Menlo Park Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoFuneralNoRespawn

Boundaries, Communication, compassion, death, Difficult, emotional, Empathy, family, Friends, funerals, Grief, Guilt, Loss, mourning, NoFuneralNoRespawn, personal choice, relationships, self-care, Support, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Animals Bred:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magic Items Found:	3434	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending funerals? Do you dread the thought of mourning with others? Join our Minecraft server where funerals are banned! No more awkward conversations, no more fake tears, just pure gaming fun!

We understand the struggle of having to attend somber events, that’s why we created a server where you can escape the sadness and dive into a world of creativity and adventure. Say goodbye to funeral drama and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends.

Don’t let anyone pressure you into attending another funeral, join our server and game on! Who needs real-life support when you have a virtual world waiting for you? Let’s make funeral-free memories together!

BrokeButRich Minecraft Server

BrokeButRich, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Greed, Happiness, materialism, mindset, Minecraft, MONEY, perspective, philosophy, Poor, possessions, POVERTY, Quote, richness, Server, success, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by peasants who think money is everything? Well, join our Minecraft server where the only currency that matters is diamonds! Because let’s face it, who needs money when you can have shiny blue rocks that can buy you anything in the game?

On our server, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise! They will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul… I mean diamonds. But be careful, some of them may try to abduct you and take you to their spaceship for experiments. But hey, at least you’ll get a cool souvenir to show off to your friends!

We also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. Legend has it that whoever defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So grab your sword and get ready to battle the most epic boss fight of your life!

So come join our server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few crazy admins who like to mess with your head. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SociaMine: Screen Time Edition

addiction, Average, balance, Daily, digital age, Digital Detox, Edition, excessive use, habits, internet, mental health, normal, online behavior, Screen, screen addiction, screen time, Scrolling, Smartphone, social media, social-networking, SociaMine, Technology, Time, Time management

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	109
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3980
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Animals Bred:	177	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of spending hours scrolling through social media, only to end up feeling unfulfilled and bored? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to mindlessly staring at your phone all day. Instead, spend your time building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers from around the world.

Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your social media addiction. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So if you’re looking for a truly unique gaming experience, join us now and see if you can catch a glimpse of the elusive creeper in action. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic solution, eastern europe, international relations, kyiv, military withdrawal, Minecraft, NATO bid, occupied regions, peace agreement, peace talks, political negotiations, putin, Russian intervention, sanctions, Server, Truce, Ukraine, war-torn regions

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	5702	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE PUTIN PROMISES TO STOP BLOWING UP BLOCKS IF YOU LEAVE HIS TERRITORY AND STOP TRYING TO JOIN HIS SQUAD!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE UKRAINE CONFLICTS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN PUTIN MAKES PROMISES!

BUILD YOUR OWN BASE AND DECLARE YOUR OWN TRUCE, OR JOIN FORCES WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE DOWN THE BIG BAD BOSS (A.K.A. PUTIN)!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE PUTIN CHANGES HIS MIND AND STARTS A NEW WAR… I MEAN, MINECRAFT BATTLE!

Putin’sCraft: No Theft Goes Unpunished

assets, Diplomacy, economic consequences, foreign policy, G7, geopolitical conflict, global politics, international relations, political tensions, punishment, putin, PutinsCraft, RETALIATION, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian economy, sanctions, theft, Ukraine, Unpunished, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Love Letters Sent:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

so like, u kno how putin is all like “no way jose” to the g7 deal for ukraine? well, on our epic minecraft server, we don’t steal assets, we steal hearts! join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop fun! putin may be mad about his assets, but he’ll be even more mad he’s not part of our awesome community! come join us and let’s show putin what real punishment looks like! #minecraft4life #putinismissingout #joinusnow

FuelCraft: Pumping Addiction!

addiction, addiction centers, addictive products, addictive substances, alcohol, Caffeine, convenience, convenience stores, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, FuelCraft, fueling addictions, gas station treats, gas stations, gasoline, impulse purchases, lottery tickets, nicotine, pumping, salt, SNACKS, Sugar, unhealthy habits

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where we don’t just sell fossil fuels and sugar, we sell pure addiction, baby!

Join us if you wanna feed your cravings for caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol while building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss.

Our server is like a gas station on steroids, pumping out the craziest adventures and the wildest parties. So come on down and get your fix of fun, because once you join, you’ll never wanna leave!

Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the addiction begin!

TouchCraft: Where Your Touch Choices Matter!

body awareness, Choice, Choices, Communication, emotional health, health, Human Connection, interpersonal relationships, Intimacy, matter, physical touch, Pleasure, relationship satisfaction, sensory experience, tactile communication, Touch, touch preference, touch preferences, touch research, touch satisfaction, touch study, touch therapy, TouchCraft, well-being

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

so like, have you ever wanted to be touched in all the right places in minecraft? well, do we have the server for you! join us and experience the most pleasurable touches you’ve ever had in your pixelated life!

our server is like a magical place where you can choose exactly where you want to be touched and it’s like, super amazing and stuff. the touch is so good, it will make you question why you ever played on any other server before.

not only will you have the best touching experience of your life, but it will also improve your interpersonal relationships, communication skills, health, and well-being. like, who knew minecraft could be so life-changing, right?

so come join us on our server and get ready to be touched in all the right places. trust us, you won’t regret it!

MuscleCraft Servers: No Mods, Just Flexing in the Sky with All The Mods 9

all the mods 9 to the sky, banned items, Community, Curseforge, Discord, Flexing, fresh world, Friends, Ip:, LATEST, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Mods, MOTD, MuscleCraft, Network, Pickaxe, Playtime ranks, Quick support, Servers, SKY, Version, Website

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Macho Craft Minecraft Server

Server	IP	Modpack
All the Mods 9 – To The Sky	atm9sky.machocraft.com	All the Mods 9 – To The Sky
All the Mods 9	atm9.machocraft.com	All the Mods 9

We offer playtime ranks (for claims/force loads), no banned items and quick support! Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and dive into the rich world of All The Mods 9. Adventure awaits!

FAQs

1. What versions of Minecraft are supported on Macho Craft?

Latest, as shown on MOTD

2. Are there any banned items on the servers?

No, there are no banned items on Macho Craft servers.

3. How can I get support or assistance while playing on the servers?

You can reach out for quick support on our Discord server or website.

4. Do you have a community-driven approach on Macho Craft servers?

Yes, Macho Craft is a community-driven Modded Minecraft Network with a fresh world and more servers on the way.

AnthroGamerz Minecraft Server

#gamer, Anthro, anthro girlfriend, AnthroGamerz, gamer community, gamer culture, gamer expectations, gamer humor, gamer identity, gamer jokes, gamer memes, gamer slang, gamer stereotypes, Gaming, Gaming Lifestyle, gaming relationships, Girlfriend, girlfriend expectations, Minecraft, online gaming, relationship, Server, video games

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Potions Brewed:	188
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Votes:	4359

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old square houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have anthro girlfriends for all our players! That’s right, you can finally show off your cool anthro gf to all your friends and make them super jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves on the dance floor.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? Just watch out for the evil gingerbread men who guard the entrance – they may look sweet, but they’ll bite your head off if you’re not careful.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of fun and craziness! Who needs boring old square houses when you can have anthro girlfriends, disco parties with mobs, and candy forests? Let the adventure begin!

CraftyDestiny Minecraft Server

API, ArmorPicker, Braytech, Buffs, bungie, Clan, CraftyDestiny, Debuffs, destiny, Destiny 2, Destiny 2 update, Destiny General, dim, Dps, Dual Destiny, Gunsmith, Last Strike, Minecraft, Patch 8.0.0.1, Server, Stats, the final shape, TTK, twab

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined this server and never left. They built the most insane structures, battled the craziest mobs, and forged friendships that lasted a lifetime.

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and magical portals that will transport you to new realms. You’ll have access to the most powerful weapons and armor, thanks to our exclusive ArmorPicker tool. And if you’re looking for a challenge, try taking on the Last Strike mission – only the bravest have succeeded!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Remember, on this server, we’re Together Forever (Please run Dual Destiny with me)!