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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 3593 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
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