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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 7395 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 8374 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up for fun. Don’t worry though, he’s harmless…most of the time. And get this, our admin is a wizard who can summon lightning storms on command. It’s like Thor meets Dumbledore, it’s insane!
So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.