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SMP: NeverSteamAgain

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Are you tired of boring, woke moviegames that cost a fortune and disappoint you within the first 10 hours? Look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any spyware or expensive licenses. Plus, we promise not to memoryhole your experience into oblivion like those other games. Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Who needs Steam when you have our awesome server to play on? Join now and say goodbye to boring games forever!

AlrightCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4753	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1743	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

until the llamas started talking and demanding to be worshipped as the rulers of the server. Join our Minecraft server for the chance to participate in llama dance parties and llama fashion shows! Build your own llama palace and compete in llama races to prove your loyalty to our fluffy overlords. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the weirdest and wildest Minecraft community out there!

AlgoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Dragon Eggs Found:	6141	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because algorand is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server has a magical unicorn alter ego just waiting to be unleashed!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a Minecraft party like this before!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. Just be careful not to eat too much candy or you might turn into a gingerbread man yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join algorand today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just discover your inner unicorn and dance the night away with a creeper DJ!

Mom’s Trip Planner: No Vacancy

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of being left out of family vacations? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you’re always included! No more feeling like the odd one out while your family gallivants off on trips without you. On our server, everyone is welcome, even if you’re a DINK (Dual Income, No Kids) like our seasoned traveler here.

Imagine a world where you can plan the ultimate family vacation without any pushback. No more arguing over budgets or itineraries, just pure vacation bliss. And hey, if you need a break from the sun, you can always take a virtual trip to a theme park without worrying about getting sunburned.

So why wait? Join our server now and never feel excluded from family trips again. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Let’s plan some epic adventures together!

Block Break Bliss

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Towns Built:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Items Found:	3121
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dimension Hops:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Farms Harvested:	994
Animals Bred:	162	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the pure joy of digging straight down without hitting lava! Trust us, it’s a thrill like no other. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

AnonCelebCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got celebs hiding out from the paparazzi! imagine mining diamonds next to beyonce or building a castle with kim kardashian! we even got justin bieber battling creepers like a pro! plus, rumor has it that taylor swift is secretly a redstone genius on the server! come join the fun and see which celeb you’ll run into next! it’s like hollywood meets blocky world, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

LorezMine Minecraft server

Griefer Server, LorezMine, Minecraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Potions Brewed:	174
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17

LorezMine

Griefer Server

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PunishCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Enchantments Applied:	180
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Tired of being a slave to the capitalist pigs in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where hard work actually pays off! Our virtual society is completely bananas, where the more you mine, the more diamonds rain down from the sky! No more bowing down to the bosses, here you are the boss of your own destiny. Join us and experience a world where the grind is actually worth it, and where the only corruption you’ll find is in the form of creepers blowing up your house. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s overthrow the oppressive labor system, one block at a time!

TrashCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as many sheep as possible (don’t worry, they respawn).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Ender Dragon Disco Party,” where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in the Minecraft world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the mysterious “Llama King” who grants wishes in exchange for stacks of emeralds.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s going to be garbage… in the best way possible!

CraftyRichesMC

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Emeralds Found:	2048	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secretive as my hidden net worth? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of hidden treasures and unexpected twists.

Just like how I kept my finances under wraps, this server will keep you on your toes with hidden dungeons, secret passageways, and surprise loot drops. Who knows what riches you’ll uncover in the depths of our virtual world?

And just like how I finally came clean about my net worth, you’ll have to team up with other players to uncover the server’s biggest secrets. Trust no one, because you never know who might be hiding a diamond sword up their sleeve.

So come join us on this server where secrets are revealed, alliances are tested, and fortunes are waiting to be discovered. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

InspireCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	5822
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly had a stroke of genius for your next big invention? Well, on our server, you’ll find inspiration in the most unlikely places – like when a creeper blows up your house and you realize you’re a better builder than you thought!

Join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just stumble upon the next big Minecraft trend while trying to survive a zombie apocalypse in our custom-made survival world.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your creativity run wild – just watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your ideas!