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BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui, Bonjour Minecraft Madness!

amour, ANECDOTES, BaguetteCraft, Bonjour, couples, emotions, experiences, Exs, francais, françaises, France, Humour, madness, merde, meufs, Minecraft, oui, partage, Passion, putain, relations, Secrets, témoignages, VIE, vivre

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the real drama happens! Share your exes (or your crushes) in real life and let the chaos unfold. We bring the drama of France right to your Minecraft screen – because why not, merde quoi putain! Join us for a wild ride filled with love triangles, betrayals, and maybe even a French revolution or two. Who needs boring old building when you can have a soap opera in Minecraft? Join now and let the drama begin!

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Holy Grails Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Towns Built:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Votes:	4258	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	125386

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2081

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dimension Hops:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Star Shards Collected:	107	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3964
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ores Mined:	5562
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Crops Grown:	2873	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
New Chunks Explored:	913181	Runes Activated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!