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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 2806 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4260 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 157 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flaming arrows while riding a pig through a maze of lava pits. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to explode!
And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of Chuck Norris himself. Rumor has it that whoever wields it gains the power to banish griefers to the Nether for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be sure to watch out for that one player who insists on building giant statues of Steve’s head everywhere. Seriously, what the fuck is that hack’s problem?