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ToxicCraft: Deadly Adventures

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9167
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9548
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

So, like, this server is so lit that it’s like a poison center but for Minecraft, ya know? We’ve had a 234% increase in players getting seriously harmed or even dying because our server is just that intense. It’s like, a whole new level of gaming, man. You gotta join and see for yourself the crazy stuff that goes down here. It’s like a rollercoaster of danger and excitement, bro. So come on and join the madness, if you dare. Let’s see if you can survive the chaos and become a legend in our toxic world of Minecraft.

AnimeChadZer0Fucks Minecraft Server

alpha male, Anime, anime chads, anime characters, anime men, AnimeChadZer0Fucks, assertive, badass, Chads, CONFIDENT, FEARLESS, independent, indifferent, Minecraft, nonchalant, Powerful, rebellious, self-assured, Server, STRONG, Unapologetic, Women, zero fucks

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of anime chads who give zero fucks about women! That’s right, these guys are too busy slaying dragons and conquering dungeons to even notice the female players.

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where toxic masculinity reigns supreme and where the only thing that matters is flexing your virtual muscles. Our anime chads will show you how to be the ultimate alpha gamer, whether you’re battling mobs or just hanging out in the virtual hot tub.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner anime chad! Just be prepared to leave your sensitivity at the door and embrace the testosterone-fueled madness that awaits you. Let’s get ready to rumble!

BoomerBrews Minecraft Server

baby boomers, BoomerBrews, Boomers, casual gatherings, coffee break, coffee culture, coffee shop, coffeehouse ambiance, coffeehouse culture, Community, generation gap, hanging out, leisure time, local businesses, lounge room, meeting friends, Minecraft, neighborhood spot, personal space, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, socializing

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boomers have taken over a local coffee shop and turned it into their own personal lounge room! Join us for a wild time as we navigate through the chaos of boomer shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness boomers challenging each other to arm wrestle competitions over who gets the last pumpkin spice latte? Or see them break out into spontaneous dance parties to classic rock hits?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Boomer Bingo Night, where players compete to see who can yell “BINGO!” the loudest when they fill up their card. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place during the Boomer vs. Millennial Trivia Showdown.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to dodge flying coffee cups and navigate through a sea of Hawaiian shirts. It’s a boomer bonanza you won’t want to miss!

GrannyGoneWild Minecraft Server

911, aita, ambulance, bruise, concussion, danger, Decision making, Driving, er, Fall, family, grandmother, GrannyGoneWild, head injury, Kids, medical professional, MIL, Minecraft, NICU RN, Nurse, Server, Stairs, swelling

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t fall down any stairs in the dark wearing a cpap! Unlike some people’s MILs, we prioritize safety first! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement – just make sure to watch your step, especially if you’re wearing a cpap.

We offer the most thrilling experiences, like navigating stairs in the dark without a cpap, driving to the ER in the middle of the night, and arguing with nurses and wives about the best course of action. And don’t worry, we have plenty of ice packs and Tylenol to go around!

Join us on this crazy journey where anything can happen – from planning a week-long visit with your MIL after a staircase mishap to debating whether or not it’s safe for your kids to ride with her. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? So come on in and let the chaos begin – just remember to buckle up (or at least hold onto the railing)!

FriendZoneInheritanceWars

children, Conflict, disagreement, emotions, Estate Planning, family, finances, FriendZoneInheritanceWars, gold digger, House, inheritance choices, Logic, Marriage, notary, older kids, Spouse, stepchildren, UNFAIR, vulnerable, Will, younger kids

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Emeralds Found:	8526
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Just like Irene and Carl’s complicated marriage, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Will you side with Irene and fight for what’s right, or will you join Carl in his quest for logical decision-making (even if it means angering your friends)?

With equal inheritance for all players (just like Carl’s plan for his kids), you’ll never have to worry about unfair treatment. But be warned, just like Carl’s older kids, there may be some players who don’t see eye to eye with you.

So, come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over virtual inheritance rights. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

BlockyBootyFartEscape

anatomy, awkward, big ass, BlockyBootyFartEscape, body function, buttocks, CHEEKS, digestion, EMBARRASSING, Escape, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Humorous, longer, Noisy, Release, Smelly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a giant chicken with a rainbow afro! we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and a hot tub made entirely of lava. our community is so friendly, they will give you free hugs and cookies made by a unicorn chef. plus, our moderators are actually wizards who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of their wands. so come on, join us and let your big ass cheeks take longer to let the fart escape in the most epic minecraft server of all time!

CraftyFoodiesMC

anxiety, brain changes, brain chemistry, brain structure, CraftyFoodiesMC, depression, diet quality, eating habits, Food, health, mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, neuroscience, nutrition, poor diet, psychological effects, research, study, Volunteers, well-being

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4

LOL, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BE LIKE EATING A POOR QUALITY DIET BUT IN A GOOD WAY! JOIN US AND GET BRAIN CHANGES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE IN A BLOCKY WONDERLAND OF HAPPINESS! OUR 30 VOLUNTEERS HAVE ALREADY EXPERIENCED THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER AND NOW THEY CAN’T STOP BUILDING CRAZY CASTLES AND FIGHTING ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT! #BLOCKYHAPPINESS #ZOMBIESLOVECARROTS

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIVOK, donates, minecraft server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Animals Bred:	146
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

l5og.vanillaboxmc.ru

Industrial Earth: Renaissance – Vanilla Roleplay meets Geopolitical Chaos

Austria, borders, Chaos, Cities, Citizens, Community, Diplomacy, Earth, Faction, Features, France, gameplay, Geopolitical, Holy Roman Empire, Industrial, Leaders, meets, Nations, new friends, ottoman empire, power struggle, Renaissance, Roleplay, russia, Sieges, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	2850	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Industrial Earth Minecraft Server

Features
Dynmap
War & Diplomacy
Sieges
Roleplay
16th Century World Map
Suggestion Chat for New Features
Nations like Ottoman Empire, Austria, France, Russia, etc.
Power Struggle in the Holy Roman Empire

Join now at https://discord.gg/6W3JqmRhgr

World Map: http://212.192.29.86:25604

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I roleplay as a leader of a nation?	Yes, you can roleplay as the leader of many nations, including historical ones like Ottoman Empire, Austria, France, etc.
Are there wars and diplomacy in the server?	Yes, players can engage in wars, border clashes, diplomacy, and sieges as part of the gameplay.
Is there a world map available?	Yes, the server has a dynmap to keep track of cities, borders, and nations on the 16th-century world map.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, there is a suggestion chat where you can recommend new features to be added to the server.
What activities can I expect besides faction gameplay?	Players can also participate in other games from time to time within the community to enjoy various activities.

CraftyBiz Minecraft Server

astute entrepreneur, business acumen, business brilliance, business excellence, business genius, business mastery, Business Success, CraftyBiz, flawless business record, flawless career, flawless track record, impeccable business decisions, Minecraft, savvy businessman, Server, strategic decision making, successful entrepreneur

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Farms Harvested:	320	Votes:	1135
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Void Gems Collected:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers run by peasants who couldn’t make a good business decision if their lives depended on it? Well, fear not, because on our server, our owner has never made a bad business move in his entire life! That’s right, he’s like the Steve Jobs of Minecraft servers, except he actually knows how to treat his players right.

Join us and experience a world where every decision is a good one, where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers apologize for blowing up your house. Our owner is so good at business that he once traded a single dirt block for a stack of diamonds. True story.

So if you want to play on a server where the owner is a business genius and the players are treated like royalty, then come join us. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about making deals and building empires in the world of Minecraft.