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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 3666 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2015 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Ores Mined: | 7980 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
we got this thing called Targeted Memory Reactivation (TMR) that’s gonna make ur brain all smart and stuff while u snooze. it’s like EMDR therapy but with blocks and creepers and stuff. ur memories gonna be consolidated and ur PTSD gonna be like, “see ya later, alligator!”
so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where ur brain gets a workout while u play. who knew video games could be so therapeutic, amirite?