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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 6739 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 5958 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 75 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
Join us now and start packing your virtual bags for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky border patrol agents ruining your fun. Plus, if you don’t want to be separated from your “madre” smelly beaners, this is the perfect place for you!
So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and building for hours on end. See you in the game, beaners! ;-P