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Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

69606447, big tittied, circle onee-sama, desuarchive, funk, funkg, mi/ss/, Minecraft, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Votes:	6282	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

RedFlagRevenge

ayatollah, Conflict, Crisis, escalation, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-US Relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Politics, Qasem Soleimani, Raises, red flag, RedFlagRevenge, RETALIATION, Retribution, Revenge, Soleimani, Tensions, US, War

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Votes:	6691
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where Iran is raising a red flag of revenge? Yeah, you heard me right! This server is lit AF with all the chaos and drama you could ever want in a virtual world.

Join us and witness epic battles between players dressed as Iranian soldiers and their enemies. Build your own bunker and defend it against airstrikes and missile attacks. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action on any other server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel leading to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Iran raising the red flag of revenge in Minecraft like never before! Let the madness begin!

GunControlCraft

Changes in Firearm Mortality, Firearm Legislation, Firearm Mortality, firearms, gun control, gun laws, gun regulations, Gun Violence, GunControlCraft, pattern, Permissive Policies, policy analysis, policy impact, Public Safety, Regulating Firearms, research, Restrictive Policies, second amendment, US State, US State Policies

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Meteorites Collected:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Emeralds Found:	3591
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be shootin’ is arrows at creepers! our world is so safe, even the skeletons are friendly! with our crazy gun control policies, you’ll never have to worry about getting shot by another player. plus, our research shows that our server has 20% lower mortality rates than those other lame servers. so come on over and start building with us, because on our server, the only thing that’s gonna die is your boredom!

EverRealm

MCMMO, MMORPG Classes Ranks Mobs Bosses Teamwork Clans Nation Events Grind PvP Quests Dungeons Exploration Skills Magic Loot Crafting Adventure Strategy, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

MMO RPG, Containing classes, ranks, mobs, bosses and most of all teamwork Fight together in clans against the other nation and win events to earn your place amongst the best Start your grind and one day they will remember your name!

Play.EverRealm.net

PojavMC Network

bangladesh, Cool features, Cross-Play, Economy, Items, Kits, LifeSteal, Minecraft, PojavMC Network, Ranks, Vote

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Astral Projections Made:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

A Normal Server Of Bangladesh. We Have Some Cool Features And Some Kits Ranks. If You Vote Our Server You Will Have Some Items.

play.pojavmcnetwork.hbmc.net:25493

MineFunkG Server – Get your groove on!

Cartoon Whitroll Edition, crossovers, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkin Crew, game discussion, Groove, link compilation, madness, MineFunkG, mod wiki, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Pa, Phantom Arcade, Pico, Pit Stop Update, Server, Spooky Month, TANKMEN, thread theme

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Friday Night Funkin’ where anything goes!

Picture this: you’re facing off against Tankmen in a dance battle, with Pico cheering you on in the background. Madness ensues as you groove your way through Spooky Month and beyond.

But wait, there’s more! Our Week #2622 – Cartoon Whitroll Edition will have you rolling on the floor laughing as you navigate through the wackiest challenges yet.

Stay up to date with all the latest news, from the Pit Stop Update to the Funkin Crew’s blog posts. And don’t miss out on Ninjamuffin & PA’s AMA on /funkg/ – it’s a must-see event!

Ready to download and play the game? Head over to ninja-muffin24.itch.io/funkin and get ready to mod your heart out with the modding community.

Join us on this epic adventure through the world of Friday Night Funkin’ – you won’t regret it! Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor. See you on the server!

Minecraft SMP: DidYouKnowCraft

afro-eurasia, Alphabet’s, Americas, ancient civilizations, ancient egypt, ancient symbols, cross-cultural influences, cultural diffusion, cultural exchange, DidYouKnowCraft, egyptian royalty, global history, greeks, hebrew tfilin, History, japanease yamabushi, Language, linguistic heritage, Minecraft, Origins, smp, Uraeus, writing systems

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	48	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through ancient Egypt, Japan, and everywhere in between!

Join us and you’ll discover the true origins of Minecraft, starting with the Hebrew tfilin and Japanese yamabushi that actually originated in ancient Egypt. Who knew Minecraft had such deep historical roots?

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that the Greeks called the uraeus, a snake figure worn by Egyptian royalty, is actually the inspiration for all the crazy mobs in Minecraft? It’s true!

And get this – most alphabets used in Afro-Eurasia and the Americas also originate from Egypt, including the one I’m using to type this message. So basically, joining our server is like taking a crash course in ancient history while building epic structures and battling mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Eloping vs. Tradition Minecraft Server

#generous, age gap, AITAH, big party, Birthday, career, christmas, eloped, eloping, favoritism, frugal, Generosity, gift, Graduation, home, Home Depot, Marriage, marriage respect, Minecraft, Server, sister, tradition, traditional wedding, wedding present

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in celebrating all life milestones, big or small! Just like the time when Steve finally defeated the Ender Dragon after 100 failed attempts and we threw him a virtual party with fireworks and cake.

Join our server and experience the joy of gifting, just like when we gave Dave a diamond sword for his birthday and he used it to slay a horde of creepers. Talk about a gift that keeps on giving!

And speaking of weddings, we understand the importance of supporting your loved ones in their special moments. That’s why we host virtual weddings for all players who want to tie the knot in style. Who needs a fancy venue when you can say “I do” in front of a pixelated sunset?

So come on over to our server and let’s spread the love, one block at a time. Because in the end, it’s not about the size of the gift, but the thought behind it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll find your virtual soulmate and elope in the mountains together. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

DadCraftWeddingDrama

biological father, co parenting, Communication, DadCraftWeddingDrama, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, Family Support, father of the bride, hurt feelings, insensitivity, parental figures, personal boundaries, single parent, Sperm donor, step parent, traditional roles, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crops Grown:	3410
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the twists and turns in this story, our server will keep you on your toes at all times.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics just like the OP in this post. Will you be able to handle the pressure of deciding who gets to be the father of the bride? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also filled with surprises at every turn. From unexpected alliances to shocking betrayals, you never know what might happen next. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

FruitLoots Minecraft SMP

best fruits, favorite fruits, fruit choices, fruit favorites, fruit flavors, fruit options, fruit preferences, fruit ranking, fruit rankings, fruit selection, fruit types, fruit varieties, FruitLoots, FRUITS, Minecraft, smp, top 3 fruits, top fruit picks, top fruits

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Animals Bred:	166
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a secret underground fruit farm where you can find the rarest and most delicious fruits in the game. Want to know the best part? These fruits give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs out of your hands!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary fruit-eating contest where players compete to see who can eat the most fruits in under a minute. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted fruit hat that grants them unlimited food and health regeneration.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to have a hidden fruit dimension where players can explore and discover new and exotic fruits that can only be found in this mystical realm. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the fruity adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft Breakup Benefits

10. Relationship reflection, 11. Relationship healing, 12. Relationship counseling, 13. Relationship therapy, 14. Relationship support, 15. Relationship boundaries, 16. Relationship self-care, 17. Relationship self-reflection, 18. Relationship self-improvement, 19. Relationship self-discovery, 2. Relationship advice, 20. Relationship reconciliation., 3. Relationship benefits, 4. Communication in relationships, 5. Relationship dynamics, 6. Relationship growth, 7. Relationship challenges, 8. Relationship improvement, 9. Relationship space, Benefits, Breakup, Minecraft, relationship break

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Crops Grown:	4430
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39

Are you tired of your relationship with boring old Minecraft servers? Come join our server and take a break from the norm! Our server is like a relationship counselor for you and your Minecraft addiction.

Join us and experience the magic of taking a break – your relationship with Minecraft will never be the same! Our server is like a tropical vacation for your blocky adventures, where you can relax, unwind, and maybe even find love (with a diamond sword, of course).

So why wait? Join our server now and see how taking a break can benefit your relationship with Minecraft in ways you never thought possible. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden passion for underwater basket weaving with squids!