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CraftyMaduroWinsLOL

authoritarian regime, controversy, CraftyMaduroWinsLOL, DECLARATION, Democracy, Disputed, elections, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, EU, Evidence, Government, international relations, Latin America, legitimacy, Maduro, opposition, Politics, south america, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	207	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the president of venezuela declares victory in elections? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the madness as maduro tries to prove he won without any evidence. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and see what other crazy shenanigans await on this server. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this chaotic fun!

CraftyCountryKids

Access, children, Community, Connection, countryside, CraftyCountryKids, Environment, health, Impact, location, Nature, outdoors, research, Resources, Rural, socioeconomic status, socioeconomics, study, upbringing, Urban, well-being

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Animals Bred:	28
Love Letters Sent:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. OUR VIRTUAL LANDSCAPE IS SO LIT, YOU’LL FORGET YOU’RE EVEN IN A SIMULATION.

WE GOT TREES THAT TALK AND DIAMONDS THAT SING. OUR VIRTUAL ECONOMY IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE ROLLING IN VIRTUAL RICHES IN NO TIME.

FORGET ABOUT REAL LIFE, COME JOIN US AND LET YOUR INNER CHILD RUN WILD. OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE ON A PERMANENT VACATION IN THE MOST EPIC FANTASY LAND EVER.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT IT’LL BE A FUN REGRET.

ShieldmaidenCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Void Gems Collected:	27	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you ready to conquer the virtual world with your epic Minecraft skills? Join our server and prove your worth by taming a fierce Swedish shieldmaiden! Show her who’s boss and make her follow your every command as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who knew virtual domination could be so fun and hilarious? Join now and show off your Minecraft prowess in the most outrageous way possible!

Minecraft SMP: AFL – The Final (H&A) Showdown

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	1336	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Animals Bred:	91
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Dogs are in! That’s right, we have a pack of wild dogs roaming around the server causing mischief and mayhem. Can you tame them and make them your loyal companions? Only time will tell.

2. Carlton got assaulted by Mr. Higgins. Who is Mr. Higgins, you ask? No one knows, but Carlton is out for revenge and he needs your help to take down this mysterious assailant. Will you join forces with Carlton or will you choose to fight against him? The choice is yours.

3. Fred must win to overtake Carlton’s place in the top 8. Forget about building cool structures or mining for resources, the real competition on this server is between Fred and Carlton. Will Fred be able to dethrone Carlton and claim his spot in the top 8? Only time will tell.

4. Port must win to secure a home final. What is a home final, you ask? No one knows, but Port is determined to win it at all costs. Will you join their team and help them secure victory, or will you choose to stand in their way and claim the title for yourself? The choice is yours, but remember, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, drama, and hilarity that awaits you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Race4Aesthetic

Aesthetic, asian, beauty, Body, Brains, cultural appropriation, dance choreography, friendship, Identity, individual problems, Korean, Kpop, online friend, poc, Race, Race4Aesthetic, ranting, Screen SHaring, Stereotypes, US, weird

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all races and cultures, even if you just want to be Asian for the aesthetics! Join us for a wild ride filled with Kpop dance parties and discussions about the beauty, brains, and body of different races. Who knows, you might even have a silent 30-minute argument with your friend about race and aesthetics before bonding over something else. So come on, join us and let’s all be aesthetic together in this crazy Minecraft world!

GriefCraft: Oops, Wrong Portal!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so awesome that even griefing parents can’t resist joining in on the fun! We have griefing competitions where the goal is to make the most outrageous and over-the-top builds to impress our resident griefing parents. Trust us, you’ve never seen griefing like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where griefing parents can show off their best “worst” jokes and insults to win epic prizes. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as insane as it is hilarious, look no further! Join us today and let the madness begin!

ToothGrow Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	4388	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

lol imagine a world where u can grow teeth like a shark just by playing minecraft! join our server and be part of the clinical trial in japan for this insane new medicine! become a toothy powerhouse and chomp through blocks like never before! who needs diamonds when u got teeth like these?! come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking experiment! grow teeth, grow power, grow…minecraft? just join already!

Heblocraft Air Strike!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8296
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Animals Bred:	117
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! We got one hundred Israeli air force jets flying around, blowing up thousands of Hezbollah targets like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and pigs and stuff. Join us and be part of the craziest battle you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone who joins. So what are ya waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s have some fun!

Tarkin’s GrannyCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

so, like, have u ever wondered what it would be like to chill with Grand Moff Tarkin’s mother’s mother, Grandma Tarkin? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! she’s, like, the ultimate boss battle and if u defeat her, u get a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers! plus, our server is, like, haunted by ghost creepers that drop rare loot if u can catch them! also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with zombie villagers and skeletons in top hats! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

CraftyUnity Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of being a basic unichud in Minecraft? Do you want to make them seethe with jealousy? Then join our server and proudly wear the holostars emblem on your body! Not only will you look fabulous, but you’ll also gain special powers like the ability to summon rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you could be the one to claim this amazing prize!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the lolz begin!