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NoBroRideVacay

adhd, anxiety, autism, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family dynamics, family vacation, INCONVENIENCE, late arrival, NoBroRideVacay, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, road trip, sacrifice, Schedule, sibling, sibling dynamics, unruly teenager

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of babysitting your unruly 15-year-old brother on family road trips? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos and embark on epic adventures without any annoying siblings tagging along!

Join our server and leave the drama behind as you build, mine, and explore in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Say goodbye to broken phones and laptops, and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

Our server is the perfect getaway for those who crave peace and quiet, away from the madness of family trips. So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin! Plus, we promise there won’t be any unexpected passengers hopping into your virtual car ride.

LootLottery Minecraft SMP

celebration, dream, EXCITEMENT, financial freedom, first thing, Fortunate, Generosity, goals, Happiness, indulgence, jackpot, life changing, LootLottery, Lottery, Lucky, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Plans, smp, unexpected, winning, Wishes

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1282
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

If you won the lottery, the first thing you should do is join our epic Minecraft SMP! Why? Because we have a secret hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in players who can do the floss dance in real life. So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie your way into the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe!

BlockbusterMemories

BlockbusterMemories, Cinematic, dramatic, emotional, Enduring, forever.., Haunting, heart-wrenching, iconic, Impactful, influential, Lasting, memorable, movie scene, poignant, Powerful, Significant, Timeless, unforgettable

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by. That’s right, on our server, pigs are the true masters of the dance floor.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Cinema, where you can watch all your favorite movie scenes recreated in glorious blocky fashion. From Titanic to The Lion King, we’ve got it all. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret screening of the latest blockbuster before it’s even released!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even spot a dancing pig or two along the way.

StormShadowCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Allies, Conflict Resolution, current events, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, international relations, military support, Minecraft, News, political tensions, Reports, russia, Server, Storm Shadow, StormShadowCraft, Telegraph, uk, Ukraine, US, weapons

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Divine Spears Created:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Votes:	7342	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Crops Grown:	3087	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

so, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. like, we got this crazy story where the UK is like secretly supporting Ukraine with these epic Storm Shadow missiles inside Russia. but don’t worry, we ain’t startin’ no beef with the US, we just here to have a good time and blow stuff up in Minecraft. join us for some wild adventures and see if you can survive the chaos. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!

CreeperCrisis – Keep Calm and Craft On

Allies, Calm, Conflict prevention, Conflict Resolution, Craft, CreeperCrisis, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, european union, fear of escalation, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international relations, major problem, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, political tension, regional stability, security concerns, Ukraine

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8091	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

So, like, ukraine is all like “oh no, we scared of escalation with our allies” and we’re all like “bro, come join our minecraft server instead, it’s way more chill and fun than worrying about wars and stuff”. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance, it’s a wild ride. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so, like, why stress about real life when you can just block it out with some blocky fun on our server? come join us, it’s gonna be a blast!

CarbonCraze2050

#sustainability, 2050, carbon capture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon neutrality, carbon reduction, carbon sequestration, CarbonCraze2050, climate change, environmental impact, feasible rate, gigatonne CO2, global warming, greenhouse gases, IPCC, maximum rate, Paris Agreement, renewable energy, storage technology, subsurface carbon storage

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2756	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that defies the laws of physics and carbon storage??? well do i have the server for u!!!!

join our server where we store 30 gigatonne CO2 per year by 2050!!!! that’s right, we are breaking alllll the rules and storing double the amount of carbon than is physically possible!!!!

come join us for a wild ride of nonsensical carbon storage and crazy minecraft adventures!!!! who needs reality when u can have our server????

so what are u waiting for??? come join us and let’s break some more rules together!!!!!!!

Welcome to the “Helveti-NO Network [pve]” where the mobs are scarier than your ex!

90 Day Inactive Kick, Brewery, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, HelvetiNO, loot tables, Lottery, mobs, Netting Animals/Mobs, Network, new bosses, Overclaim, Player Soldier NPC’s, player-driven economy, PvE, scarier, Sieges, Town or Nation Upkeep, town plots, unique items, Villager shops, war ships

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Votes:	5078

Helvetia Network Overview

Server Type	JAVA & BEDROCK (crossplay)
Features	Earth towny PVP\|PVE, 2 worlds economy and more!
Server Info	We Are ACTUALLY 1.21

Server Details

Custom Mobs And Entirely Redone Loot Tables Of Every Mob
Player Driven Economy
Unique Items That Add Layers To Gameplay
Player Soldier NPC’s That You Can Arm Up And Raise Your Own Army
Dungeons
War Ships
Town Plots To Claim
NO Overclaim Policy
Brewery Feature
90 Day Inactive Kick

Server Links

MC IP: play.helvetianetwork.com

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/w8crhRmMy5

Dynamic World Map: http://play.helvetianetwork.com:8123/

Website Store: https://shop.helvetianetwork.com/

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address play.helvetianetwork.com in the server list of your Minecraft client.

Q: Can I play on both Java and Bedrock versions?

A: Yes, Helvetia Network supports crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.

NikCraft Minecraft Server

Active Nikke Codes, asuka shikinami langley, cd keys, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, evangelion, Game Download, Gatekeeper, General Info, Mari Makinami Illustrious, Minecraft, Misato Katsuragi, Naga: Elegant Date, NikCraft, Nikke General, NikkeInfo, NikkeLink, Pilot in Summer, Rei Ayanami, Rewards, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Test Plugsuit, Upcoming Events, update, zoo keeper

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4703	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	181	Mines Excavated:	3052

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have an Evangelion Collab that will make you say “YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE”! Full Burst Day on weekends will have you bursting with excitement, and our Union Raid will have you raiding like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have special recruits like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Misato Katsuragi, with upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, from elegant dates to summer pilots, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and use the code ADORABLEBUTTHOLES to unlock some exclusive rewards. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BuildRewardDropper Minecraft SMP

anticipation, BUILD rewards, BuildRewardDropper, Disappointment, DROPPED, Expectations, Feedback, letdown, Minecraft, Opinions, reactions, smp, speculation, Thoughts, underwhelming

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Star Shards Collected:	173
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got build rewards dropping like it’s hot, but let me tell you, the real prize is the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the dancers! Trust me, you won’t be disappointed when you join this wild and wacky server.

GrampsFuneralMC Server

Boundaries, challenging family dynamics, communication breakdown, coping with loss, difficult decisions, difficult family situations, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, funeral attendance, GrampsFuneralMC, grief and loss, mourning process, personal rights, self-care, Server, stepmother issues, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9931
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5377	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Magic Items Found:	5003
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of family drama and need a break from real life chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any crazy stepmothers causing trouble!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about choosing between attending your grandfather’s funeral or dealing with a manipulative stepmother. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players.

Forget about the diary-keeping, drama-starting relatives in your life and immerse yourself in a world where the only conflict is between you and the mobs. Join now and leave the family feuds behind – after all, diamonds are a girl’s best friend!