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PixelNipponCraft

antitrust, app dominance, Apple, Competition, consumer protection, Curb, digital economy, ENACTS, enforcement, GOOGLE, Japan, law, legislation, market control, mobile apps, monopolies, PixelNipponCraft, policy changes, Regulation, tech giants, Technology

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Love Letters Sent:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Dragon Eggs Found:	3508	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got this crazy rule where you can only use, like, apple and google apps, but, like, in a minecraft world. it’s like japan made a law or something, but, like, for minecraft. and, like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the epicness, bro. so, like, come join and be a part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad, man.

SodaSipperCraft

1 litre bottle, acceptable size, beverage choice, beverage container, carbonated drink, convenience, convenience store, daily habits, eco-friendly, hydration, on the go, portable, public drinking, refreshment, Reusable, social etiquette, social norms, Soda, soda consumption, SodaSipperCraft, thirst quencher

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and sip on 1 litre bottles of soda like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like, the biggest flex in the Minecraft world, ya know? Plus, we got this epic rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks that will make you scream like a little piggy. And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best dad jokes. So come on and join us, cuz this server is lit AF!

Better Than Landon’s Mom SMP: No Mods, Just Pure Chaos! 16+ Server

24/7, Activity, Adventure, Beta, bta, Builds, Chaos, Discord, Evil, Grief, INACTIVE, Landons, Link, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, mom, new, northeastern United States, Pure, rules, Server, Small, smp, steal, Whitelist

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1788	Meteorites Collected:	4
Emeralds Found:	492	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	BTA 7.1_01
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Location	Northeastern United States
Server Status	24/7 uptime
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. What version of Minecraft does the server run?

The server runs BTA 7.1_01, which is a Better Than Adventure version.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Basic rules apply – no griefing, stealing, or being evil. Your whitelist will not be revoked due to inactivity.

3. Will my builds be safe on the server?

Yes, the server is up 24/7 and your builds will not be lost.

Blocky Botox Minecraft Server

appearance enhancement, beauty ideals, beauty industry, beauty standards, blocky, body dysmorphia, body image, botox, confidence boost, cosmetic enhancements, cosmetic procedures, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, personal transformation, Physical Enhancement, Plastic Surgeons, plastic surgery, self esteem, self improvement, Server, social pressure, surgical options, Surgical Risks

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Astral Projections Made:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft Steve when you could be a Minecraft Chad? Join our server and say goodbye to your blocky, pixelated appearance! Our plastic surgery feature will have you looking like a diamond armor-clad warrior in no time.

Don’t be like those incels who just whine and complain – take control of your appearance and show off your new and improved look to all the players on the server. Who needs diamonds when you can have a face that shines brighter than any ore in the game?

Join us and start your transformation today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a Minecraft E-Girl or E-Boy with your new look. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to level up your Minecraft experience in ways you never thought possible.

BlockyBag Minecraft Server

4koma, akane, asuna, Banners, BlockyBag, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Decagrammaton, eimi, Events, Friends, General #5634, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Himari, hovercraft, Hyakkiyako Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission, Joint Firing Drill, Karin, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, NERU, News, Nighttime Emergency Meeting, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, task force, The Fury of Set, Wakamo

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1952
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Dimension Hops:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server for the chance to battle against Izuna in a swimsuit (yes, you read that right), Chise in a swimsuit, and Mimori in a swimsuit (because why not?). These epic battles will have you on the edge of your seat as you fight for victory and maybe even snag a swimsuit for yourself!

But that’s not all! Take part in the SCHALE Settlement Task with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate nighttime emergency meetings and face off against the Task Force in epic showdowns. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

And if that’s not enough, get ready for the Grand Assault on Wakamo/Hovercraft with outdoor torment and light armor. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest and most skilled players will emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like you’ve never seen before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

StepdaughterStaycation

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Disney, exclusion, family dynamics, favoritism, feelings, holidays, parenting, Resentment, Siblings, StepdaughterStaycation, stepfamily, tantrums, Theme Park, Traditions, vacation

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we promise no tantrums will be thrown – unless it’s in-game, of course! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a few Disney references (sorry Amy, we love you really). Our server is perfect for families with kids who just want to have a good time without any complaints about how “boring” it is. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we’ve got plenty of virtual drama to keep you entertained!

ChicknSurfTurfCraft

budget-friendly, caesar salad, chicken, ChicknSurfTurfCraft, classic, DELICIOUS, Dinner, dressing, EASY, Food, healthy, homemade, lettuce, lunch, Meal, parmesan, poor man’s, protein, recipe, surf and turf, Tasty

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Emeralds Found:	3172	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Yo yo yo! U wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, dis place is lit AF! We got chickens dat think dey Caesar salad, like what even is dat? But hey, dey make da best surf and turf in town! Join us if u wanna experience da wildest food combos in Minecraft history!

But wait, dere’s more! We got creepers dat moonwalk and skeletons dat breakdance. It’s a whole party up in here! And don’t even get me started on da villagers, dey throw da best raves in all of Minecraftia!

So come on down to dis wacky server and join da fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into. Just remember, Chicken Caesar salad is poor man’s surf and turf, and on dis server, anything goes!

HorusMine server Minecraft

Bots, Cases, chapter, donation, friendly administration, gaming server, Gifts, Grateful, High ping, HorusMine, Minecraft, morons, normal hosting, Polite administration, Protection, Rewards, Server, server hosting, Support, Unique

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

What makes HorusMine unique?

– Cases for playing on the server

– Polite administration

– Rewards for time spent

Morons with bots, you don’t belong here 😉 Protection is in place

We apologize, we have a high ping, since we don’t have money for normal hosting now… If you can support us, we will be grateful to you (donation + gifts from the chapter)!

185.9.145.8:26926

ChaotiCraft: The Wild Woods

Animals, channel, ChaotiCraft, Community, Connect, Discord, FANTASY, Features, foxes, Friendly, Friends, Furry, Hangout, Homes, Lgbt, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmo, Npcs, polling, Quests, Server, Shopkeepers, Skills, Suggestions, Survival, Teleport, The Wild Woods

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	4061	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Hello and welcome! ChaotiCraft: The Wild Woods Minecraft Server

Thanks for stopping by.

We’re a newer little server that’s just starting to get it’s footing.

We’re a friendly bunch and we’re hoping to invite more people so we can make more friends.

We have homes you can teleport to and from.

We have McMMO, which has a bunch of skills and features.

We have NPCs which roam around and can both give you quests and be shopkeepers.

We have a Discord server for hanging out which also has a channel linked to the ingame chat.

We are actively polling our community and taking suggestions wherever we can.

We would love to see you come and pay us a visit.

You can connect with:

chaoticraft.thewildwoods.xyz

BreadCraft: Where the only crumbs allowed are the ones you find between your keyboard keys!

Allowed, application-based, Armour stands+, BreadCraft, Builders, Community, content creators, crumbs, Economy, Find, Friendly, Griefing, Haven, Keyboard, Keys, Mature, player head drops, Resources, Small, smp, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, Whitelist, worries

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Minecraft Server: BreadCraft

Description	BreadCraft is a small, friendly survival SMP for builders and content creators. It is an application-based economy SMP created as a grief-free environment.
Features	Vanilla Tweaks player head drops and Vanilla Tweaks Armour stands+
Application	Apply Here

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join BreadCraft?	Fill out the application form at the provided link.
Is griefing allowed on BreadCraft?	No, BreadCraft is a grief-free environment.
What are the main focuses of BreadCraft?	BreadCraft is focused on builder and content creator communities.
Are there any specific rules on BreadCraft?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players.