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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 2206 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
Star Shards Collected: | 140 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
But beware, there’s also a curse going around that’s killing people’s sex lives left and right. Like, one dude joined and suddenly his pickaxe wasn’t the only thing that was limp, if you catch my drift. It’s like a sex life apocalypse up in here, but in a funny way.
So come join us on this wild ride of blocky debauchery and see if your sex life gets a boost or a bust! And remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing getting hard on this server, if you know what I mean 😉.