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SMP: NeverSteamAgain

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring, woke moviegames that cost a fortune and disappoint you within the first 10 hours? Look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any spyware or expensive licenses. Plus, we promise not to memoryhole your experience into oblivion like those other games. Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Who needs Steam when you have our awesome server to play on? Join now and say goodbye to boring games forever!

HonkCraft Server – Minecraft server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server you’ll be fighting epic battles against Honkai beasts and mastering powerful skills like a true warrior. And if you think you’ve seen it all, think again because we have exclusive content that will blow your mind!

Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to read the rules before joining, we don’t want any Endermen causing chaos in the village. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

CAPTCHALess Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Divine Spears Created:	27	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the CAPTCHAs are out of control! Join us if you want to live on the edge and risk having your identity stolen by accidentally sharing your CAPTCHA with a stranger. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when you join this server – maybe you’ll end up trading your diamonds for a llama named Carl who speaks fluent Pig Latin. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

TherapyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera!

Imagine a server where long-lost siblings come out of the woodwork and demand your attention and help, just like in a crazy family reunion gone wrong. You’ll be dodging DMs and awkward family meetings faster than you can say “I didn’t sign up for this!”

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have to deal with family drama, but you’ll also have to navigate the treacherous waters of foster care and questionable parentage. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who needs diamonds when you have long-lost siblings begging for your help? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

DollDramaCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3024
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take doll pranks to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to prank your friends by destroying their precious dolls in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine the look on their faces when they find their beloved doll with ripped hair, missing limbs, and drawn-on eyes! It’s all in good fun, right?

But be warned, the reactions may vary from tears to screams of anger. Just like in the story of Tom and the doll, things can get heated real quick. So come join us for some wild and crazy pranks that will leave everyone questioning if they overreacted over a doll or not.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the doll pranks begin!

Ez2EnterHrd2Exit – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Our Minecraft SMP server, of course! Once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or skeletons that come your way. Plus, they’re hilarious to watch in action.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Get ready to dance your blocky butt off!

3. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

4. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all: the rainbow unicorn pig. Yes, you read that right. And yes, it’s as amazing as it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your blocky life!

FreeAppMagicMC

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6565
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building castles made entirely of cheese (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden level where you can ride on the back of a flying llama while shooting fireballs out of a diamond-encrusted bazooka. And did we mention that our server has a built-in teleportation system that can transport you to a land filled with talking cows and dancing creepers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And did we mention that it’s all completely free? It’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt – pure magic!

Cluckin’ Nasrallah’s Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Buildings Constructed:	43	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	108	Reality Warps Survived:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we hunt chickens like nasrallah but with more success!! we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you pee your pants with excitement. our community is full of hilarious players who will make you laugh until you cry. plus, we have the most epic builds and minigames that will blow your mind. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the chicken hunting madness!

CerealFirstToothpasteNext

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! we got players who pour cereal before milk, like who does that? they probably also brush their teeth before wetting the toothbrush, absolute madlads! if you want to be part of this crazy gang, join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a normal person who likes things in the right order, then maybe stay away. but if you’re a rebel who likes to live life on the edge, then this is the server for you! come on, what are you waiting for? brush those teeth and hop on in!

☀️ Sunburnt SMP: Where the Custom Fish come with Sunglasses! 🕶️ Featuring Weekly Challenges, PvP (only if you forget your sunscreen), and NO Resets! 🐟🎣

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR
TikTok	https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNW7GqCk/

Overview:

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024!

Features:

NEW! Fishing Log
NEW! Lobster Pots
NEW! PvP Arena
Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How can I join Shaded?

A: Simply copy and paste the server IP play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the server?

A: No, PvP on Shaded is entirely optional. Players can choose to participate based on their preferences.

Q: How can I protect my creations on the server?

A: Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure the safety and security of player builds.

Q: Can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks on Shaded?

A: Yes, players can earn free ranks, kits, and perks through voting on the server.

Q: Are there regular quests and events on Shaded?

A: Yes, players can engage in thrilling quests, participate in events, and tackle weekly challenges to stay engaged and rewarded.

Q: Is Shaded a cross-platform server?

A: Yes, Shaded unites Java and Bedrock players, offering a seamless gaming experience for all.

For more information and updates, join our Discord, follow us on Twitter, and check out our website. We look forward to welcoming you to the Shaded family!

RoboFinger Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1947
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have robots that can help you with all your… uh, personal needs. Need a hand (or a robot hand) in the shower? We got you covered! Join our server and let the robots take care of you in ways you never imagined possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so… stimulating? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!