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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 3684 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
New Chunks Explored: | 915025 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
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