Metroland Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyMidlifeCrisis

aging, BlockyMidlifeCrisis, career changes, existential crisis, financial worries, getting older, health issues, Life Changes, Loneliness, loss of loved ones, mental health, midlife crisis, mortality, Nostalgia, physical decline, regrets, responsibilities, self reflection, societal expectations, time passing

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

What really fucks you up as you grow older? Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is like a virtual fountain of youth, but instead of getting younger, you’ll just get more addicted to building pixelated structures and battling virtual zombies. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth…or at least a really cool virtual cape. So why waste your time getting old when you could be getting blocky on our server? Join now and never grow up again!

Putin’s Disney Sons Minecraft Server

controversy, Disney, family, Fatherhood, hidden children, investigation, Kremlin, Minecraft, News, parenting, Paternity, Politics, Putins, Reveals, russia, russian president, scandal, secrecy, secret sons, Server, Sons, tabloid, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	7711	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magic Items Found:	2922
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

So, like, this server is sooo lit, you won’t believe it, bro. It’s like, the secret hideout of Vladimir Putin’s two sons in Russia who are lowkey obsessed with Disney. Can you imagine, bro? Like, they’re building a whole Disney World in Minecraft, but with a Russian twist.

Join this server if you wanna hang out with Putin’s secret sons and build crazy Disney-themed stuff. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself occasionally logs on to play hide and seek with the players. How insane is that, bro?

So, like, come join us and be part of this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Putin’s secret sons and become besties with them. It’s gonna be a blast, bro. #PutinDisneyMinecraftParty

MissileCraft: Back to School Boom!

aggression, Attack, Bombing, boom, civilians, Conflict, education, educational facilities, international relations, Military Action, MissileCraft, Missiles, news headline, russia, Safety, School, Students, teachers, Ukraine, Ukrainian children, violence, War

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Buildings Constructed:	44
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Runes Activated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of the real world like when russia be launching missiles at schools smh. on our server, u can build ur own school and make it as crazy as u want, like having lava hallways and exploding classrooms.

we also have a special event where u can ride on flying pigs and shoot fireballs at ur friends, just like in the real world when ukraine be dodging missiles.

join us now and let’s forget about all the craziness happening out there, let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a flying pig into battle.

Car to Walk Cycle Bus

bus, CAR, Cycle, walk

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10

so, like, this server is like the ULEZ for Minecraft players, except instead of reducing emissions, we’re reducing lazy players who just sit in their cars all day. like, four out of ten kids in Central London ditched their cars for bikes and stuff, well, on this server, four out of ten players will ditch their boring old servers for ours.

join us and be part of the movement to get off your lazy butt and start exploring the virtual world on foot, or on a pig, or whatever. we promise you’ll have so much fun, you won’t even miss your car. plus, we have unicorns. yeah, that’s right, unicorns. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, hop on the unicorn train and let’s ride into the sunset together. 🦄🚗

What is the IP for 3C Films Minecraft Server?

3c films, 3cfilms, films, jack black, Minecraft, minecraft live action, minecraft movie, minecraft movie trailer, minecraft trailer, minecraft trailer breakdown, Server, steve, Trailer, trailer breakdown, trailer reaction

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

3C Films is a YouTube channel created by Chris Van Vliet that focuses on movie reviews, celebrity interviews, and all things related to the world of cinema. With a passion for film and a charismatic on-screen presence, Chris has amassed a dedicated following of movie lovers who turn to 3C Films for honest opinions and entertaining content. Whether discussing the latest blockbuster or chatting with Hollywood’s biggest stars, 3C Films is a go-to destination for all things movie-related.

Penniscall Survival

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Penniscall server, is a custom OP survival with custom items and armor, such as: Dragon Armor, Knight Armor, Samurai Armor, Katanas, Etc. You can enjoy a beautiful community if you join it. We are waiting for you!

23.230.3.10:25588

Sunrise to Sunset Minecraft Server

branching storylines, choice matters, cinematic experience, decision-based gameplay, game reviews, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Horror, interactive drama, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, Minecraft, moviegames, narrative driven, PlayStation 4, ps4, psychological horror, Server, sunrise, sunset, survival horror, until dawn, upcoming remake, video games

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save moviegames! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic battles and leaving behind a trail of chaos in his wake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs a remake when you have us?

””/Minecraft SMP/ LOL I’m a Noob””

51.81.62.131, desuarchive, Edition, engines, GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4, habits, haha, ihatemyself, lol, Mega, Minecraft, noob, posscraft, posshouse, smp, Steam, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Thread, tired, Trash

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Zombie Dances:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter! We have engines firing and players feeling tired from all the fun. Our last thread was so crazy, you won’t believe what happened!

Join us for the most outrageous edition of Minecraft you’ve ever experienced. Our habits are so wild, they’re stored in a mega link for safekeeping. Check out our tagmap for a glimpse into the madness that awaits you.

Don’t miss out on the steamy fun in our Steam group, where things get heated up in more ways than one. And don’t forget to log on to Posscraft at 51.81.62.131 for a gaming experience like no other.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

barely ate, desserts, dining out, drinks, expensive meals, Friends, Group Chat, group dinner, HangryCraft, making a big deal, Minecraft, paying for what I had, refusing to split bill, Restaurant, Server, small appetizer, social etiquette, split evenly, Stingy, uneven bill split, UNFAIR, vibe of the night

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Farms Harvested:	576
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Meteorites Collected:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to split the bill evenly with your friends? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being called cheap for only paying for what you actually use.

Our server is the perfect place for those who value fairness and individual responsibility. No more dealing with friends who think it’s okay to make you pay for their extravagant meals while you only ordered a small appetizer.

Join us and enjoy a world where you can play without the drama of splitting bills evenly. Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about standing up for yourself and not letting others take advantage of you? Come join the fun and let’s play together!

NoClimbNoCraft

adhd, anger, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Deadlines, Decision making, home renovation, household chores, leisure time, Marriage, Mental load, NoClimbNoCraft, parenting, Priorities, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, Support, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Endless Night Skies:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who has more excuses than a creeper has TNT? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for some blocky fun!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your husband ditching bathroom demo day for a climbing trip with his friends. Instead, you can focus on building the bathroom of your dreams without any distractions.

Plus, our virtual tile guy always shows up on time and gets the job done without any delays. No need to stress about deadlines or unfinished projects when you’re in our pixelated paradise.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a husband when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? 🚽💥