🔥metaphorizing course Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RaidGoons Minecraft Server: Payday 3 Suicide Squad

action, Community, cooperative play, crime, criminal underworld, Gaming, heist, mental health, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Payday, Payday 3, Players, RaidGoons, Rising, Server, Shooter, squad, strategy, SUICIDE, SUICIDE WATCH, Support, teamwork, video games

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because RAIDGoons is here to shake things up! Our server is so intense that even Payday 3 players are on suicide watch because they can’t handle the adrenaline rush of our epic raids.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a secret base inside a volcano. Our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join RAIDGoons today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WorkinCraft SMP: OP Fucks Off and Clocks In Edition

adulting, career, Clocks, Edition, fucks, fucks off, für, Furry, furry community, goes to work, Job, LEAVING, life balance, op, productivity, PROFESSIONAL, RESPONSIBILITY, s/fur, smp, Time management, work edition, work ethic, work life, WorkinCraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	3474
Endless Night Skies:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Join now for a chance to witness s/furOP getting fed up with Minecraft and deciding to go to work instead. Will they ever return? Who knows, but the chaos they leave behind is sure to keep you entertained for hours.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring incredible luck to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover the Diamond Pig’s secrets and become the richest player on the server? Join now and find out!

MommyLookAlikeCraft

Apology, awkward, beauty standards, Boundaries, Communication, comparison, Conflict Resolution, emotional intelligence, Empathy, friendship, Insecurity, MommyLookAlikeCraft, Motherhood, parenting, personal space, perspective, self esteem, self reflection, sensitivity, social interactions, Understanding

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	1225
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to a baby’s cuteness level! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no awkward comparisons. Our server is the perfect place to escape from weird situations like the one mentioned above. Plus, we have a special apology corner for when you accidentally snap at someone for comparing you to a baby (we’ve all been there, right?). So come join us and let’s build some amazing creations together – without any strange comments about who looks better in a photo!

HangryCraft

Appetite, comfort food, cravings, dessert, food cravings, food obsession, gluttony, guilty pleasure, HangryCraft, indulgence, Indulgent, indulging, Irresistible, overeating, overindulgence, satisfaction, Savory, SNACKS, sweet tooth, temptation

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8784
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ores Mined:	1294	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you a Minecraft player who can’t resist the temptation of virtual food, even when your hunger bar is full? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is filled with endless amounts of delicious virtual food that will have you drooling in real life. From pixelated pizzas to blocky burgers, you’ll never go hungry in our world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have mastered the art of stand-up comedy. Join them for a night of laughs and milkshakes that will have you mooing with joy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and feast your way to victory!

TrustyLonely vs. ExtravertedSuspect

extraversion, extraversion and loneliness, extraversion study, ExtravertedSuspect, interpersonal relationships, Loneliness, loneliness and trust, loneliness study, personality and trust, personality traits, Psychology, social behavior, social dynamics, social interactions, social psychology, social tendencies, social trust, Trust, trust in others, trustworthiness perceptions, trustworthy expectations, TrustyLonely

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Falling into the Void:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3377	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crops Grown:	8439	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11

come join our cray cray minecraft server where lonely peeps trust erryone but extraverted peeps be like nah i dont trust u. u can build ur own world and make frens with all the trusty lonely peeps. extraverted peeps can try to make frens but they be like nah i dont trust u. its a wild ride of trust issues and building cool stuff. come join the madness now!

Twisted SMP

Better Teams, Economy, Found it, Life steal smp, No Crystal PVP, No hacking, set home, Shop, SuperHarvest, Survival, Tpa, Twisted SMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1226
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Farms Harvested:	149
Alien Abductions:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	9930

This is a life steal SMP.

PLUGINS

– Better Teams

– Set home

– /Shop

– Economy

– Found it

– Tpa

Superharvest

RULES

– No Hacking

– No Crystal PVP

185.234.21.165:25693

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

Accounts, Arabs, Bigotry, blockbusters, Censorship, community guidelines, cultural stereotypes, cyberbullying, Hate Speech, inappropriate content, Indians, instagram, Jews, mass-flags, Meta, Minecraft, online behavior, online harassment, porn, racism, Server, sexual degenerates, social media

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to escape the madness of Instagram porn accounts run by Arabs and Indians (seriously, what’s up with that?). Our server is a safe haven for all those tired of scrolling through degeneracy and softcore CP. Plus, we have zero tolerance for mean comments – unless they’re about creepers, then feel free to let loose!

Come build, mine, and explore with us as we embark on epic quests and battle mythical creatures (yes, even unicorns). And who knows, you might even stumble upon a treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilariously chaotic fun begin!

SMP Chef & Maid – Minecraft SMP

Board, Catch, Chef, clean, Cook, Demand, follow the husband, husband, love, love your parents, Maid, Minecraft, parents, sex on demand, smp, Terminal, they cook, Yellow fever

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the villagers cook and clean for you, sex is on demand (in-game of course), and you must love your virtual parents and follow your virtual husband! But wait, there’s more! The catch? Well, let’s just say our server has terminal yellow fever…literally! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, bizarre love triangles, and unexpected twists and turns. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

BroBro’sGuestRoom Minecraft Server

Boundaries, BroBrosGuestRoom, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional reactions, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, generational differences, guest room, household rules, Minecraft, parenting, personal space, privacy, roommates, Server, sharing a room, sibling relationships, Siblings, strict parents, teenage angst, teenage daughters

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you won’t have to share a room with your annoying sibling!

Join us and experience the luxury of having your own virtual bedroom, complete with all the space you need to build your dream Minecraft palace. No bunk beds, no sharing wardrobes – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

And if you ever feel the need for some sibling-free relaxation, our server offers a special “guest room” feature where you can kick back and enjoy some peace and quiet. No need to scream at your parents here – we’ve got your back!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the cramped quarters behind. Who knew virtual reality could provide such sweet relief from real-life sibling drama? Join now and say goodbye to sharing a room forever!

GFsNephewEduFunLand

Behavior, Boundaries, child development, Communication, consequences, discipline, educating, family dynamics, GFsNephewEduFunLand, girlfriend’s nephew, JOKE, parenting, personal belongings, personal space, privacy invasion, Respect, stealing, trouble maker, Upset

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Farms Harvested:	579	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can defend your precious blocks from troublemakers like my gf’s nephew? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with thieves, drama, and important life lessons!

Imagine playing on a server where you have to protect your virtual belongings from sneaky little kids who think stealing is just a joke. Just like in real life, you’ll have to educate them on the importance of respecting other players’ property while fending off their attempts to raid your chests.

But beware, if you stand up for yourself, you might just find yourself in a virtual family feud with angry parents calling you names for not being able to take a joke. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t find on any other Minecraft server!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic as a family gathering with a mischievous nephew, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to stand up for what’s yours!