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Engels2FuelWars Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Engels-2 airbase, Engels2FuelWars, fuel supply, geopolitical crisis, international relations, Military, Military Action, military confirmation, Minecraft, oil depot, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

haha, ukraine go brrrr and boom boom on russian oil depot! now join our minecraft server for epic explosions and chaos like ukraine did to russia! we got crazy pvp battles, where you can blow up your enemies like ukraine blew up that oil depot! come join the fun and be a part of the madness! let’s gooooooo!

GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

DashCraft: Slow Decline

aging, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, DASH diet, DashCraft, Decline, dietary habits, healthy aging, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, heart-healthy, Long-term Health, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, nutrition, older adults, preventative health, Slow

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Magic Items Found:	8114
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

25w02a, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, enchanced dragon fight, End Reset, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	7	Magic Items Found:	1081

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Server Updates	Updates to every new snapshot
Special Features	All experiments enabled, friendly community
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	1.21.4, updating soon to 25w02a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5/1.22)

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. What is the Pandamium Snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.

2. How often is the server updated to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

3. What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?

Some of the experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, pig variants, wildflowers, Creaking, Pale Garden, resin, and more.

4. What custom features are available on the server?

Some of the custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for all mobs and variants, and custom advancements.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

Whispering Woods 1.21.4

1.21.4, asmr, ASMR farm, Asmrtists, discussion, English, INFORMATION, japanese, live streams, ongoing streams, Online Community, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Roleplay, Thread, tingles, triggers, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR but in blocky pixel form, like what even is reality anymore, am I right?

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to some ASMR tingles, it’s like a whole new level of relaxation, man.

Join us and experience the ultimate combination of virtual reality and ASMR, it’s like your brain will explode from all the tingles and creepers blowing up your base at the same time.

Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s explore the wacky world of Minecraft ASMR together!

Mom’s House Minecraft Server

bail out, Casino, childcare, cigarettes, cleaning houses, dependent, financial incompetence, foreclosure, Gratitude, Homeless, homelessness planning, House, Inheritance, life insurance, loan, Minecraft, mom, moms, savings, Server, severe autism, Siblings, SS income, ungrateful, WIBTAH

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have the craziest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

aita, black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

DopamineDiggers Minecraft SMP

addiction, brain chemistry, dopamine, dopamine deficiency, dopamine function, dopamine levels, dopamine pathways, dopamine production, dopamine receptors, dopamine regulation, dopamine release, dopamine synthesis, dopamine transporters, DopamineDiggers, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, motivation, neurotransmitter, Pleasure, reward system, smp

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Hey gamers, do you like Minecraft? Do you like laughing until you pee your pants? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DivorceCraft

Communication, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, ending a marriage, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage decision, marriage ending process, marriage guidance, Marriage help, marriage issues, marriage problems, Marriage Support, marriage therapy, moving on, relationships, separation

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Animals Bred:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Is your pickaxe feeling lonely and in need of a partner? Well, look no further because on our server, we host weekly pickaxe marriage ceremonies! That’s right, you can finally say “I do” to your trusty pickaxe and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, saddle up your feathery friend and battle it out in epic chicken jousting battles to prove who is the ultimate poultry warrior.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the most explosive creatures in the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find true love with a block of dirt!

RussianChannelPurge Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Censorship, compliance, Digital, enforcement, GOOGLE, International, internet, investigation, Lithuanian watchdog, Media, Minecraft, News, online content, regulations, Removal, Request, Russian channels, RussianChannelPurge, Server, streaming, television, Websites

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magic Items Found:	7018
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Potions Brewed:	109	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Love Letters Sent:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

u kno wat u need in ur lyf? a minecraft server dat is so lit, even google is jealous. dis server is so dope, google had to remove 201 sites just to try and compete. why? cuz dis server got russian channels dat will blow ur mind. join dis server and u will be transported to a world where russian channels rule and u will never want to leave. come join us and see why google can’t handle our awesomeness. #russianchannelsftw #googleaintgotnothinonthisserver