Metal Gear 2 Solid Snake Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockPartyMansion

apartment, BlockPartyMansion, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, discomfort, family, House, husband, living arrangements, MIL, Moving, Options, parents, Renovations, Rent, Respect, step mum, Tenant

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Divine Spears Created:	17
Crops Grown:	3386	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Hey there Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the drama and craziness of a family moving in with newlyweds in a 3-bedroom apartment!

Join us for the wild ride as you navigate through the ups and downs of sharing a space with your dad, stepmom, her mother, and a random tenant. Will you be able to build your dream castle while dodging awkward family dinners and cramped living situations? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of negotiating rent with your own family members, and see if you can come out on top without losing your sanity. Will you be able to maintain your composure when faced with outrageous requests and unexpected living arrangements?

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures that await you. Who needs a peaceful village when you can have a dysfunctional family living situation in Minecraft? Join now for a server experience like no other!

Dying in a Minecraft SMP

death, Dying, dying wish, end of life, fear, final breath, final chapter, final deed, final thoughts, final wish, final words, last act, last moments, last request, life reflection, Minecraft, mortality, parting thoughts, regrets, smp, ultimate experience, ultimate moment

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8440	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying a boring death again! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, if that’s your preferred mode of transportation).

One time, a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the server, causing chaos and mayhem for days. Another time, a group of players decided to build a giant roller coaster that went straight into a volcano – needless to say, it didn’t end well for them.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! With hidden treasure hunts, secret underground bases, and a thriving economy based on trading rare items, our Minecraft SMP is unlike any other. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers), then join us today and see what crazy adventures await you!

ExcuseCraft 2.0

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

BlockyGunFights Minecraft Server

3 year old, Arab-Israeli family, BlockyGunFights, child endangerment, Conflict Resolution, extremism, Gun attack, hate crime, hate group, human rights violation, international law, Israeli settlers, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Palestinian, peace process, religious extremism, security threat, Server, Settlers, Terrorism, violence, West Bank

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Love Letters Sent:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got settlers who hold guns to 3-year-old’s heads in attacks on Arab-Israeli families in the West Bank. But like, don’t worry, it’s all just part of the game, ya know? It’s like a crazy adventure where you gotta survive against all odds and stuff. Plus, there’s like hidden treasures and secret dungeons to explore. So come join us and see if you can outsmart those crazy settlers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

UyghurCraft: No Slavery Zone

BLACKLISTS, China, Chinese firms, discrimination, forced labor, global politics, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, international trade, labor rights, sanctions, Slavery, Trade, united states, US, Uyghur, UyghurCraft, Xinjiang, Zone

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Love Letters Sent:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Void Armor Forged:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Gods Slained:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN five more chinese firms for forcing Uyghurs to play minecraft all day long! we are the only server where you can fight against evil chinese overlords and free the Uyghur players from their digital slavery! join us now for a wild adventure and help us take down the oppressive regime, one block at a time! also, we have free cake for all players who help in the fight for freedom! let’s show those chinese firms who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

EcoSelfieCraft: Save Nature, Snap Responsibly!

Animals, breeding patterns, conservation, disruptions, ecological balance, EcoSelfieCraft, ecosystem, Endangered species, Environmental awareness, environmental impacts, feeding patterns, habitat destruction, Human Behavior, natural environment, Nature, perfect selfie, responsibly, Risk, Save, scientists, Snap, social media, social media influence, wildlife

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Runes Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can take the most lit selfies with all the animals in the wild!!! we got lions, tigers, and bears oh my!!! but be careful, cuz these animals are thirsty for that perfect selfie too. watch out for the lion trying to steal ur phone for a quick selfie, or the bear photobombing u in the background. u never know what crazy animal antics will happen next on our server. come join the fun and help save nature, one selfie at a time!!! 🦁🐯🐻 #SelfieSafari #SaveTheAnimals #MinecraftMadness

TrumpRogan’sMCServer

BTFO, Censorship, commentary, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, donald trump, Entertainment, free speech, interview, joe rogan, Media, News, Podcast, Politics, president, right wing, social media, Technology, trump, TrumpRogansMCServer, truth social

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	813758
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Votes:	958
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on a llama with a diamond helmet while battling zombie pigmen with laser swords. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

We have secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds that are guarded by flying pigs armed with golden carrots. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that can breathe fire on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. And if you can find the enchanted axe hidden deep within the forest, you’ll be able to chop down those diamond trees and become the richest player in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

RustIsTheWorstMC SMP

long tail tags, programming language, Rust, RustIsTheWorstMC, smp, worst programming language

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Crops Grown:	9049	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ores Mined:	7636

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that you can only access if you can defeat our resident Ender Dragon in a dance-off. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a pack of wild llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a weekly event called “Troll Tuesday” where the admins will prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a herd of angry chickens in their farms. It’s all in good fun, of course. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with emeralds, gold, and…wait for it…potatoes! Who wouldn’t want a room full of potatoes, am I right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of craziness and fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright hilarious. Oh, and remember, rust is the worst programming language ever, but our server is the best Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

NoFamCoinNeeded

emotional baggage, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, favoritism, financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial hardship, financial independence, financial inequality, financial resentment, financial responsibility, financial struggle, generational wealth, NoFamCoinNeeded, parental favoritism, parental support, Resentment, sibling rivalry

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ores Mined:	4684	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Endless Night Skies:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in rewarding hard work and dedication! Unlike some parents out there, we won’t play favorites or leave you hanging in a shelter while your siblings live it up with all the diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us and experience a world where everyone is treated equally, except for those who try to mooch off their hardworking siblings. Our parents may be in a tight spot now, but hey, maybe they should have thought about that before leaving you high and dry.

So come on in and show off your building skills, fight off creepers, and maybe even teach our parents a lesson or two about fairness. Who needs their help anyway when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun – join our server now!

PetTalksMinecraftSMP

Animal Behavior, animal communication, pet behavior, pet communication, pet confessions, pet confessions revealed, pet experiences, pet observations, pet owners, pet owners’ fears, pet revelations, pet secrets, pet secrets exposed, pet stories, pet tales, pet talk, Pets, PetTalksMinecraftSMP, Secrets, talking pets, worries

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	2895
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6912	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the secrets your pet has been hiding from you all this time! Imagine the drama and gossip that will unfold when your furry friend spills the tea on all the crazy things they’ve witnessed in your house. From late-night snack raids to secret naps in your bed, you’ll never look at your pet the same way again. So come join us and see what scandalous stories your pet has been keeping under wraps!