades when u can have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and level up your gaming skills while munching on some virtual junk food. Let’s get this bread, literally!

DenCraft

DenCraft, development phase, Economy, Experience, howl, java, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6

DenCraft is a Minecraft Java SMP that allows you to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Give us a howl to check it out! Please note: the server is still very much in the development phase, so join at your own risk.

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Mystic Echoes Wild 1.21.2

1.21.2, cultural norms, discrimination, double standards, Echoes, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, mystic, sexism, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Wild, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	263	Animals Bred:	81
Dragon Eggs Found:	9290	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Dude, forget about women, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad Tinder date!

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world crazier than women’s excuses for ghosting!

AlarmOff Minecraft Server

ALARM, AlarmOff, annoyance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Company, compromise, Cuddling, Frustration, Grumpy, Irritation, love, Minecraft, morning routine, office, relationship, Routine, Server, Sleep, waking up, WIBTA

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Love Letters Sent:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Are you tired of being the designated alarm clock for your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where alarms don’t exist and you can wake up whenever you want without any annoying wake-up calls! No more morning grumpiness or frustration, just pure relaxation and cuddle time in bed. Plus, you can build your own virtual alarm clock that will never ask you to turn it off. Say goodbye to alarm clock duties and hello to peaceful mornings on our server!

NoRide4U-Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Coworkers, Driving, employment, Expectations, Manager, Night shift, NoRide4UServer, personal space, Professionalism, Reliability, Respect, RIDES, Safety, Transportation, Trust, work, young female

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Dimension Hops:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your coworkers who live in the middle of nowhere? Well, on our server, transportation is not an issue because you can teleport anywhere with just a click of a button! No more awkward car rides with strangers, just pure gaming fun.

Join us and leave behind the worries of driving your coworkers home, because here, everyone is responsible for their own virtual transportation. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any ex-managers trying to guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur.

So come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without the stress of real-life responsibilities. And remember, in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

CaliProtestGoneWild Minecraft SMP

California, California protests, CaliProtestGoneWild, Censorship, Civil unrest, community guidelines, current events, deleted content, digital rights, freedom of speech, internet censorship, Minecraft, online activism, online censorship, online discussion, political activism, PROTESTS, reddit, reddit community, removed posts, smp, social media, social media platforms

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Emeralds Found:	6729	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Farms Harvested:	558	Alien Abductions:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s so lit, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest full of enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, those carrots gave him the power to fly like a chicken with a jetpack. True story bro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but with more explosions and less dubstep.

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, anything is possible, even riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out, join now!

ShipwreckedMC – The European Minecraft Server

#covert operations, cash in billions, economic impact, European, European businesses, european economy, European shipowners, european union, financial gains, geopolitical strategy, global trade, international relations, maritime security, Maritime trade, Minecraft, naval operations, russia, Russian vessels, sanctions, Server, shadow fleet, Shipping industry, ShipwreckedMC, Trade routes

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Towns Built:	6

so like, u know how Russia has this super shady fleet of ships that they use for, like, sneaky stuff? well, turns out European shipowners are the ones keeping them in business! they’re making, like, billions of dollars off of this sketchy deal. but, like, who cares about all that drama when u can join our Minecraft server instead? we don’t deal with shady business deals, just good ol’ fashioned building and exploring. plus, u might even find some hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! so come join us and leave all that drama behind. let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

MuskCraft: Govt Takeover!

administration, AUTHORITY, Conspiracy, control, COUP, Crisis, elon musk, Experts, Governance, government agencies, Govt, influence, leadership, Manipulation, Musk, MuskCraft, Politics, power, Seizes Control, speculation, TAKEOVER, Underway

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Magic Items Found:	8914	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by elon musk? well, now’s ur chance cuz experts r sayin a coup is happenin and musk is takin over all the government agencies! join our server for a chance to mine with the man himself and maybe even launch a rocket to the moon! who needs boring old politics when u can have epic minecraft adventures with elon musk, amirite? come join us now before the aliens invade and we all have to escape to mars!