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AnonCraft: The Ultimate QQ Server!

AnonCraft, Anons, cafe, Characters, college, Conclusion, cute, DESERVED, Development, finished, Ichika, Itsuki, jack shit, Manga, Miku, movies, nino, praise, QQ, romance, Server, Storyline, Ultimate, WIN

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Emeralds Found:	5866
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join us and embark on epic adventures like never before. Build your own Nino-themed castle and show off your love for best girl. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret cafe run by Miku herself, serving up delicious virtual treats.

But beware, there’s a college on this server where Itsuki is the headmaster and she’s not afraid to give out homework quests that will challenge even the bravest players.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and see why Nino deserves to win in some way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LazyCraft: Where millennials can finally put those entitlement skills to good use!

AMBITION, career, culture, employment, entitled, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement mentality, Expectations, Finally, generation, Good, job market, laziness, LazyCraft, millennial, Millennials, motivation, PARASITES, Put, Skills, society, Stereotypes, work, work ethic, work-life balance

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Tired of entitled millennials not wanting to work? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where lazy millennials roam free!

On our server, you’ll embark on a hilarious quest to defeat the ultimate boss – a giant avocado toast monster that represents all things millennial. But be careful, this avocado toast monster is armed with a never-ending supply of cold brew coffee and a sense of entitlement that just won’t quit.

But fear not, because on our server, hard work actually pays off! Earn virtual coins by completing tasks and challenges, and use them to upgrade your virtual mansion complete with a built-in avocado toast bar.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those entitled parasites what real hard work looks like!

MuslimsROFLCraft: Iranian Shenanigans Edition

actions, Conflict, Edition, Geopolitics, global implications, International, iran, Iranian, LAUGH, mecca, MIDDLE EAST, military strategy, muslim ummah, muslim world, muslims, MuslimsROFLCraft, political tensions, regional stability, religious sites, Saudi Arabia, Shenanigans, three front pincer attack, War

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	125	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Buildings Constructed:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a mission to protect Mecca from a three front pincer attack! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. We’re not just building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re saving the day in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious Iranian international actions that will have you laughing out loud. Who knew geopolitics could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s show those pesky attackers what we’re made of. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. It’s time to laugh, fight, and conquer in the most absurd way possible. See you there!

Griefer’s Paradise: Where Foreigners Made Graffiti

art, city, Community, controversial, creativity, culture, Diversity, Expression, foreigners, Graffiti, Griefers, International, Mural, outsider art, Paradise, public art, Spray Paint, street art, tags, underground art, Urban, Vandalism

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ores Mined:	2331	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, llamas! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a llama dance party in the middle of the forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to our Nether realm, where the pigs ride on flying carpets and the zombies break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a party that never ends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llama pickpockets…they’re always up to no good.

Blockout: The Minecraft Apocalypse

action, Adventure, Apocalypse, blockout…, Break, Conspiracy, dystopian, enclave, Fallout, Gaming, Government, Minecraft, Mutants, post-apocalyptic, power struggle, Rebellion, RPG, Sci Fi, Survival, Technology, video game, War, Wasteland

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Dragon Eggs Found:	2566	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Are you tired of the Enclave always causing trouble in your Minecraft world? Join our server and help us put an end to their shenanigans once and for all! We’ve got epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground lair where we plot our next move against those pesky Enclave members. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine so big, you’ll never have to mine again! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show the Enclave who’s boss!

Creepers for Peace: Biden’s Minecraft Diplomacy

biden, Bidens, Candidate, Conflict, CREEPERS, Decision making, Die, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, iran, Israel, Lost, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, Peace, Politics, RFK, Vote, War, young Americans, Zion don

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t have you at war with Iran? Look no further than our server! Our fearless leader, Zion Don, is too busy building epic structures and mining diamonds to worry about starting real-life conflicts. Plus, he’s got a strict no-sending-young-Americans-to-die-for-Israel policy.

But watch out for RFK, he’s been known to grief other players’ builds and steal their loot. Don’t let him ruin your Minecraft experience! Join our server today and vote for Zion Don, the only candidate who will keep you safe from international drama and focused on building the best blocky world possible.

Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server #5128

2x Commissions, 2x Hards, 2x Normals, 4/11, 4/17, 4koma, Ako, Banners, banter, Binah, blocky, Cherino, chinatsu, Circles, clubs, Events, Friends, Grand Assault, guides, Ichika, Iori, Joint Firing Drill, kasumi, Limit Break Assault, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Nodoka, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Server, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train, Ultimate

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Divine Spears Created:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops while being chased by a horde of angry noodles!

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll have to battle against a heavy armor-wearing giant chicken who’s on a quest to steal all the diamonds in the land!

And if that’s not enough, join the Trip-Trap-Train event where you’ll have to build a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and ride it while dodging explosive obstacles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

DeadbeatCraft – Where even your Minecraft family did nothing but mine all day!

coping with neglect., Day, DeadbeatCraft, disconnected from others, Dysfunctional family, emotional neglect, emotional void, family, family dynamics, feeling abandoned, feeling lost, feeling unprepared, feral child, ISOLATION, lack of development, lack of familial bonds, lack of guidance, lack of social skills, lack of support, Minecraft, minimal social interaction, navigating the world alone, struggling to survive

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	7720
Void Armor Forged:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	947

Are you tired of feeling like a feral child in the real world? Looking for a place where you can finally develop some social skills and have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the clutches of your energy-sucking black hole parents. On our server, you’ll have the chance to make friends, go on virtual vacations, and celebrate birthdays and holidays like never before. No more feeling like a neglected pet – on our server, you’re the star of the show!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to finally break free from your disoriented reality. Join our server now and start thriving in a world where anything is possible. Who needs real-life skills when you can have a blast in Minecraft?

Sushi vs Baguette Minecraft Server

baguette, citizen manner, dog shit, economics, education, Fancy, France, French, Garbage, Japan, japanese, Mice, Minecraft, Paris, Peeing, Population, Server, street scenes, Subway station, sushi, thefts, TOKYO, tourism, tourist review

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Are you tired of dodging dog poop and thieves on the streets of Paris? Do you want to escape the overwhelming smell of urine in subway stations? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world without any of the chaos of real life cities like Paris! With a population of colorful characters and a booming economy (in diamonds, of course), you’ll never want to leave our virtual paradise. Plus, our citizens have impeccable manners – you won’t find any random garbage or mice running around here! So say “au revoir” to Paris and “konnichiwa” to our server – where the only thing you’ll be stealing is hearts with your epic builds!

TrapCraft: Where Femboys, Twinks, and Trans Players Unite in an Eternal Thread of Fun!

acceptance, afraid edition, Community, discussion, empowerment, ETERNAL, Femboy, femboys, Fun, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, Lgbt, LGBTQ, non-binary, Players, safe space, Sexuality, Support, Thread, Trans, trap, Trapcraft, twink, twinks, unite

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crops Grown:	3030	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Emeralds Found:	6164	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join the Eternal Trap/Femboy/Trans/Twink Thread!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so fabulous that even the blocks are afraid of how amazing it is. Plus, where else can you find a server that caters specifically to trap-loving, femboy-adoring, trans-supporting, and twink-appreciating players?

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and fabulous fashion shows in the Nether. And don’t forget about our exclusive dungeon filled with sparkly loot and fabulous monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner trap/femboy/trans/twink shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!