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BoomerCraft: Where the Only Diamonds We Mine Are in Our Dentures

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crops Grown:	5652
Void Gems Collected:	26	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of feeling old and gray at the ripe old age of 20? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our magical pixelated potions! Watch as your character transforms into a youthful, vibrant version of themselves, complete with a luscious beard or flowing locks of hair. Say goodbye to premature aging and hello to eternal youth on our server!

TinyBlockPenis Prison: Where size really does matter in Minecraft!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Crops Grown:	6131

Are you tired of being judged for the size of your pickaxe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality for all sizes, big or small! Join us and never worry about your block-breaking abilities being questioned again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has a tiny pickaxe, so you’ll be in good company! Join now and let your small penis roam free in a safe and accepting environment.

Sandwich Sluts Minecraft Server: Tribbing and Crafting Fun!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Villages Defended:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	1124
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Star Shards Collected:	199
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Not only that, but the diamonds are said to sing sweet melodies to anyone who mines them. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for there are rumors of a mysterious player known only as “The Cum Tribber” who roams the land, leaving his mark on unsuspecting players. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!

Pixelated Pranks: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the pixelated universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rainbow-colored creepers, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their funky crew.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots lasers from its eyes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz: Where we write the best Minecraft adventures, just like Uncharted 2 and 4!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Runes Activated:	8
Emeralds Found:	5024	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server was created by the mastermind behind some of the most successful video games of all time! That’s right, this server was crafted by the same genius who wrote Uncharted 2 and 4, directed The Last of Us, and even created the most watched HBO Max show ever!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build, mine, and explore in a world like no other. Our CEO founder has brought his expertise and creativity to make this server the ultimate gaming experience. Don’t listen to the haters who try to deny his success, come see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

AngloCraft: Where the only language is ‘F*** you non-anglos!’

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we dominate all non-anglos with our superior language skills! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate language battle where we crush all those who dare to speak anything other than English. Our players are so fluent in English that even the mobs in the game are starting to speak it too! So come on, join us and show off your language prowess or get ready to be defeated by the power of the English language!

Crafty Killers – Minecraft meets Dead By Daylight in /dbdg/ server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken Dead By Daylight and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Picture this: you and your friends can either be the survivors trying to repair generators and escape, or you can be the killer trying to catch them and sacrifice them for…reasons.

Join us for our Bugfix Patch event where we promise to fix all the bugs in the game…or at least try to. Or how about our All Things Wicked Chapter Trailer, where things get so wicked, you won’t know what hit you!

Our developer update for March 2024 is so exciting, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for the next update. And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs 2019-2022, because who wouldn’t want to show off their killer style in Minecraft?

So come on down to our server where the only rule is: 473430952 didn’t disable the rbt and died. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem we have in store for you!

LazyCraft: Where We Take It Easy for Another Week

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Love Letters Sent:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	1516

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us for another week of taking it easy… or should we say, taking it CRAZY! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mini-games, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

BrownieCraft: Where Europeans Settle the Debate of Who’s the Brownest!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	651
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ores Mined:	3133	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we settle the age-old debate of who is the brownest European! Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and wacky competitions to prove once and for all who reigns supreme in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chocolate cake. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your brownest European skills!

Boss Battle Bonanza: Where the First Boss is Harder Than Your Ex’s Heartbreak

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Towns Built:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bosses are as easy to defeat as a baby zombie? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server because our first boss is harder than anything you’ve ever faced on Dark Souls! That’s right, Dark Souls players will be crying for their mommies after going up against this beast.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so “FUN” that you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles. We’ve got parkour courses that will make you question your sanity, mazes that will have you lost for days, and PvP battles that will leave you questioning your Minecraft skills.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of courage because you’re going to need it!