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  • “SMP Shenanigans with No. 101904412” – Minecraft SMP

    “SMP Shenanigans with No. 101904412” – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 8656
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Zombie Dances: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 36 Villages Defended: 16
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have jetpacks for pigs)!

    Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out sage advice on how to build the perfect castle.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomRageCraft

    MomRageCraft
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 2944
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 170 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Potions Brewed: 68 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a second home? Look no further! Our server is like a cozy virtual house where you can hang out with your best friends and build epic creations together.

    Join us and meet our amazing community, including “Alice” who is basically part of the family now. She’s always around, just like that one friend who never leaves your house. But hey, we love her and you will too!

    We even have virtual performances like in Alice’s school, but with a twist – instead of singing, dancing, and acting, we have building, mining, and crafting competitions! And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you prefer building over dancing.

    Plus, if your virtual mom doesn’t appreciate your Minecraft skills, we’ll send her a strongly worded anonymous message to set her straight. Because on our server, we stick up for each other like a virtual family.

    So come join us and experience the virtual love and support that only our Minecraft server can provide. And remember, on our server, everyone is an AITA – Awesome In The Adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SeriesSillies

    SeriesSillies
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 2200
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Crops Grown: 8681
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is like a never-ending series of wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a game of chicken jousting. So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server around, join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BorderPushersMC

    BorderPushersMC
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 2634
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 24
    Villages Defended: 20 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Towns Built: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight like ukraine’s forces pushing along the border front but with more diamond swords and less political tension. we have crazy battles with creepers and zombies that will make you feel like a russian commander leading your troops to victory. join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GynoCraft: Barbie’s Checkup

    GynoCraft: Barbie’s Checkup
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 2852
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a Barbie movie but wit gynecology twist! Imagine building a gynecologist’s office in Minecraft and helping Barbie with her lady bits! It’s like a whole new level of role-playing, but with pixelated vaginas and stuff. Plus, u can dress up ur character in cute doctor outfits and perform virtual pelvic exams on blocky patients. It’s a gynecologist’s dream come true, all thanks to Barbie and her iconic line about seeing her gynecologist. So come join da fun and let’s explore da world of gynecology in Minecraft together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShamelessDogButt Minecraft Server

    ShamelessDogButt Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 1144
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 7125
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 1517
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where even the dogs are getting in on the action! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of dogs decided to have a karaoke night at our Azki and Aqua Lounge. But instead of singing, they just shamelessly shoved their asses into the microphone! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and even starting a llama dance party in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco where the creepers like to boogie down.

    So come join us on our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP

    BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 2276
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 135 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 4950
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant bunny comes hopping by, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored blocks in its wake. You follow it through a portal and find yourself in a land where everything is upside down and pigs fly (literally). But don’t worry, our resident wizard can help you navigate this topsy-turvy world with his trusty wand of confusion.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party complete with dancing creepers and skeleton DJs spinning the hottest tracks. Oh, and did we mention that the winner of the dance-off gets a stack of enchanted golden apples? Talk about motivation!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few bunnies along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself rhyming with “funny” by the time you’re done!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TrashCraft Minecraft Server

    TrashCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 9674
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in your real life.

    Join us and leave behind the drama of overbearing stepmothers and absentee fathers. Our server is a place where you can create your own family with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with toxic family members.

    Build a virtual world where you can surround yourself with happy memories, unlike the ones forced upon you by your dad’s wife. Let go of the past and create a new beginning in a world where you are free to be yourself without judgment.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and start fresh in a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any unwanted family photo albums getting in your way. Let’s build a new family together, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VetoSisVsWifeCraft

    VetoSisVsWifeCraft
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 140
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Star Shards Collected: 83
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Josephine would approve!

    Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world, but beware of triggering any traumatic memories because we don’t want any name-related drama like poor Josie Joy. Our server is a safe space for all, except for those who insist on naming their characters Josephine, of course.

    With crazy stories and wild adventures waiting for you, why waste your time on any other server? Join us now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to leave your past trauma at the door, we’re all about good vibes here. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BootyCraft

    BootyCraft
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 3967
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Animals Bred: 156 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Gods Slained: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your funny bone? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all things weird and wacky, just like your favorite body part! Join us for a wild ride where you can show off your best body part in pixelated glory. Whether it’s your fabulous feet or your magnificent mustache, we want to see it all! So come on down and let your freak flag fly on our server – because normal is boring, and we’re anything but!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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