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  • MinePersona Server – Crafting Metaphors

    MinePersona Server – Crafting Metaphors

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb.com!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more drama than a creeper explosion. We’ve got more twists and turns than a Minecraft maze, and more surprises than a chest full of diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We’ve got mini-games, events, and a community so tight, even Herobrine is jealous.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky griefers and lava traps – it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. See you in the blocky world, fellow adventurers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MegaLOLbox: Where Creepers Dance and Steve’s Beard Grows

    MegaLOLbox: Where Creepers Dance and Steve’s Beard Grows

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that treat you like a noob? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness! We don’t just hold your hand with boring dialogue, we throw you into the deep end and let you swim with the creepers.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on the back of a flying pig, or if you want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds. Our server is like a Japanese game show on steroids, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minecrafty Metaphors – /pg/ Server

    Minecrafty Metaphors – /pg/ Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so awesome that even Aigis The First Mission is ported to switch and PC just to celebrate our existence. That’s right, we have that kind of power! – P5X was released in China because they heard about our server and just couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. – In September 2024, Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis -The Answer- will be released because our server is just that influential. – Metaphor: ReFantazio will be released in Fall 2024, inspired by the craziness that happens on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have GUIDES, ART, MUSIC, STAGE PLAYS, PERSONA ISO, and even PERSONA CONCERTS all available for your enjoyment. And we’ve moved everything to GoogleDocs and the Internet Archive because we’re just that organized.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the madness! Who knows, maybe the next big thing will be inspired by your adventures on our server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockSwap: Tariff Tussle PvP

    BlockSwap: Tariff Tussle PvP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to CanadaCraft: Tariff Tornado!

    Step right into an alternate dimension where geopolitical tensions collide with pixelated mayhem! Here, walls of ice meet iron fists as the tariffs of the realm charge forth upon the unsuspecting miners ready to build their destinies!


    Reality Bending Mechanics Await

      • Tariff Towers: Climb these mystical structures built from the finest cobblestone and brimstone, guarded by the ghostly bureaucrats of yore. They’ll debate your right to swing a diamond pickaxe depending on the current mood of the trade winds.
      • Chaos PvP Zones: Enter sectors where the Land of Maple meets the Land of Bricks! The tariffs aren’t just a thing of the past here; they manifest as chaotic golems that hurl blocks at you while uttering incomprehensible political jargon.
      • Conspiracy Caves: Inside these dark tunnels dwell the whispers of players long lost! Talk of tariffs polarized by shadowy figures known only as The Free Trade Faction. Uncover their wreckage and decide if they are friend or foe before being crushed by lurking tariffs.

    Why We Exist

    “Why is there a server dedicated to tariffs? What madness fuels this vision?”

    The answer is simple; {} the need to create something from nothing, and here, we’re nothing! In response to perceived injustices in the form of unfair trade practices, this world was crafted from the very fabric of chaos! From the ashes of political strife, a new civilization rises!


    Player Testimonials

    “I joined thinking I’d craft a simple house, but now I’m negotiating trade agreements while hiding from lumberjack assassins!” — ProudIglooBuilder87

    "My crafting table now has more hidden tariffs than blocks! Help!" — Anonymous

    "Beware the shadow of Trudeau; he lurks in the night, whispering about trade wars and tariffs!” — ConspiracyMaster69


    Secrets of the Server

      • Tariff Ghost Events: There are night-time raids where figures dressed as Canadian Mounties appear, demanding resources in exchange for temporary customs clearance. Participate, or suffer a netherworld sentence!
      • The Golden Bough of Confusion: An artifact that allows players to turn other players into Lumberjacks of Uncertainty!
      • Secret Meetings in the Trees: Every Friday at midnight, the Council of Tariffs convenes in the Whispering Woods to discuss strategies—these meetings are projector-free and utterly nonsensical!

    Frequently Asked Questions that Don’t Answer Anything

      • Q: Why are the taxes so high? A: Because in the realm of pixels, who controls the pixels controls reality!

      • Q: Can I escape this world? A: Only if you manage to craft a portal out of dilapidated political discourse!

      • Q: Is there an endgame? A: An endgame? In CanadaCraft, the game is the end!

    Join Us—Or Else?

    Feeling brave enough to take on the madness? Join CanadaCraft: Tariff Tornado!, where bureaucracy and absurdism collide! Embrace the chaotic whirlwinds of pixelated trade regulations—after all, it’s only a game… unless it’s not. Remember: in this world, survival isn’t guaranteed, but confusion definitely is!


    Enter the dimension where your next block might just start the next Tariff War and remember! The darker the pixel, the closer to the truth you may get!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Tropic Heatwave: Amazon Fire

    Tropic Heatwave: Amazon Fire

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our cray cray minecraft server where the rain is always delayed and the sun is always shining bright like a diamond. we got crazy research showing that our server is like the amazon but on steroids, with droughts, heatwaves, and wildfires popping off left and right.

    if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual jungle that’s on fire, then this is the place for you. build your base, gather resources, and watch out for those pesky wildfires that will keep you on your toes.

    so come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the hottest season of all time. but be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP