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That’s How Human History Goes Minecraft SMP

agriculture invention, ancient history, Civilization, civilization birth, future is female, gaia, great deluges, History, Human, human evolution, hunter-gatherer lifestyle, Lilith, matriarchal society, men in civilization, Minecraft, Mother Earth worship, Mother Goddess, neolithic revolution, patriarchal society, primordial, skyfather, smp, societal transition, spiritual traditions

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question the very fabric of human history? Look no further! Join our server where we reenact the great betrayal of humanity by the mother goddess through epic deluges and wild animal taming.

Experience the neolithic revolution like never before as you cultivate crops and watch your lifespan decrease before your very eyes. But hey, at least you’ll be part of the birth of civilization, right?

Join us as we explore the transition from the nurturing “Gaia” to the unpredictable demon “Lilith” in a world where only men can sustain civilization. Who needs the future to be female when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and rewrite history in the most outrageous way possible?

BorderRuin Minecraft Server

border, BorderRuin, Conflict, Crisis, Danon, destabilization, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, regional conflict, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, Warning, Withdrawal

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of some intense political drama? well do we have the server for u!

join our server where u can be danon, the ultimate minecraft warrior, taking on hezbollah in an epic battle for the border! will u be able to save lebanon from ruin? or will u lead them to victory? the choice is yours, my dude.

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to be a part of this intense conflict, but u also get to build ur own epic base, mine for diamonds like a boss, and ride around on llamas all day long.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the chaos begin! but remember, if u don’t withdraw from the border now, u might just lead lebanon to ruin. no pressure tho.

BreadBedSoapCraft

asylum seekers, Bed.., Bread, BreadBedSoapCraft, budget cuts, economic impact, european union, germany, government policy, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, integration, migrant benefits, migrant crisis, migrant rights, Refugees, soap, social services, social welfare, support services

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Animals Bred:	154	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we give u more than just bed, bread, and soap! we give u DIAMONDS, EMERALDS, and GOLD! our server is so lit, even germany is reducing migrant benefits just to join us!

imagine mining for diamonds while fighting off creepers and zombies with your bare hands! our server is so hardcore, even herobrine is scared to log on!

join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen in minecraft! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend in our server!

CrocSharkCowCraft

ancient marine life, ancient predators, ancient sea cow, Animal Behavior, crocodile attack, CrocSharkCowCraft, extinct species, fossil analysis, fossil discoveries, fossil evidence, Fossil records, marine animals, marine ecosystems, marine fossils, paleoecology, Paleontology, predator attacks, predator-prey relationships, prehistoric creatures, sea creatures, shark predation

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Towns Built:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	198
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got ancient sea cows gettin’ wrecked by crocs and eaten by sharks! it’s like a crazy prehistoric battle royale up in dis minecraft world. come witness the madness and maybe even ride a sea cow into battle against the crocs and sharks. u ain’t never seen nothin’ like it, so join now and experience the ultimate survival showdown!

MonkeMania Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Combat, comparison, Difficult, Entertaining, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, indie, Minecraft, monke game, MonkeMania, MONKEY, platformer, puzzle, review, Server, Soulslike, strategy, video game

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	9669	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Emeralds Found:	1981	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Oh boy, do we have a treat for you on our Minecraft server! This place is so bananas, you’ll feel like a monke swinging through the trees! And let me tell you, this game is so hard, it’ll make Dark Souls look like a walk in the park. We’ve got mobs that will make you cry like a baby zombie, and challenges that will test your skills like never before. But hey, if you survive long enough, you might just unlock the secret to becoming the ultimate monke warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the monke game!

BoboCraft SMP: The Adventures of Boobooooo

adult humor, Adventures, anal hole cream, ass raping, Bobo, BoboCraft, Boobooooo, boundary-pushing, controversial, crude language, dark humor, edgy comedy, explicit content, explicit lyrics, fetish, green cock, inappropriate, offensive, oh booooboooooo, sexual innuendo, sexual references, shock value, smp, taboo

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Crops Grown:	3914	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your green cock on the leaderboard and engage in some hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!

CarCrashCatastrophe

Boundaries, car damage, car repair, CarCrashCatastrophe, Communication, consequences, couch surfing, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Eviction, financial support, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, job loss, Job Search, legal action, living expenses, RESPONSIBILITY, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like your friend Dan wrecking your car and refusing to pay for it! Join us for a fun and drama-free experience, where the only thing getting wrecked is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)!

Looking for a new place to crash? Our server is the perfect spot for you to build your dream home without worrying about uninvited guests crashing on your couch and trashing your car. Plus, our community is always willing to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a secret underground lair. And remember, no matter what happens, at least your car will be safe from any friends looking for a joyride!

Girlfriend2Wife Minecraft SMP

Commitment, compatibility, Decision making, emotional connection, ENGAGEMENT, future plans, Girlfriend2Wife, intuition, lifelong commitment, lifelong partner, long term, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Partnership, Proposal, relationships, romantic feelings, serious relationship, settling down, signs, smp, soulmate

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	1975	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Animals Bred:	64	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon the most beautiful player you’ve ever seen. She’s building a castle made entirely out of pink wool and diamond blocks, and you just know in that moment that she’s the one for you. You can’t help but imagine all the epic adventures you’ll have together, slaying dragons and exploring the vast, blocky world of Minecraft. So yeah, that’s how you know you want to marry a girl in Minecraft SMP. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where love blooms among the pixels and where you can have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks? It’s a match made in blocky heaven, my friend. So come join us and find your blocky soulmate today!

Scoopocalypse

broken freezer, contamination, expired ingredients, freezer burn, freezer door left open, freezer malfunction, freezer not closing properly, freezer not cold enough, hot weather, ice cream left out too long, ice cream soup, ice crystals, improper handling, improper storage, melted ice cream, power outage, ruined ice cream, Scoopocalypse, spoiled milk, temperature fluctuations, too much air exposure

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ores Mined:	2801
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins an ice cream! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing your cone? Or maybe a giant zombie craving a brain freeze? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this frozen mystery. Plus, rumor has it that the only way to defeat the ice cream-ruining monsters is by crafting the legendary Diamond Sprinkle Sword. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sweet adventure unlike any other!

MosqueMayhemCraft

armed conflict, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Conflict, extremist groups, gunmen, idf, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militant factions, military operation, mosque, MosqueMayhemCraft, Palestinian, palestinian authority, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, top commander, violence, West Bank

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	New Chunks Explored:	856790
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	101
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as intense as a palestinian gunman showdown! we got top commanders and epic battles happening at our west bank mosque arena. join us for some crazy pvp action and see if you can survive the chaos. with insane battles and non-stop excitement, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. come join us today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Par4Craft

challenge, Competition, Fun, Golf, Golfing, good thing, hobby, Improvement, leisure, low score, mindset, outdoor activity, Par4Craft, Positive, Practice, Recreation, Relaxing, skill-building, sports, Sub-par golf, Technique

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5442
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

are you tired of all those fancy golf courses with their perfect greens and expensive clubs? well, come join our minecraft server where we have sub-par golf! that’s right, our golf course is so bad, it’s actually good.

imagine trying to hit a hole-in-one while dodging creepers and zombies on the course. it’s a real challenge that will test your minecraft skills like never before.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and plot your next move. who knows what treasures you’ll find down there?

so come join us for a round of sub-par golf and see if you have what it takes to conquer the course. trust us, it’s a hole lot of fun!