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MetroidMania Minecraft SMP

Action-Adventure, Adventure, alien worlds, bounty hunter, classic games, Exploration, Gaming, Gaming Community, intergalactic, metroid, metroid prime, MetroidMania, Metroidvania, Minecraft, Nintendo, nintendo switch, power suit, retro gaming, samus aran, Sci Fi, smp, space adventure, video games

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Votes:	6188
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and become part of a community of elite gamers who have conquered the Ender Dragon 69 times in a row.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja moderators who will ban griefers with their swift ninja moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a Minecraft legend!

WeddingWoes Minecraft Server

acceptance, Best Friend, Boundaries, celebration, Cultural, decision, family, friendship, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, relationships, Respect, Server, South Asian, Support, tradition, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingWoes

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Potions Brewed:	142
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Emeralds Found:	872
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that values inclusivity and acceptance? Look no further than our server! We welcome players of all backgrounds and orientations, because we believe everyone deserves a place to call home in the Minecraft world.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. We even have a special event where players can compete in a wedding planning competition – just make sure to invite your partner, because we celebrate love in all its forms!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wacky community – where the only thing that matters is having fun and spreading positivity. So come on over and join us, because on our server, everyone is family – even if your best friend tries to exclude your wife from the guest list!

HangryCraft: Foodie Surprise!

aita, chicken sandwich, cold, Communication, Disappointment, Expectations, Food, foodie, Fresh, Fries, Gesture, Grateful, HangryCraft, Justice, Krabby Patty burger, lettuce, pineapple Frosty, Surprise, surprise gone wrong, unappreciated, Wendys, Wife

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never serve you a cold Krabby Patty burger or forget your fries! Our virtual kitchen is always stocked with the freshest ingredients and our Frostys are always pineapple-y delicious.

Join us and experience the thrill of hunting for the elusive lettuce block to add to your burger, or embark on a quest to find the perfect spot to enjoy your meal without getting attacked by creepers. And don’t worry, we always listen to our players’ requests and make sure to deliver the full meal deal every time.

So come on in and feast on the most epic virtual meals of your life! Just be sure to thank us grandly for our culinary creations, or risk facing the wrath of hangry gamers. See you at the table!

CraftyCriminal on Minecraft SMP

arrest, civil rights, CraftyCriminal, crime, criminal behavior, criminal justice, Due Process, false accusation, fear, innocent, Innocent Until Proven Guilty, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, Minecraft, misjudgment, mistake, misunderstanding, Police, prejudice, smp, unfair treatment, wrongful arrest

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	133	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magic Items Found:	6272
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you yearn for a life of crime and chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and unleash your inner criminal mastermind as you build, steal, and grief your way to the top.

Forget about being arrested for petty crimes like jaywalking or littering. In our world, the only crime you’ll be committing is having too much fun! From organizing elaborate heists to starting a black market for rare items, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the most notorious player in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn a spot on the server’s Most Wanted list!

MineCraftLifeLolz

acceptance, balance, Contentment, cultivating inner peace, embracing change, finding joy in small moments, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth mindset., Happiness, learning from challenges, living in the present, mindfulness, MineCraftLifeLolz, optimism, outlook on life, perspective, positivity, purpose, resilience, SELF AWARENESS

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension! Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama and battle evil creepers with our trusty enchanted pickaxes.

Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From the mischievous prankster who turns everything into cake to the wizard who can summon a herd of flying pigs, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, your life will never be the same after you’ve joined our epic quest for llama-filled glory!

LethalCraft: Precise & Surprising

defence minister, defense strategy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israeli retaliation, Lethal, LethalCraft, Middle East conflict, Military Action, military capabilities, military defense, Nuclear Threat, Precise, preemptive strike, regional tensions, security measures, strategic response, Surprising

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

CrackCraft: Not Just for Hipsters!

bone density, bone health, calcium, Calcium Supplements, CrackCraft, Fracture Prevention, Fracture Prevention in Women, Fracture Prevention Research, Fracture Risk, health supplements, Hip Fracture Risk, Hip Fractures, Hipsters, Long Term Care, osteoporosis, Vitamin D, Vitamin D and Calcium, vitamin D benefits, Vitamin D Deficiency, Vitamin D Studies, Women’s Health, women’s health issues

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

join dis cray cray minecraft server and get dat vitamin D fix u been needin! u know what dey say, a creeper a day keeps da doctor away! build urself a fortress made of calcium blocks and never worry bout fractures again!

we got da wildest adventures waitin for u, from fightin off skeleton armies to rescuin villagers from zombie attacks. u can even ride a pig into battle if u feelin extra bold.

but beware, dis server ain’t for da faint of heart. only da bravest survive in our world of blocky madness. so grab ur pickaxe and join us for some vitamin D-fueled fun!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, candace, character banner, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, Redeemable Codes, Server, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, uraku misugiri, Urgent Orders, useful links, Version 5.1, weapon banner, Web Event, Xilonen

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	1507	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Zombie Dances:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s Fervent Beats? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Xilonen herself would want to join in on the fun.

Join us for a rainbow-tastic adventure in Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” where you’ll forge your own destiny and slay dragons with nothing but a peak patrol sword.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, we have daily check-in rewards that are permanent – just like that one time Xilonen forged her name in the stars.

And if you need some extra Primogems, we’ve got redeemable codes that will make you feel like a true hero of Mondstadt.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in a world where anything is possible – just like Xilonen’s Duty of Name Forging!

Kik Thread Minecraft SMP

adult chat, adult content, Discreet, FANTASY, fwb, Girlfriend, INTIMATE, kik, Kik thread, kik threadtrading, meatstro99, Minecraft, Naughty, nudes exchange, online trading, Personal, Private, sexting, sharing, smp, taboo, Thread, trading nudes, Wife

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	270	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Crops Grown:	9118	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Votes:	6706
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the currency is trading nudes of your significant other! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in scandalous pics here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Meatstro99, a mysterious player who roams the land challenging others to epic battles with nothing but raw meat as weapons. Will you be the one to defeat Meatstro99 and claim the title of Meat Master?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

BoyfriendBlockheadAITA

aita, apartment search, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockheadAITA, childhood home, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Digging, Effort, fixing problems, free living, hard work, Homeowner, idiot, long-term planning, Mortgage, Moving, relationship, spring water, water issues

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual world where you can build your dream home, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter unexpected challenges on our server. Maybe your house is running out of water and you need to dig for a new spring to keep it flowing. Or perhaps your boyfriend is being a total noob and wants to move out instead of putting in the work to fix it. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual shovels and pickaxes to help you out!

So why join our server? Because where else can you live in a house for free, deal with water shortages, and have a boyfriend who thinks apartments are better than fixing problems? It’s like reality TV, but in pixelated form. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

Sayonara, Old Sayings!

#Sayings, antiquated language, antiquated sayings, banal sayings, Cliches, common sayings, exhausted expressions, hackneyed phrases, language trends, linguistic pet peeves, obsolete phrases, outdated idioms, outmoded idioms, overused expressions, repetitive language, retired phrases, Sayonara, stale language, tired cliches, trite phrases, verbal habits, worn-out expressions

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Towns Built:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a creature so cute it can make even the toughest creeper explode with joy.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!