Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

69606447, big tittied, circle onee-sama, desuarchive, funk, funkg, mi/ss/, Minecraft, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Divine Spears Created:	16
Animals Bred:	198	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magic Items Found:	1012
Void Gems Collected:	30	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

HatePersonality – Minecraft SMP

AGGRESSIVE, ANNOYING, Arrogant, dishonest, dislike, DISRESPECTFUL, entitled, frustrating, hate, HatePersonality, insincere, IRRITATING, manipulative, Minecraft, Narcissistic, NEGATIVE, passive aggressive, Personality, Rude, selfish, smp, TOXIC

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6860	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and rule followers? Do you despise players who take the game way too seriously and never let you have any fun? Then boy do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our wacky and wild server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on! We encourage creativity, silliness, and all-around shenanigans on our server.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with explosive chickens just waiting to be unleashed on unsuspecting players. And don’t even get us started on the mysterious portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyMineQuest

Continuous Improvement, CraftyMineQuest, education, fulfilling potential, goal-setting, growth mindset., knowledge acquisition, learning, lifelong learning, motivation, new skills, overcoming obstacles, personal development, procrastination, productivity, pursuing passions, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-discipline, skill acquisition., Time management

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit of diamond armor? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Who needs to learn how to knit when you can learn how to tame a pack of wild wolves and ride them into the sunset? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

RollCraft: The Ultimate TP Challenge

#sustainability, bathroom, challenge, Claim, consumer perception, four times, holder, household items, hygiene, long tail, manufacturers, marketing tactics, paper products, products, regular roll, RollCraft, SIZE, tags, three times, toilet paper, two times, Ultimate, waste reduction

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Farms Harvested:	492	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the toilet paper rolls are as big as a freakin’ Ender Dragon! imagine wiping your blocky butt with a roll so massive, you’ll never run out while mining for diamonds! our toilet paper holders are made of enchanted obsidian, so they can hold any size roll without breaking a sweat. join now for the most epic bathroom breaks of your life!

FireflyCraft

Animal Behavior, arachnids, Current Biology, ecological interactions, entomological discoveries, entomological research, entomological studies, entomology, fireflies, FireflyCraft, insect behavior, insect traps, lure tactics, natural selection, Orb weaver spiders, predator-prey interactions, predatory insects, predatory tactics, prey manipulation, scientific research, spider webs

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Towns Built:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

hEy yOu! yOu wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a spider controlling fireflies? well, then you gotta join our server! we got creepers riding pigs, zombies doing the cha-cha, and skeletons breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow!

our server is like a jungle gym for your imagination, where you can build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for diamonds, and ride on the backs of dragons (yes, we have dragons, don’t question it).

we even have a secret underground society of villagers who have their own currency and government. it’s like a soap opera down there, let me tell ya.

so come on over and join the fun! who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server that’s weirder than orb weaver spiders controlling fireflies?

1Hour 1Life: Where dying is just part of the fun! Join us for smp, factions, roleplay, and hardcore adventures!

1hour, 1Life, Adventure, Adventures, bonds, challenge, Civllager, close-knit, Community, Dying, dynamic, evolve, Exploration, Factions, family, fresh start, Fun, Hardcore, Identity, Join, lasting impacts, Legacy, new, Other, part, reinvent, Roleplay, smp, strength, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2411
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Animals Bred:	107
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

1Hour 1Life Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Life Cycle	1 real-life minute equals 1 year in-game, living from birth to age 60.
Community	Join a family and build a legacy within a close-knit server community.
Exploration	Challenge yourself with inaccurate coordinates and rely on in-game maps and compasses.
Unique Identity	Play as a Civllager, reinventing yourself with each life.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How does the life cycle work on the server?

1 real-life minute equals 1 in-game year. Players start as babies and age to 60 years old.

2. Can I join a family on the server?

Yes, players are born into families on the server, creating a sense of community and legacy building.

3. How is navigation different on this server?

F3 coordinates are intentionally inaccurate, requiring players to use in-game maps and compasses for navigation.

4. What is a Civllager?

A Civllager is a blend of Villager and Pillager, offering a unique identity and gameplay experience.

5. Why should I join 1Hour 1Life?

If you enjoy hardcore survival, want to be part of a community, or seek a different challenge in Minecraft, this server offers a unique experience where every action matters.

Server IP: play.1hour1life.net

Wiki: 1hour1life.net/wiki

Discord: https://discord.gg/KP9MS8Bfq4

Join us and start your story today!

TallCraft Minecraft Server

age gap, bossy, control, desire, Dominant, Domination, FANTASY, hot, kink, Minecraft, Older, overpower, power play, role-play, rough sex, Server, Stronger, Submission, submissive, taboo, Tallcraft, taller, younger

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Items Found:	7846
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Dragon Scales Harvested:	256

Are you tired of being the strongest player on the server? Do you crave a challenge from someone taller and only slightly younger than you? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find players who will dominate you in ways you never thought possible! Join now for a wild and exhilarating experience that will leave you begging for more. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy and intense?

TrumpedCraft SMP: GayJewDemoVotes

biden, Democrat, donald trump, Gay, GayJewDemoVotes, harris, important, Israel, Jewish, liberal, never again, office, older gentleman, Politics, Quote, smp, trump, TrumpedCraft, truth social, Voting, voting Trump, water cooler

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6063
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Void Armor Forged:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to join a Minecraft SMP where the water cooler conversations are wilder than ever? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with older gentlemen who may just be chunks of coal, but they sure know how to stir up some drama. One minute they’re voting Biden, the next they’re declaring you ain’t Jewish if you don’t vote Trump! Join us for some outrageous political debates and maybe even uncover the truth about Israel – all while building epic structures and surviving in the wild world of Minecraft. Who knew politics could be this entertaining? Join now and quote us on that!

BlockyBedtimeFun

BlockyBedtimeFun, Bonding, Communication, Connection, Date night, family, Fun activities, Intimacy, love, Marriage, mommy and daddy time, parenting, quality time, relationship, Relaxation, responsibilities, self-care, stress relief, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	2

Are you tired of your parents always sneaking off for their “mommy and daddy time”? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Instead of wondering what they’re up to, you can be building epic structures, battling dragons, and exploring endless worlds with your new online buddies. Who needs parents when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join now and say goodbye to awkward conversations about “mommy and daddy time” forever!

DesertCraft Minecraft Server

adaptation strategies, agricultural sustainability, agriculture, climate change, crop failure, DesertCraft, desertification, drought, environmental crisis, farming heritage, food security, irrigation systems, Mediterranean, Minecraft, resilience, rural communities, Server, Sicilian culture, sicily, soil degradation, sustainable farming, traditional practices, water scarcity

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

yo yo yo come join our lit minecraft server where the land is like a desert but without the heat stroke, u feel me? we got farms for days but the crops be strugglin’ cuz of this crazy drought. join us and help save sicily’s farming heritage before it’s too late!

we got cows that can talk, pigs that can fly, and chickens that lay golden eggs (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). our community is like a big ol’ family, except with more explosions and less awkward family dinners.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure to save sicily’s farming heritage and maybe even discover some hidden treasures along the way. trust me, you won’t regret it!

KyivCraft: Kursk Relocation Services

assistance programs, Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, displaced, displacement, eastern europe, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Kursk, Kursk Offensive, kyiv, KyivCraft, peace negotiations, political tensions, Refugee Crisis, Refugees, relocate, Relocation, relocation assistance, Russian citizens, Services, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we relocate russian citizens displaced by ukraine’s kursk offensive! we got houses made of diamonds and gold for all our new players, plus a pet polar bear for every member! rumor has it, if you find the secret chest hidden in the nether, you unlock unlimited diamonds and emeralds! join now and be a part of the most insane adventure in minecraft history!

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