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BreakupBeardMinecraftSMP
Joining our Minecraft SMP! Because nothing says “I’m over it” like building a giant statue of your ex out of diamond blocks and then blowing it up with TNT. Plus, our community is full of players who will support you through your post-breakup Minecraft therapy sessions. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine away those heartbreak blues together! -
CraftyCutsMC
Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, u know how men are all vulnerable at a barbershop? Well, on dis server, u gonna be even more vulnerable, but in a good way! like, imagine u mining for diamonds and then BAM, a giant barber chair appears outta nowhere and u gotta fight off evil hair clippings with ur trusty pickaxe. it’s gonna be wild, bro. Plus, there’s a secret underground salon where u can get a fresh new haircut for ur Minecraft character. Trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like this before. Join now and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server ever created! -
MemeCraft Revival
do u want to join a minecraft server where sigma memes have helped masculinity to revive? yea, u heard that right. our server is filled with the dankest sigma memes that will make u feel manly as heck. we got memes so spicy, they’ll make ur brain explode with laughter.not only that, but we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. rumour has it, if u find the base, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named larry. yea, larry the llama is our server mascot and he’s a legend.
but wait, there’s more! we have a pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players and show off ur mad skills. trust us, u don’t wanna mess with our top players, they’re like minecraft gods or something.
so come join our server and experience the madness for urself. sigma memes, magical llamas, and epic pvp battles await u. what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server ever!
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LonelyCraft: Where Men’s Mental Health is a Myth and Laughter is Mandatory
Are you tired of all those soy boy beta males crying about their feelings and trying to be all sensitive? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is for real stoic warriors only! We don’t have time for whiny emotional nonsense here, we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs like true champions.Join our server and show off your manly Minecraft skills while leaving all those sensitive guys in the dust. Who needs competition when you’re the ultimate warrior in a world of pussies? So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready to dominate the virtual landscape like a true alpha male. Join now and show everyone what it means to be a real man in the world of Minecraft!
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PolandCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, poland is calling on the EU to, like, stress ties with the U.S. to, like, counter russian ‘disinformation’ or whatever.but, like, forget about all that political stuff, man. on this server, we have, like, crazy adventures and, like, insane builds. like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that, like, laid diamond eggs.
and, like, there’s this secret underground city filled with, like, talking pigs and dancing llamas. only the bravest players can find it, man.
so, like, join this server now and, like, become part of the most epic minecraft community ever. cuz, like, why not?
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SettlerCraft: Sanctioned Ministers
so, liek, this server is so lit that even the white house is talkin bout it! they wanna sanction israeli ministers cuz they cant handle the craziness happenin on this server! settler violence? more liek epic minecraft battles, amirite? join now to be part of the madness and show those ministers who’s boss! come build, fight, and conquer with us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on now before it’s too late! -
Elon’s EV Revolution – Opposites Charge!
come join our epic minecraft server where we convince the lowest EV adoption rate to join by being totally opposite and defiant! Elon Musk himself said it’s the best thing he’s ever done for the environment, so you know it’s gotta be good! we have crazy stories like how one player built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and another player found a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks! you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so join now and be part of the madness! -
Nexus Survival: Where chaos meets the occasional hint of vanilla. OPENS JULY 21ST!
Server Information Version: Minecraft 1.21 Type: Semi-Anarchy Commands: TPA, Home, Spawn Special Event: Dragon Fight on July 27th About Us Description: Embark on a thrilling adventure in our semi-anarchy Minecraft server! Embracing the chaos of anarchy while offering essential commands like TPA, Home, and Spawn, we strike the perfect balance for both seasoned adventurers and newcomers alike. Dragon Fight: Prepare for an epic battle as we challenge the Ender Dragon. Join forces with fellow players to conquer this formidable foe and reap the rewards of victory! Community-Driven Experience: We believe in a player-driven experience where your actions shape the world. Build alliances, forge rivalries, and explore vast landscapes teeming with opportunities. Our server thrives on community interactions and emergent gameplay, ensuring every session is unique and memorable. Join Us: Mark your calendars for July 21st and be part of our exciting launch! Gather your friends, sharpen your swords, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. IP: [N/A] Discord: https://discord.gg/hBZUxRZzcW FAQ
Q: When is the server opening?
A: The server will be opening on July 21st, 2024.
Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running?
A: The server is running on Minecraft 1.21.
Q: What type of server is Nexus Survival?
A: Nexus Survival is a Semi-Anarchy server.
Q: What special commands are available on the server?
A: The server offers TPA, Home, and Spawn commands.
Q: Are there any special events coming up?
A: Yes, there will be a Dragon Fight on July 27th.
Q: How can I join the Discord server?
A: You can join the Discord server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/hBZUxRZzcW
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Trump’s Triggered Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the craziest conspiracy theories come to life! Build your own secret underground base to hide from the lizard people, or team up with Bigfoot to take down the Illuminati stronghold. Don’t worry about mining for resources, just ask our resident alien for some extraterrestrial help! So come on, don’t be a sheep – join our server and uncover the truth behind the truth behind the truth!