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MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1847	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans this side of the blocky universe. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves, and even organizing elaborate pranks involving TNT and chickens.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited resources and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of infinite possibilities and absolute chaos!

Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	1718
Void Gems Collected:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Crafty AF: Where even the noobs can’t resist playing for more than an hour

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Are you tired of boring, long Minecraft servers where you constantly die due to clunky controls? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where you’ll never have a dull moment.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds, dragons that you can ride into battle, and even a hidden village where villagers throw parties every night.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also get a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them isn’t for more wishes).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, stay away from the lava pits).

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Endermen can’t agree on politics!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where the leftwing uniparty and the rightwing uniparty have banded together over their mutual hatred of…wait for it…antisemitism! That’s right, we’ve got all the drama and intrigue you could ever want, all centered around the most repulsive creature in all of Minecraft – the Jew! Will you join forces with the uniparties to take down this common enemy, or will you try to use the Jew as a power bloc to further your own agenda? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind server!

Pixelated Pals: Where Zoomettes and Femanons Avoid ‘Birth Control’ Mishaps

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	562
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	770228	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Animals Bred:	178	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with zoomettes and femanons giving you the “birth control stare” in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that drama and join a community where everyone is too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to give you the side-eye.

Join us and leave behind the world of hypergamous man-hating infertile sluts, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that sweet castle you’ve been dreaming of. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only “stare” you’ll be getting is from the Ender Dragon as you take it down with your trusty diamond sword.

TacoCraft: Where we embrace the chaos and dump all the diamonds you have! #tacobellover69

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Void Gems Collected:	37
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain taco? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a fiery jalapeño! Join us for a wild ride filled with taco-loving players who are ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named tacobellover69 stumbled upon our server and was instantly greeted by a herd of dancing tacos. Yes, you heard that right – dancing tacos! From that moment on, tacobellover69 knew they had found their forever home in the wackiest Minecraft server around.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Bell Tower, where players can battle it out for the title of Supreme Taco Master. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco God who will grant you three wishes – all taco-related, of course.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the craziest, most taco-licious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Remember, on our server, the tacos are always fresh and the fun never stops!

BlockRockers: Crafting Chaos with the Band of Bros!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7122
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	138	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where you can rock out with your boomer buddies and start a band that will shake the very foundations of the blocky universe? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for musical talent!

Join us and be a part of the most legendary boomer band in Minecraft history. We’ll serenade creepers, enchant Endermen, and even make the Wither boss tap its feet to the beat. Who needs redstone contraptions when you have a guitar solo that can summon lightning?

So grab your pickaxe and your drumsticks, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us now and let’s rock and roll our way to victory!

Loot & Lulz: Horny Thread – Treasure Edition

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and questionable decisions!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. Yes, you read that right. Aliens. And they throw the best parties in the galaxy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yeah, you heard me. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

Caesar’s Crafty Kingdom: Where Building Empires is a LOL-ly Good Time!

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3526
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bow down to our ruler, Caesar! Join us for a chance to build your own Roman empire and conquer all who stand in your way.

But beware, Caesar himself roams the server, ready to challenge any player to a gladiator-style duel. Will you emerge victorious and earn his favor, or will you be banished to the wilderness to fend for yourself?

If battling the mighty Caesar isn’t enough of a reason to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most valuable blocks in all of Minecraft? Legend has it that hidden deep within the mines are diamonds the size of your head and emeralds that glow in the dark.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to hail Caesar and have a good time. Just watch out for the lava pits and the occasional rogue creeper – they’re more dangerous than any army Caesar could muster.

Holy Creeper Church – Where Christianity and Minecraft collide!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Farms Harvested:	565
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that preach about being a good Christian? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us on this wild ride where we embrace the chaos of a post-Christian world. Build your own church made entirely out of diamond blocks and sacrifice creepers in the name of Notch (our lord and savior).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only commandment is to have fun and build epic structures. Who needs Christianity when you have the power of redstone at your fingertips?

Hands Off My Blocks! Minecraft Madness

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of being touched in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about anyone laying a finger on you! Join us and experience the ultimate touch-free gaming experience.

Our server is so touch averse, even the mobs in the game will keep their distance from you. No more accidental hits or unwanted hugs from creepers. You can mine, build, and explore in peace without anyone invading your personal space.

And don’t worry about any traumatic experiences holding you back from joining. Our server is a trauma-free zone, where the only thing you’ll be traumatized by is how addictive and fun it is to play here.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. Who needs human contact when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Pixelated Weebs: Where Anime Lines Make You Cringe in Minecraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4868	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life!

Join us and experience the thrill of shouting “Sore wa meirei desu ka?” at your fellow players, only to have them respond with a resounding “Hai wa ikkai dake!” It’s like a battle of wills, but with pixelated swords and pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to yell “Oyamenasai!” as you defeat a creeper in epic combat? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just be prepared for some seriously cringey anime lines along the way.