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BullshitCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Awareness, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, critical thinking, Deception, Disrespect, emotional manipulation, feminism, Gaslighting, gender dynamics, intelligence, Minecraft, Notification, Perception, relationships, Respect, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Trust, Women

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	183

Are you tired of being fed the same old excuses on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we promise no more “I didn’t get the notification” or “I was asleep” nonsense! Our players are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to come up with lame excuses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by highly intelligent llamas who are tired of being underestimated. So come join us and show those llamas some respect!

HoleAnon’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Picture this: a giant hole in the ground that leads to a secret underground city filled with diamond-wearing chickens and talking creepers. And rumor has it, if you jump in the hole, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and shenanigans waiting for you on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together!

BattleOfDerpCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Join our Minecraft server and experience battles so epic, they’ll make the Trojan War look like a playground squabble! Our players have reenacted historic battles from throughout history, from the Battle of Thermopylae to the Siege of Stalingrad.

Picture this: you’re charging into battle with a team of fellow players dressed in full medieval armor, wielding diamond swords and riding on armored horses. The enemy forces are closing in, but you refuse to back down. With a battle cry that shakes the very foundations of the virtual world, you charge headfirst into the fray, determined to emerge victorious or die trying.

But that’s not all – our server also features custom-built arenas where players can engage in gladiator-style combat, pitting their skills against each other in a fight to the death. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion, or will you fall in glorious defeat?

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of history in the making! Who knows, maybe one day your epic battles will be sung about in virtual taverns for generations to come.

AussieCraft: Noobs Not Deliberately Killed!

AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, deliberately, diplomatic relations, foreign aid workers, foreign policy, gaza, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, investigation, Israel, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Noobs, Peacekeeping, Politics, Tragedy, united nations, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	3999
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	921
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Star Shards Collected:	235	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare potions. But that’s not even the craziest part – they also stumbled upon a group of friendly creepers who helped them build the most epic castle you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Plus, every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, a real-life llama will appear at your doorstep and serenade you with Minecraft parodies of popular songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CaveManNoPantsMC

animated, Captain Caveman, cartoon character, caveman, CaveManNoPantsMC, childhood cartoon, childhood favorite, childhood hero, childhood memories, childhood show, childhood television, clothing, funny, für, hairy, hairy body, Mystery, naked, nostalgic, speculation, suspicion

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5026	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Emeralds Found:	9438	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Animals Bred:	175
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got captain caveman running around naked under all that fur. like, who knew, right? it’s a wild ride, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a whole circus up in here. join now before the aliens come and take over. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the party, dude.

CraftyPants Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly and creepers dance? Then come join our server, where the grass is neon pink and the diamonds are made of cheese!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, and embark on quests to find the mythical golden potato of power. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Olympics, where players compete in events like chicken jousting and egg throwing. And every full moon, the sky rains down diamonds and emeralds for all to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

BrosBeforeBlocks Minecraft SMP

bonds, BrosBeforeBlocks, brotherhood, Buddies, childhood memories, close friends, Companionship, Connection, emotional, friendship, longing, Memories, Minecraft, missing friends, Nostalgia, old times, PALS, Reminiscing, smp, social media, streamable, Video, yearning

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you miss the good old days of hanging out with your bros and causing chaos in the virtual world? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to staging elaborate treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden passageways. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Mom’s Money Moves Minecraft Server

accommodation deposit, college expenses, control, family dynamics, finances, financial assistance, financial contribution, financial struggle, injury, Minecraft, moms, MONEY, money management, Moves, Parent-child relationship, pride, rental discount, Retirement, Scammed, Server, student grant, Trust, university expenses

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Emeralds Found:	5601	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your financial troubles? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join? Because on our server, we don’t take your hard-earned money and hide it in our bank accounts like some sneaky moms. No, on our server, you get to keep all your diamonds and emeralds to yourself!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone swiping your savings. That’s the kind of freedom you’ll find on our server.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs financial stress when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Let’s build and laugh together on our server – where your money is safe and sound in your virtual pockets!

ToiletTraining101

aita, asking, bathroom, cousin, dump, Expectations, family, FLUSH, HIGH, Kids, mad, marinate, Overnight, Polite, Problem, skincare, teach, tired, TOILET, ToiletTraining101, trip

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any un-flushed business in the toilets! Unlike my cousin’s house, where her young boys are apparently too busy building dirt houses in Minecraft to learn basic bathroom etiquette, our server is a haven of cleanliness and courtesy.

Join us for epic adventures, where you won’t have to worry about stepping into a stinky surprise left behind by careless players. Our community is filled with responsible gamers who know how to hit that flush button like a pro.

Don’t let your gaming experience be tainted by unsightly messes and unpleasant odors. Come join us and experience a world where even the creepers have better bathroom manners than my cousin’s kids. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyIranRetaliationFun

Attack, Conflict, CraftyIranRetaliationFun, Defense, defense strategy, escalation, Fronts, Geopolitics, international relations, Iranian retaliation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, national security, preemptive strike, Regional threats, SECURITY, Serious preparation, strategic planning, Tensions

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than israel vs iran!!! we got players attacking from ALL fronts within DAYS!!! u gotta be ready to defend ur base like never before, cuz the stakes are high and the explosions are LOUD!!! come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown on our server!!! #minecraftmadness #crazycrafting #explosivebattles