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DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

4chan, autistic, Board, complaining, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, funny, Hear, least, least retarded board, menial shit, nagging, niggers, non autistic, non autistic people, retarded, retards, Skills, Social, stupid, tired, tired of, trannies

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

Frost SMP

Adventure, bedrock, bedrock edition, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, custom-built, Earth, earth smp, Economy, Frost SMP, Gaming, java, java edition, MCMMO, minecraft server, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Looking for a minecraft server to play? Look no further, at Frost SMP we have a custom built Earth SMP server that works on both Java and Bedrock clients! Come check us out today!

play.frostsmp.com

Disgraceful Minecraft Server

Absolutely disgraceful, Accountability, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, current events, Decision making, Democracy, democratic party, disgraceful, election, Ethics, Government, leadership, liberal, Minecraft, morality, Politics, president, republican party, Server, Social Issues, united states, voting for Trump

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by Trump supporters in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is a Trump-free zone! Join us and never have to worry about hearing “Make Minecraft Great Again” ever again. Our community is full of players who believe in building a better world, both in-game and IRL. So come join us and leave the Trump drama behind!

Final Retest 70k Minecraft SMP

70K, Analysis, Blockchain, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Economy, election, FINAL, final retest, Financial, Investment, market, Minecraft, prediction, retest, Screenshot, smp, Technology, Trading, trump, volatility, Wins, Winter

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP server where we predict the future through Minecraft gameplay! We accurately predicted Trump’s win and the rise of Bitcoin to 70k, but unfortunately, we failed the final retest and now we’re in crypto winter. Screenshot this momentous occasion and join us for some wild predictions and even wilder adventures in our wacky Minecraft world! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to predict the future through blocky building and pixelated adventures!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

adult-focused, child-free wedding, childcare arrangements, childcare options, family dynamics, family priorities, family relationships, intimate event, NoKidsAllowedCraft, sibling, sister’s kids, upset family members, wedding day, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, wedding etiquette debate, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding invitations, wedding planning, wedding rules

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of adult time? Look no further! Our server is like a child-free wedding, keeping the focus on fun and craziness for the grown-ups. Just like the bride who stuck to her decision to keep her wedding child-free, we stick to our rule of no kids allowed on the server.

Join us and experience the thrill of gaming without any interruptions from little ones. Who needs kids running around when you can have epic battles and build amazing structures with your fellow adult gamers? Plus, just like the bride’s sister, you might find yourself begging to join despite the rules because the fun is just too good to miss out on.

So come on over and leave the kids at home – this server is for the adults who know how to have a good time without any distractions. You won’t regret it…unless you’re the bride’s sister, in which case, maybe reconsider your priorities!

CraftyPleasureLand

CraftyPleasureLand, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure activities, guilty pleasure binge-watching, guilty pleasure books, guilty pleasure desserts, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure hobbies, guilty pleasure ideas, guilty pleasure indulgence, guilty pleasure list, guilty pleasure movies, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure pastime, guilty pleasure self-care, guilty pleasure snacks, guilty pleasure treats, guilty pleasure TV shows, indulgence, LATEST, secret pleasure

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Star Shards Collected:	86
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft enthusiasts! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

2. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary rainbow llama. Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).

3. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly hot dog eating contest where the winner gets a diamond encrusted hot dog as their prize. It’s the ultimate test of both hunger and greed.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

GayFightCraft

Abuse, ACCUSED, Chechen security forces, Chechnya, Conflict, detained, discrimination, eastern europe, Fight, forced labor, Gay Men, GayFightCraft, human rights violations, international law, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, persecution, russia, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got chechen security forces making gay men fight in ukraine LMAO like what even is that? join us for some wild and crazy adventures, you never know what you’ll find in our wacky world. plus, we got unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas dropping diamonds from the sky. it’s a party up in here, so come on and join the fun!

What is the IP for League of Legends Minecraft Server?

League, Legends, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

League of Legends is a popular multiplayer online battle arena game developed and published by Riot Games. In the game, players control a champion with unique abilities and team up with other players to compete against an opposing team. It has become a global phenomenon with millions of players and a thriving competitive scene, including professional leagues and tournaments. With regular updates and new champions being added, League of Legends continues to be a dominant force in the world of esports.

Zenith Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Economy Vanilla Daily rewards Crates Land claims Pvp Keep inventory Discord Community Events Plugins Mob farms Redstone Building Mining Crafting Enchanting Trading Exploration, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

The best Economy Survival server, that still has that vanilla feeling! We have many cool features, like daily rewards, custom crates, land claims, toggleable pvp and keep inventory and so much more waiting for you! Join the discord –> https://discord.gg/NsKBSPzZSN

zenithsurvival.zapto.org

Dabbling Duck SMP: Where the Quacks Get Their Blocks on (18+ Whitelist)

12 hours, application, beat, blocks, building, Dabbling, dedicated server, Discord, duck, ender dragon, Exploring, Farming, Girlfriend, horse trails, Join, laid back, netherite, no rush, quacks, Relaxing, smp, speed run, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Dabbling Duck SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Age Restriction	18+
Server Focus	Laid-back, no rush
New Map Date	9/5/2024

FAQ

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server is focused on farming, building, exploring, and relaxing in the world. It is not a speed-running server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our discord and submit an application. The discord link is: https://discord.gg/Gr8ME4A3GD

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Rules will be provided on the discord server. Be respectful and follow the guidelines set by the server owners.

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

Accuracy, differs, Experience, forgetfulness, History, Lane, little., long tail, Memory, Men’s memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, Perception, perspective, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Server, tags, Time, Uncertain, uncertainty

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted creepers who drop enchanted golden apples when defeated. And if you manage to tame a wild Ender Dragon, it will grant you three wishes – one of which can be unlimited stacks of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you the power to fly around the server at lightning speed. And if you stumble upon the hidden village of talking villagers, they will teach you the ancient art of diamond sword fighting, making you the most feared warrior in all the land.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the past that was differs little from the past that was not. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!