MHP2ndG Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Blade Bash

5 days, anticipation, Bash, blade, blocky, countdown, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, game hype, game launch, game release, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming excitement, gaming industry, Hyped, Modern Gaming, New Release, Release, save gaming, stellar blade, upcoming game, video games

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5915
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Only 5 days left until the most EPIC Minecraft server to ever grace the digital world is unleashed upon humanity! Are you ready to have your mind blown?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbows made out of diamonds. Not to mention, our server is guarded by a fierce army of llama warriors who will protect you from any pesky griefers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon on our server, you will be granted three wishes by the mystical minecraft gods. Want a pet dragon of your own? Done. How about a house made entirely of cake? Consider it done!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BulkCraft: Where Creepers Bulk Up and Endermen Hit the Gym

body composition, body image, Body transformation, Bodybuilding, bulk, BulkCraft, bulking, CREEPERS, diet, endermen, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, gym, health, Hit, intentional weight gain, mindset, muscle building, muscle gain, nutrition, physique, self improvement, strength training, weight gain

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to our unconventional Minecraft server where we embrace the beauty of being fat and ugly! Our players intentionally stuff themselves with virtual food until their stomachs explode, all in the name of fun and chaos.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of becoming a chunky blocky character and navigating through a world where being fat is celebrated. Who needs abs when you can have layers of virtual blubber instead?

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to embrace your inner chunkiness, come join us for a wild ride of gluttony and hilarity. Who knows, you might just find a new appreciation for being fat and ugly in Minecraft!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

Arcade, balance, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, discussion, esports, FGG, fighting games, general, madness, MAYHEM, Mechanics, Meta, Minecraft, mmm, online play, pastebin, strategy, Tier List, Tips, Tournaments, Training

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Emeralds Found:	5971
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers throw parties in your honor.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and a magic sword that could slay dragons with a single swipe. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dancing Enderman, who will bust a move for you if you bring him a stack of emeralds. And let’s not forget about the Talking Sheep who will give you valuable tips on how to survive in the wilderness.

So come on down to our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the Disco Zombies who love to boogie down while trying to eat your brains. Trust us, it’s a party you don’t want to miss!

Crafty Banter: Make a Mate

acceptance, banter, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, forgiveness, friendship, friendship goals, Friendship struggles, Lose a friend, Losing friends, loyalty, Make a friend, MAKING FRIENDS, Mate, personal growth, racism, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, social dynamics, They find out I’m racist, Trust

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Divine Spears Created:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with friendships, drama, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on, ready to build your dream world with your new best friend. But uh-oh, turns out they’re actually a racist llama in disguise! Watch as you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft politics and lose a friend faster than you can say “creeper”.

But fear not, because on this server, every setback is just a hilarious plot twist waiting to happen. So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and build the craziest creations you can imagine. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Crafty McCraftface: The LOLz Edition

Anime, concubines, Crafty, desire, Dominant, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, Girls, hentai, Japanese culture, lolz, Manga, McCraftface, one night stands, Otaku, relationships, romance, sex slaves, submissive, taboo, temptation, waifu

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Votes:	2803
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ores Mined:	9160	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can find anime girls that you wouldn’t waifu but would take as concubines, sex slaves or just one-night stands!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated temptresses who are ready to fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Build your own harem of virtual vixens and conquer the virtual world with your anime beauties by your side.

But be warned, these anime girls are not your typical waifus. They are fierce, independent, and not afraid to kick some blocky butt. So grab your sword, armor up, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your journey to pixelated paradise with the most unconventional anime girls around. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for one of these virtual vixens in ways you never expected.

Sisterly Love Minecraft

best ways, Boundaries, controversial, desire, Erotica, family, FANTASY, forbidden love, fucking sister, guide to fuck sister, ideas, Intimacy, lets goo, love, Minecraft, Passion, relationships, secret rendezvous, sexual exploration, Siblings, Sisterly, Stories, taboo

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
New Chunks Explored:	676174	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5181	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and your willingness to engage in some questionable activities!

Join us for the best ways to build, create, and explore…and maybe even some interesting interactions with your sister! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on our server?

Our community is full of enthusiastic players who are always up for a good time, whether that involves building a giant castle or…well, you know.

So come on and join us for some unforgettable moments and unique experiences. Who knows, you might just end up with a new best friend…or a new step-sibling!

Pixel Ninja Adventures

80s innovation, Adventures, Aging population, American phones, Boomers, Chinese phones, global competition., high salary, innovation, international competition, Japanese economy, Japanese markets, Japanese tech, Japanese technology, Korean phones, ninja, nursing home, PIXEL, slipping behind, technological advancements, Vietnam laborers, workforce challenges

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boomers ruining everything? Join our server and escape to a world where Japanese tech is still #1! Forget about American or Chinese/Korean phones, we’re all about that Japanese innovation here.

On our server, you can build your own high-tech Japanese-inspired creations and show off your skills to the world. Don’t let boomers hold you back, come join us and be part of a community that values creativity and innovation above all else.

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where Japan is still ruling the tech world. Who knows what kind of adventures await you there?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boomers behind and join us on our epic quest to bring Japanese tech back to its former glory!

Crafty Wose’s LOLz Mine

attention-grabbing, buzzworthy, Crafty, EXCITEMENT, eye-catching, Frontpage, headline, Internet Sensation, lolz, media coverage, News, newsworthy, noteworthy, online fame, Popular, social media, spotlight, trending, trending topic, viral, WOSE, Woses

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	246
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magic Items Found:	1584	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the Wose are taking over the front page! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft and will guide you to victory. – We have a secret underground base where players can ride giant spiders as mounts and explore hidden treasures. – Our PvP battles are not your average fights – we have players riding unicorns shooting rainbow lasers at each other. – The winner of our weekly building contest gets to have a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. – We have a disco party every Friday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win diamond armor as prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Gamer Garb Galore: Choose Your Minecraft Style!

#gamer, accessories, attire, Casual, choose, comfortable, controller, COSPLAY, esports, fashion, Galore, gamer girl, gamer guy, Gaming, garb, headset, Jeans, Minecraft, online gaming, SNEAKERS, Streamer, Style, t-shirt, video games

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Crops Grown:	2017

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you log onto the server and are immediately greeted by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. These sophisticated llamas will guide you through the server and show you all the epic features it has to offer.

But that’s not all! As you explore the server, you’ll come across a secret underground bunker where a group of dancing pandas are throwing a wild party. Join them for a dance-off and earn exclusive rewards that will make all your friends jealous.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every Sunday, the server hosts a chicken rodeo where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and compete for the title of Rodeo Champion. It’s a wild and wacky event that you won’t want to miss!

So, what are you waiting for? Put on your best gamer attire and join this server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixelated Racists

colorism, complexion, cultural heritage, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, Identity, Individuality, Melanin, personal growth, pixelated, prejudice, Race, Racists, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-perception, skin color, social constructs, societal norms

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Love Letters Sent:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only question that matters is, “What color is YOUR skin?” Join us for a wild ride filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMAS who will teach you how to MOONWALK like a pro. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the FLYING PIGS!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft server in the universe. Your adventure awaits!