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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 5310 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8876 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 58 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
We did dis crazy research for three whole years and found out dat playin’ on dis server is like feedin’ ur brain with all da good stuff. And get dis, it’s even more amazin’ for da ladies who are 65 and up! So if u wanna keep ur brain sharp and kick some creeper butt at da same time, join us now!
Plus, we got free virtual olive oil for all our players, cuz why not? So come on, join da fun and let’s get those brain cells pumpin’!