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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4143 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 95 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!