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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 879 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 418 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 45 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS. OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON WEARS SUNGLASSES AND RIDES A PIG?
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, TRUMP HIMSELF IS TRYNA STOP THE EU FROM FINING US TECH COMPANIES. WHY? ‘CAUSE OUR REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS ARE SO ADVANCED, THEY MAKE ELON MUSK JEALOUS.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN US NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE CRAZIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT COMMUNITY ON THE BLOCK! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO!