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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7017 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9705 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the best parties ever. we even got sued by the US Olympic committee cuz our parties were too epic. they were like, “yo, you can’t be using our name for your sick parties, bro.” but we were like, “whatever, we’re too cool for you anyway.” so yeah, join our server and get ready to party like a champion.
