metaphorical countdown Minecraft Servers

metaphorical countdown Minecraft Servers

  • Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

    Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 9482
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 27 Epic Shields Constructed: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

    Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

    But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RentRageCraft

    RentRageCraft
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 7348
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Villages Defended: 7
    Towns Built: 2 New Chunks Explored: 974777
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing hotter than a lava pit! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the roommate situation of our admin’s ex-boyfriend’s cousin’s best friend’s neighbor’s dog sitter!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between two players who haven’t communicated since the last update. Will they ever reach a compromise? Will they ever acknowledge each other’s existence? Who knows, but it sure is entertaining to watch!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of a player who is living in someone else’s base rent-free, all while saving up for a brand new diamond sword… I mean car. Will they ever contribute to the rent? Will they ever learn basic manners? Tune in to find out!

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such riveting tales of roommate drama and financial irresponsibility while building your dream castle out of pixelated blocks? Don’t miss out on the chaos, join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FiredFromMinecraftSMP

    FiredFromMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 2156
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 77 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of getting fired from your job for stupid reasons like accidentally setting the break room on fire or using the office printer to make copies of your butt? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where getting fired is practically impossible!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and accidentally unleash a horde of angry creepers. Instead of getting fired, you’ll be hailed as a hero for providing some much-needed excitement to the server! Plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally burn down someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild.

    But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting, and even a weekly dance party at the Nether portal. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins like the “Taco Tuesday” dispenser that gives you free tacos every Tuesday.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to getting fired for good! Who needs a job when you can spend all day building giant statues of Nicolas Cage out of dirt blocks? Let’s get this bread, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CovidCraft – No Symptoms, Just Diamonds

    CovidCraft – No Symptoms, Just Diamonds
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 7770
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 2490
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Chimeras Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Covid-19 is afraid to step foot! Join us and experience a world where viruses cower in fear and players roam free without a care in the world.

    Our server is so safe, even the creepers wear masks and practice social distancing. You’ll never have to worry about catching anything other than a good time here.

    Rumor has it that our server is so immune to viruses that even the Ender Dragon couldn’t infect us if it tried. So come on in and join the party, because on this server, the only thing contagious is laughter and fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Seraph’s Wild

    Seraph’s Wild
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 3449
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 390702 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Star Shards Collected: 83
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Seraph’s Wild is a semi-vanilla fabric minecraft server with a focus on changing vanilla gameplay without requiring mods. Join the server and experience custom items, biomes, mobs, dungeons, and more!

    Features:

    Features Description
    Custom items and biomes Insane effects and new mobs with cool attacks!
    End and Nether rehauls Always keeping you entertained with new content.
    Massive dungeons Explore dungeons that take hundreds of hours to complete.
    Proximity Chat Talk to other players in-game with proximity chat.
    No land claims or tp commands Focus on survival gameplay without the need for claims or teleport commands.
    Custom Advancements Over 1000 custom advancements to complete.
    Active Community Join a server with an active community and staff members.

    Want to join?

    Join our discord server! https://discord.gg/SS9MNQFZMc

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    Do I need any mods to join the server? No, Seraph’s Wild is a fabric server with server-side changes only. No mods are required.
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, please refer to the server’s discord for more information on rules and guidelines.
    How can I join the community events? Community events are announced on the discord server. Join the discord to stay updated.
    Can I invite my friends to the server? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and start playing together.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Burger Haven 1.20.2

    Crafty Burger Haven 1.20.2
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 9364
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 435 Endless Legions Commanded: 11
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Magic Items Found: 3516
    Potions Brewed: 158 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual cheeseburger paradise! 🍔🧀

    We got cows that poop out cheese slices and pigs that fart out bacon strips, like whaaat?! 🐄💨🥓

    And don’t even get me started on the chicken nugget rainstorms and the french fry forests, it’s like a fast food fever dream come true! 🍟🍗🌧️

    Plus, our diamond pickaxes are actually giant spatulas and our creepers explode into confetti and glitter, it’s a party every time you mine! 💎🎉💥

    So come on down to our server and join the foodie fun, just be sure to bring your appetite and a side of ranch dressing, cuz things are about to get deliciously wild! 🤪🍴🎮

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BreadLoverMC SMP

    BreadLoverMC SMP
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 8583
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 New Chunks Explored: 884284
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the dankest bread you’ll ever taste! Like seriously, our bread is made from magical wheat grown by unicorns and sprinkled with fairy dust. It will give you superpowers in the game, like the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our bread is so delicious that even Herobrine himself would trade his diamond sword for a loaf. So come join us and experience the bread of legends! #BreadGoals #UnicornWheat #FairyDustBread

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SkipTheFiller

    SkipTheFiller
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 8842
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
    Runes Activated: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Epic Shields Constructed: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts a flash mob. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged everyone to a dance-off? You never know what wacky surprises await you on our server!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players compete to see who can build the most epic taco-themed structure. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual tacos (not redeemable in real life, sorry).

    So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FloralMC

    FloralMC
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 8926
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 293 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 56
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2609 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to FloralMC – A Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Server
    Launch Date: 24th December 2024
    Server IPs:
    For Java–> 202.36.95.165:29078
    For Bedrock–> 202.36.95.165 port–> 29078
    Key Features:
    Player Commands:
    /tpask & /tpahere: Teleport to friends easily.
    /home & /sethome: Save and revisit your favorite locations.
    /spawn: Quickly return to the hub.
    /claim: Protect your builds and keep them safe.
    we also plan to add emotes!!!
    Semi-vanilla gameplay with added conveniences to enhance your experience.
    • Explore massive, untouched landscapes for building and survival.
    • Protect your creations with simple land-claiming tools.
    • Enjoy a friendly, welcoming community. Active staff ensures smooth, fair gameplay.
    • Participate in launch-day events with special rewards.
    Join our members Discord server
    Discord: https://discord.gg/C2HFNtj9
    We hope you are ready to explore, build, and protect your creations on FloralMC! 🌸

    FAQs

    1. How do I join the FloralMC server?

    To join the server, use the provided Server IPs for Java or Bedrock, and start playing!

    2. Are there any special commands for players on the server?

    Yes, there are commands like /tpask, /tpahere, /home, and /claim to enhance your gameplay experience.

    3. What can I expect from the community on FloralMC?

    You can expect a friendly and welcoming community with active staff to ensure fair gameplay.

    4. Will there be special events on the server?

    Yes, there will be launch-day events with special rewards for participants.

    5. How can I communicate with other members of FloralMC?

    You can join our Discord server using the provided link to communicate with other members of the community.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lost Pill Quest 1.21

    Lost Pill Quest 1.21
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 8718
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 253 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers!

    Imagine this, your mom finds the dick pills, right? And you’re like, “Oh shiz, gotta escape to this insane Minecraft server where anything goes!”

    We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and zombies dropping sick beats. It’s like a party in the Nether, man!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this crazy block party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MoneyMoocherMadness

    MoneyMoocherMadness
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 1104
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of friends who owe you money and never pay up? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your frustrations by building a virtual salon where you can charge your friends for their hair services! Take revenge on those who refuse to pay by locking them in a virtual chair until they cough up the diamonds they owe you.

    Create booking software in-game to ensure your friends can’t skip out on payment, and make sure to give them the friends and family discount – if they actually pay up, that is.

    Join now and let out your inner stylist while getting back at those who think they can get away with free hair services! Remember, revenge is best served blocky.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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