PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

artificial difficulty, atmoic clocks, computational device, congame, CREEPERS, CSS, FAGMAN, fakeprecision, fixed content, frauds exposed, Gekapselte Turing Machines, glyphs, information theory, Knuthian era, Makers, meme hipster faggotry, meta-languages, mutual information, pixelcraft, PROFESSIONAL, SaaS, SEOslop, south america tier abortions, Table, Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar, Zuck

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	369589	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dimension Hops:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring, rigid Minecraft servers with no excitement or creativity? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos!

Our server is built on insanely autistic fakeprecision, making it the most unique and unpredictable server out there. You’ll never know what to expect next, as our content is constantly changing and evolving in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Forget about the typical Minecraft server experience, where everything is predetermined and fixed. On our server, you’ll encounter the most outrageous and mind-boggling challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that even Zuck himself is focused on owning the Gekapselte Turing Machines and their Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar. You won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Undead Survival

chat games, Chest Shop, Claiming, Crates, Daily Rewards, Events, Giveaways, Graves, In-Game Shop, Land claiming, Mining, Mob stacking, multiple worlds, Playerwarps, Playtime Rewards, PvP, Ranks, Resourceworld, Skills, Soul shop, star levels, Survival, Teams, Undead Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5962	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Holy Grails Found:	5

Undead Survival is a survival experience like no other.

Features: SKILLS, GRAVES, Playerwarps, Chest shop, mob stacking, soul shop, in game shop, crates, star levels, ranks, playtime and daily rewards, free voting rewards, chat games, giveaways and more!

Land Claiming: Sick of people griefing your base? Fear not, you can claim land and protect your items and builds, you can even add friends to your claim so you can both build together!

Multiple Worlds: We have 3 resource worlds that refresh so you never run out of things to gather, and 1 claiming world where you can build to your hearts desire without fear of the world resetting.

Events: We have daily events to keep the server fresh and keep you getting lots of rewards!

How to join? We support version 1.20.x and the ip is 204.152.220.212 Join today!HIRING STAFF/FREE RANKS !!!

204.152.220.212

Zombie Apocalypse Lite Edition: No PvP, Just Claiming Land and Surviving Undead

Apocalypse, building, Claiming, Cosmetics, Crates, Daily Rewards, economy/shop, Edition, Epic, Free Ranks, Friends, join now, Land, launched, Lite, Pets, Playtime Rewards, PvP, Ranks, Resources, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, Skills, Staff, star levels, Surviving, Undead, world, zombie

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Towns Built:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Undead Survival Minecraft Server

Server IP: 204.152.220.212:25565

Features:

Skills	Level up mining, farming, etc. for boosts to that skill.
Crates	Get rewards from crates.
Pets	Adopt pets to accompany you on your adventures.
Cosmetics	Customize your character with cosmetics.
Star levels	Unlock new features and perks based on your star level.
Ranks	Progress through ranks for more privileges.
Economy Shop	Trade and buy items in the economy shop.
Land Claiming	Add friends to your claim and build together.
Worlds	1 world for building your base and 3 for collecting resources.
Free Ranks and Daily Rewards	Get free ranks and daily rewards for playing.
Playtime Rewards	Earn rewards for playing on the server.

JUST LAUNCHED and looking for staff!Join now for epic rewards!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the server IP: 204.152.220.212:25565 in your Minecraft client.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. You can view the rules in the server.
Can I apply for staff positions?	Yes, we are currently looking for staff members. You can apply on our website or in-game.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, we have a Discord server where you can chat with other players, get announcements, and participate in events. The Discord link can be found on our website.
Do you have regular events on the server?	Yes, we host regular events such as PvP tournaments, build contests, and treasure hunts. Stay tuned for announcements in-game and on our Discord server.

MineIndieCraft Server

MineIndieCraft, Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3311

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more! Why settle for the normies when you can join the VIP club of vtubers who are killing it on Twitch and YouTube?

Don’t worry if your favorite vtuber only has 499 viewers, we’re not heartless monsters. As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome to be discussed here until they hit that magic number.

Join us for some wild discussions, Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, and even some spicy Koikatsu cards for, you know, research purposes. We even have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar so you never miss celebrating your favorite virtual idols’ special day.

And if that’s not enough, we have ducks. Yes, you read that right. Ducks. Because why not?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the craziest, most exclusive club of indie vtubers on the internet. Who needs diamonds and creepers when you have vtubers with thousands of viewers to keep you entertained?

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

40 year old, achievement, AMBITION, billionaire, Business, competitive, Dedication, determination, emotionally driven, entrepreneur, family, Financial Stability, GREATNESS, hard work, inspiration, leadership, Legacy, Minecraft, motivation, PixelPunch, Server, success, wealth

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where the competition is as intense as a 40-year-old billionaire trying to feed his family? This server is not for the faint of heart – only the most emotionally driven players will survive!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a rival player swoops in and steals them right from under your nose. The drama! The intensity! The sheer thrill of it all!

But don’t worry, because on this server, every setback is just a stepping stone to greatness. Just like that billionaire fighting to provide for his loved ones, you too can rise above the challenges and become a Minecraft legend.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the rollercoaster ride of emotions that is this Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re easily emotionally overwhelmed, in which case maybe sit this one out).

MILcraft: House Helper Drama

Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Drama, emotional reactions, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family unity, feeling misunderstood, generational differences, guest etiquette, Helper, helping out, House, household chores, husband’s family, in-laws, MILcraft, mother-in-law, relationship conflicts, social expectations

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1815
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Towns Built:	9	Divine Spears Created:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be treated like a guest by your mother-in-law! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Are you tired of being told not to lift a finger when you visit your in-laws? Well, on our server, you can build to your heart’s content without anyone stopping you! No more snarky comments about not helping out around the house – here, you’re free to do whatever you want!

Join us and become part of our wacky family, where we encourage you to help out and show off your building skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the favorite daughter-in-law (or son-in-law) in no time!

So come on over to our server and let’s show your in-laws how it’s done! Who knew Minecraft could solve family drama?

SimpsonsCraft Minecraft Server

animated series, Beloved, comedy, Entertainment, Family Values, friendship, humor, iconic, influential, life lessons, long-lasting impact, memorable quotes, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pop culture, satire, Server, SimpsonsCraft, social commentary, societal issues, the Simpsons, Timeless, tv show, wisdom

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Falling into the Void:	0

Remember that time Homer Simpson tried to build a BBQ pit in the backyard and ended up creating a volcano that destroyed the whole town? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can channel your inner Homer and build all the crazy structures your heart desires without any consequences! Join us for a chance to unleash your inner Simpson and create chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who knows, you might even discover some hidden wisdom along the way…or just have a lot of fun blowing things up!

ZzzCraftDreams

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8476
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Gods Slained:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Do you struggle to fall asleep at night? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Our virtual sheep sing lullabies, our creepers tell bedtime stories, and our Endermen give the best back massages. Join us and you’ll be counting diamonds instead of sheep in no time!

CraftyPillsWeightGainNoGain

antidepressant, CraftyPillsWeightGainNoGain, deceptive marketing, depression, drug company, health risks, Healthcare, ineffective, Medical Treatment, medication, mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, patient care, pharmaceutical industry, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, side effects, warning signs, weight gain, weight management

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Votes:	3376	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

so, like, you know how when you take those happy pills and they’re all like “oh, you might gain some weight, no biggie”? well, that’s just a fancy way of saying “yo, this pill ain’t gonna make you happy, but at least you’ll have some extra pounds to show for it!” join our minecraft server and escape the lies of big pharma! we promise our virtual world will make you happier than any pill ever could. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. true story.

MineCraze Server: Been There, Done That!

achievement, alternative suggestions, challenge, Completed, completion, enjoyment, Entertainment, fulfillment, Game, Gaming, hobby, Itch, leisure, MineCraze, next update, obsessed, Pastime, progress, Recommend, satisfaction, Server, update

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Emeralds Found:	8834
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6567	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Picture this: You spawn in a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, chickens wear diamond armor, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our server is like a wild party where anything goes, and the only rule is to have fun!

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games that will have you laughing until you cry. Ever played a game of “Hot Potato” with actual TNT? Or how about a race to see who can build the tallest tower of llamas? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is home to the legendary “Tower of Derp” – a massive structure filled with traps, puzzles, and secret rooms. Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this insane obstacle course and claim the epic loot hidden at the top.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

asset protection, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, Financial, Holding, Investment, long term, market analysis, market volatility, Minecraft, PixelPanic, risk assessment, risk management, Safety, Server, short-term, speculative investment, stablecoin, Trading, USDV, wealth management

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground dungeon where you can battle a dragon with a diamond pickaxe!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so safe that even holding USDV (the currency of the Minecraft world) for a few days is like putting it in a vault guarded by a team of enchanted iron golems. You can trust us with your precious diamonds and emeralds, we promise they won’t mysteriously disappear like they do on other servers (looking at you, Steve!).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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