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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 9739 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
New Chunks Explored: | 111473 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Dimension, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. You can ride a bacon-powered rocket ship to explore this deliciously wacky world.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, they throw the best llama dance parties this side of the Nether.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up in a world of unicorns, bacon, and ninja llamas? Join us today and let the ridiculousness begin!