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Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Emeralds Found:	4230
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2362
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ores Mined:	9771
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Secret Passages Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	29213
Star Shards Collected:	108	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	8

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Crops Grown:	9855
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crops Grown:	4233

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7992	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Farms Harvested:	612

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!