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DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1036	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Void Armor Forged:	20
Potions Brewed:	136	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

Old, retired knitting circle SMP – no factions allowed!

{Moderation team}, Allowed, bedrock, circle, Community, discord server, faction war, Factions, java, knitting, retired, Semi Vanilla, smp, Territories, Updates

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Conquest SMP Server Overview

Platform	Java and Bedrock
Mods	None
Required Texture Packs	None

Are you interested? Join our Discord server for information on how to join:

Link: https://discord.com/invite/6UNf7zWr

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is Conquest SMP?

A: Conquest SMP is a semi-vanilla faction war server where players can build and fight over territories. It is a new server with a growing community and effective moderation team.

Q: What platforms is Conquest SMP available on?

A: Conquest SMP is available on both Java and Bedrock platforms.

Q: Are there any mods required to play on Conquest SMP?

A: No, Conquest SMP does not require any mods to play.

Q: Are there any required texture packs for Conquest SMP?

A: No, there are no required texture packs to play on Conquest SMP.

BlockyBabes – Minecraft Madness

#dating sims, #Harem Hellfighters, #Level Editor Mod, Achievements, archives, BlockyBabes, booru, Comic, CUDDLE, Demon, fanfic, gameplay, Guide, helltaker, HTG, Lucy, madness, Minecraft, Mods, Stream, Tips, Vanripper, waifu

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7987	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Helltaker to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of art, gameplay, tips, and discussions about how much you want to snuggle a demon (we won’t judge).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, imagine this: you control a man who journeys into the depths of Hell to create a harem of sharp dressed demon girls. It’s like a puzzle game, but with a spicy twist!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just about the game, it’s about the community. We have fanfic that will make you question reality, and fan projects like spin-off games, mods, and even dating sims! And every 20 threads, and on certain holidays, we have Harem Hellfighters – it’s like a battle royale, but with demon girls!

If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a Level Editor Mod for those who want to get creative. And don’t worry about getting lost, we have guides for everything from completing achievements to mastering the game.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a hellishly good time! Who knows, you might even find your own demon waifu along the way. Just remember, all demons are welcome – even the sharp dressed ones.

Blocky Booty Adventures – Minecraft Server for Naughty Roleplay

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	233	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crops Grown:	5986	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up with some steamy Erotic Roleplay! Join us for a wild ride where you can get down and dirty with other players in the most outrageous ways possible. From pixelated pillow fights to scandalous strip mining, anything goes on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay that will leave you blushing and begging for more!

CraftyQueers

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your browsing history? Look no further! Our server is like watching gay porn – it’s hot, it’s steamy, and it’s definitely not for the faint of heart. But don’t worry, just like after you finish, you’ll lose all interest in anything else once you start playing on our server. Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your life choices in the best way possible.

Blocky Blunders: LOL Moments Galore!

15 seconds, andrade, blocky, Blunders, chavo, Entertainment, funny, Galore, humor, internet, ITT, lol, Manager, meme, memorable, MOMENTS, oh yeah that happened moments, pop culture, reaction, social media, sports, trending, unexpected, viral, wrestling

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Chavo Guerrero Jr. suddenly becomes Andrade’s manager for a whole 15 seconds! That’s the level of chaos you can expect on our server. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Any Server like Dad Jokes? Not Win-craft! PvP-Laughs!

appreciate, Custom Gear, dad, Dayz, dungeon realms, favorite server, full loot, jokes, Loot, minecraft server, Play, PvP, PvP aspects, PvPLaughs, Risk, Rust, Server, thanks, wincraft, Wynncraft, zones

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	1023
Players Killed by Monsters:	5739	Chimeras Created:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Dungeon Realms
Server IP	play.dungeonrealms.net
Description	A server with custom gear, full loot PvP aspects, and the possibility of running into PvP in various zones.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there full loot PvP on this server?	Yes, there are full loot PvP aspects on Dungeon Realms.
Are there custom gear options available?	Yes, Dungeon Realms offers custom gear for players.
What is the focus of the server?	The server focuses on PvP aspects and the thrill of risking loot in a DayZ/Rust manner.
Can players encounter PvP in various zones?	Yes, players can run into PvP in many different zones on the server.

CraftyChop

Axed soon, CraftyChop, lmao, piss, REST, Shit

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6946
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and act like a civilized player? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft by allowing players to rest, piss, and shit wherever they please! That’s right, no more holding it in while you’re in the middle of a intense mining session. Just let it all out and watch the world around you become a beautiful mess of bodily fluids.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet God, who watches over all the pee and poop with a mischievous grin. Rumor has it that if you offer him a golden plunger, he will grant you three wishes (although they may come with some…unintended consequences).

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds when you have a server like this? Let the pee and poop flow freely! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jazzed Up Minecraft Madness with Derek Fisher

athlete, Basketball, basketball career, Basketball Player, Derek, derek fisher, Derek Fisher biography, Derek Fisher career, Derek Fisher highlights, Derek Fisher stats, Fisher, jazzed, madness, Minecraft, NBA, NBA player, player, Point Guard, professional athlete, sports, TEAM, Utah, utah jazz, Utah Jazz history, Utah Jazz player

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	434740	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	34	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ores Mined:	1691	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Because Derek Fisher himself played for the Utah Jazz on our server! That’s right, you can team up with a basketball legend and dominate the virtual court while building epic structures in the world of Minecraft. Who knew that Derek Fisher had such mad building skills? Join now and experience the craziest crossover of sports and gaming you’ve ever seen!

LonelyCraft: Man Up and Mine!

acceptance, emotional well being, Epidemic, fake news, Gratitude, Happiness, life lessons, LonelyCraft, Male loneliness, man, mental health, personal growth, perspective, positivity, reality check, relationships, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-care, societal pressure, toxic masculinity

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of hearing about the so-called “male loneliness epidemic”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to loneliness as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

Our server is guaranteed to cure any feelings of isolation because we have a secret potion that turns all players into social butterflies. Once you join, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will make you feel like the life of the party, even if you’re just mining for diamonds.

Don’t believe us? Well, let us tell you the story of Bob, who joined our server feeling down in the dumps. But after just one day of playing, he was laughing so hard that he forgot all about his troubles. Now, Bob is the king of the server, ruling over his loyal subjects with a diamond pickaxe in hand.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs a partner when you have a whole community of hilarious players waiting to make you smile?

CraftyCryptos: Where even our diamonds are more stable than your investments!

altcoins, Blockchain, CraftyCryptos, cryptocurrency, decentralized, diamonds, digital assets, Financial, high reward, high risk, hodl, investing, Investments, Losses, market, market trends, PROFITS, pump and dump, Risk, shitcoins, speculation, Stable, Trading, volatility

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Emeralds Found:	2362
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mines Excavated:	2629	Crops Grown:	3770
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of constantly losing money on shitcoins? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate crypto paradise! Join us and experience the thrill of finding new virtual currencies that are constantly pumping – forget about real-life investments, this is where the real money is made! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually filled with hidden Bitcoin treasures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate crypto miner in our wacky world of blocky riches!