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DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8339
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Votes:	4129	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	92
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Magic Items Found:	4865
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9671
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Love Letters Sent:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7803	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3615	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Star Shards Collected:	207
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.