metacritic spoof Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ArcticBlastCraft

ArcticBlastCraft, climate anomalies, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate mystery, climate patterns, climate research, climate science, climate variability, Cooling, Environmental Science, global warming, mysterious cooling, ocean currents, ocean temperatures, oceanography, record speed, scientific research, the atlantic, weather patterns

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8360	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Atlantic is cooling at record speed and nobody knows why? Like, bruh, it’s like Mother Nature herself is playing a prank on us all! But don’t worry, on this server, we’ve got the sickest ice biomes you’ve ever seen, perfect for building your snow fort or chilling with your penguin pals.

Join us on this wacky adventure as we try to unravel the mystery of the Atlantic’s sudden chill. Maybe it’s a secret government experiment gone wrong, or maybe it’s just a glitch in the Matrix. Who knows, man, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more chill server anywhere else.

So come on down and join us for some frosty fun! Build an igloo, ride a polar bear, or just relax in the icy waters. The possibilities are endless on this server, where the only thing colder than the Atlantic is our sense of humor. See you there, snowflake!

OddOneOut Minecraft Server

does not belong, long tail tags, Minecraft, not like, not like the other, oddoneout, One, one of these, one of these does, one of these is, Server, tags, the other

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle and gives out free diamonds to new players. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Plus, we have a special minigame called “one of these is not like the other” where you have to spot the odd block out of a group of identical blocks. Trust us, it’s way more challenging than it sounds. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your own imagination (and maybe a little bit of insanity).

BackInBlockyBusiness Minecraft SMP

back, BackInBlockyBusiness, destiny, Europe, european union, global shift, growth, historical significance, History, Minecraft, nationalism, planets aligning, Political unrest, power, Prophecy, prussia, restless, resurgence, Revival, rise again, smp, Unity

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Towns Built:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Europe is growing restless and the planets are aligning for an epic showdown. But wait, there’s more – Prussia will rise again and you have the chance to be a part of this historic event!

Join us for crazy battles, epic quests, and insane shenanigans as we pave the way for Prussia’s triumphant return. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue on this wild ride? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world like never before. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

CreeperCove Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Best Friend, boyfriend’s friend, bump, close friend, couch surfing, cramped living space, CreeperCove, long term, lost apartment, Minecraft, move in, privacy, privacy concerns, refusing, rough breakup, selfish, Server, solid plan, tense relationship, unsupportive, Upset

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	76	Dimension Hops:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our server for the most epic love triangle drama you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: Sofia, Jake, and Mark living in a tiny one-bedroom apartment together. Will Sofia and Mark become besties or will they battle it out for Jake’s attention? Will Jake ever stop being distant and cold? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown between friends as they navigate through the awkwardness of living together. Will Mark ever find a new place to live? Will Sofia finally get her privacy back? The suspense is killing us!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs diamonds when you have this juicy love triangle to keep you entertained?

GriefBlockerGF

Assistance, bereavement, Boyfriend, Communication, compassion, Conflict, Empathy, family, Grief, GriefBlockerGF, GRIEVING, Help, Illness, Loss, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, Sickness, stress, Support, Understanding

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	157	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Enchantments Applied:	278	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	6411
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

Are you tired of dealing with drama and stress in your real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is a safe haven from the craziness of the real world, where you can build, explore, and have fun without any toxic relationships holding you back. Plus, we have a strict no griefing policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone ruining your creations (unlike certain boyfriends we know).

Join us now and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

LastMealB4Death Minecraft SMP

death, end of life, favorite dish, final bite, final craving, final dinner, final dish, final feast, final indulgence, final meal, final repast, final reprieve, final supper, final taste, final treat, Food, last meal, last supper, LastMealB4Death, Minecraft, smp, ultimate meal

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a blast before the apocalypse hits!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, intense parkour challenges on lava lakes, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of cake. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and make your last meal one to remember!

SkillCraft: Ageless Abilities

Abilities, Adaptability, ageless, Communication, Conflict Resolution, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, personal development, problem solving, resilience, self-care, SkillCraft, Skills, Stress Management, teamwork, technology literacy, Time management

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Votes:	2805	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Join our server and learn the essential life skills of building epic structures, surviving zombie attacks, and mastering the art of crafting diamond armor. Trust us, these skills will definitely come in handy when you’re stranded on a deserted island or facing off against a horde of creepers in real life. So come join us and level up your Minecraft game while preparing for the apocalypse – because you never know when you’ll need to fend off a horde of zombies with nothing but a pickaxe and some raw chicken.

CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server

Alliance, Baltic states, border, construction, CraftyBaltic, Defense, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, germany, international relations, Lithuania, military bases, military cooperation, military presence, Minecraft, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic positioning, Troops

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	226

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you hear a rumor about Lithuania building bases for German troops near the border with Russia. Like, what even is that about? But hey, don’t worry about all that drama, come join our server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay golden eggs. And get this, our villagers are all secretly aliens in disguise! They’re always trying to abduct players and take them to their UFO base hidden underground. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon against them – a giant talking potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes!

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure in Minecraft, come join our server. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next! Plus, we have unlimited cake and free hugs for everyone who joins. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

GazaGrieferz: School’s Out, Weapons in Rafah

airstrikes, Conflict, Gaza City, Gaza Strip, GazaGrieferz, Hamas terrorists, idf, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intelligence, military operation, palestine, Rafah, School, SCHOOLs, security threat, targeted strike, Terrorism, violence, War, weapons

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Towns Built:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow up schools and find weapons in random places like Rafah! It’s a total war zone, just like Gaza City but with blocks and creepers instead of real bombs. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else. Plus, we have secret tunnels and hidden treasures that will make you feel like a real-life Indiana Jones. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

GreatnessCraft: Humble Politicians Only

Accountability, Campaign, Character, Democracy, elected leaders, elected officials, Government, GREATNESS, GreatnessCraft, Honesty, Humble, humility, Integrity, leadership, Persuasion, politicians, Politics, public opinion, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, trustworthiness, Voting

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Votes:	8520	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

so, like, imagine a world where the only way to be, like, president is to, like, convince everyone that you’re, like, the greatest thing since sliced bread. on this server, we want, like, humble elected officials who are, like, totally awesome but also totally down to earth.

join us if you want to, like, rule over a virtual kingdom with an iron fist, but also have a heart of gold. convince your fellow players that you’re the best choice for president by, like, building the most epic structures and, like, slaying the most dragons.

if you think you have what it takes to be the ultimate leader, then, like, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next, like, virtual president of our totally rad world.