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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 3208 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 949702 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!